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d.b.

If i was going to give you something i thought you needed, it would be some mustache wax and a t-shi

About Me

Things you need to know about me:-I like to lick people when I'm drunk. -I bite. -I live off coffee and cigarettes. -I dance around to really bad music when I'm home alone. -I can't tolerate how pathetic most girls are. -I'm very stubborn. -I love sarcasm. -I'm very sincere. -I would spend my last $5 on a pack of cigarettes before I would spend it on food. -I could drink whiskey forever and be satisfied. -I'm one big broad. -I don't tolerate ignorance. -I'm very opinionated. -I'm a relationship kinda gal. -Bar sluts make me throw up. -Girls who's lives are consumed by clothes, make-up and hair literally make me want to rip my own eyes out. -My wardrobe consists of t-shirts and jeans. -I'm a tomboy. -I'd take an action movie over a chick flick any day. -I love porn. I admit it. -I'm very open about everything. -There isn't a materialistic bone in my body. -I expect way too much out of myself. -I over analyze EVERYTHING. -I'm a perfectionist. -I'm compulsive about a lot of things that shouldn't matter. -I don't cry in front of people. Crying shows a sign of weakness. -Being vulnerable isn't my thing. -I can't eat by myself or in front of people I don't know. -My favorite beer is New Castle. -I wouldn't be caught dead drinking a wine cooler/smirinoff. If it doesn't burn going down then it doesn't interest me. -I aspire to be so much. -I get more compliments on my handwriting than anything else. -I love sappy music. -WHAM!'s 'I'll never dance again' is one of the most amazing songs ever. -I'm a couch potato. -I could listen to the same song 500 times over again and never get sick of it. -I think romance is dead. -I'm a Toledoian. -I put everything I have into my relationships. -I study better with music playing than with silence. -I love inside jokes. -I'm obsessed with movies. -I can't stand being in one place for a long time. -I can't sit still in a movie theatre. -I'm cynical. -I'm the first person to give advice and the last one to take it. -If I feel you're getting too close you can guarentee I will push you away. -I tend to jump to conclusions. -I'm a subconscious pesimest. -I'm a complete neat freak.I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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My Interests

Music:

Alkaline Trio, The Get Up Kids, Jimmy Eat World, Saosin, Margot & the Nuclear So and So's, The Cure, Imogen Heap, Simon and Garfunkle, 10,000 Maniacs, Natalie Merchant, Hot Water Music, Anathallo, Bear vs. Shark, The Aquabats, At The Drive-In, Weezer, Tom Petty, Thursday, Remy Zero, Piebald, Prince, Queen, Mineral, Love Spit Love, Mae, Pinback, Thrice, Copeland, Gus Black, Radiohead, The Police, Phil Collins, The Caskey Lottery, Anberlin, Damien Rice, Circa Survie, The Jim Yoshi Pile Up, matt pond PA, Boston...I'm done listing.I love him.

Movies:

The Mighty Ducks, Troy, The Life of David Gale, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Braveheart, Kingdom of Heaven, Young Guns I/II, anything John Cusack, V for Vendetta and of course...Dirty Dancing.

Television:

Family Guy, Sex and the City, Friends, Kids In The Hall, Comedy Central, The Wonder Years, Simpsons, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, OZ, The Sopranos and I have a soft spot for Jeff Corwin.

Books:

Point me in a direction. I'm reading David Sedaris right now.Any medical book will hold my attention for hours.

Heroes:

comedic heroes.a true woman.

My Blog

Tonight tonight.

Today is my last day at my job so a few of us from work are going out to celebrate tonight.  Drinks a plenty.  If you'd like to come out and help celebrate then give me a call because I don'...
Posted by d.b. on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST

Sweet jesus it's been a while...

Life has taken some unexpected turns in the past couple of months.  Not all good.  I'd like to think that I could fix what I've completely destroyed, but in the end is it really worth it?&nb...
Posted by d.b. on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

25 reason I hate Christmas.

-You're expected to be 'cheery'-Christmas tree's cost more than my car insurance-You actually have to take time to decorate your tree-You have to spend countless hours in a mall-I hate shopping...even...
Posted by d.b. on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

To all the smokers.

Who is sicking of reading the articles in the paper about banning smoking?  I sure as fuck am.  It's ridiculous!  It's a free fucking country and if I feel the need to smoke, then I fuc...
Posted by d.b. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:10:00 PST

Alone.

Wish enough, wise man'll tell you a lieWindow broke, torn up screensWho'd have though that you'd dreamOf a single tragic sceneI just wanna sing a song with youI just want to take it off of youCause bl...
Posted by d.b. on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST

I think my heart stopped.

I just realized how disgustingly out of shape I actually am.  I used to run even though I smoked, but running everyday made a difference.  I decided that today I was going to start working o...
Posted by d.b. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

TONS OF VACATION PICTURES!!!

you better appreciate this because it took me forever to upload this...I expect comments!...
Posted by d.b. on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

I'm back.

Vegas was amazing.  Hands down.  You couldn't even begin to imagine how badly I needed that vacation.  I was about to be that girl who ran through work with a shotgun.  Too much wo...
Posted by d.b. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST

22 years young.

I wish something profound would happen in my life.I'm bored with living life like this.  Paycheck to paycheck...just like I did in high school and just like I did when I first moved out.  Ev...
Posted by d.b. on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST

I'm sure the girls can relate.

There are days when I actually feel confident.  I forget about the weight and the looks and everything just seems...average.  I don't take all my flaws into consideration.  I don't take...
Posted by d.b. on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST