college football, cars, beer, the pistons, golfing, fishing, parties, the red wings, movies, the lake, hunting, drawing, goin to the bars, gambling, wakeboarding, bonfires, beaches, the sun, music, tiger baseball, poker, just having a good time...
I'd like to meet:
Everyone... Literally, like everyone thats ever lived.
Some quotes to live by...
"I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you."
- Jeremy Grey,
Wedding Crashers "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "
- Mitch Martin,
Old School "Cock. Balls."
- Frank "the tank" Ricard,
Old School "It's supposed to be a challenge, it's a shortcut! If it were easy it would just be the way."
- Ruben,
Road Trip "Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die."
- Beanie,
Old School "You're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day."
- E.L.,
Road Trip "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
- Bullet Tooth Tony,
Snatch "Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house."
- Daniel Ocean,
Ocean's Eleven "You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut."
- Jimmy Conway,
Goodfellas "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
- Tony Montana,
Scarface "It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off... Because it's your dog."
- Kyle,
Road Trip "Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."
- Raoul Duke,
Fear and Loathing in LasVegas "Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"
- Rocco,
Boondock Saints "Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling."
- Walter,
The Big Lebowski
Music:
Just about everything... really. sublime, pink floyd, tool, kanye west, johnny cash, acdc, the roots, guns n' roses, the doors, bob marley, pharrell williams, queen, the beatles, marvin gaye, michael jackson, pearl jam, stp, nirvana, jay z, jimi hendrix, aerosmith, ozzy, journey, the rolling stones, jack johnson, the killers, john legend, jamie foxx, james blunt, outkast, beastie boys, common, nas, foo fighters, ok go, a perfect circle, and the chili peppers to name a few.
Movies:
old school, 300, snatch, ocean's eleven, twelve, and thirteen, wedding crashers, boondock saints, super troopers, grandma's boy, thomas crown affair, fear and loathing in las vegas, the bourne movies, goodfellas, scarface, the big lebowski, fight club, road trip, kiss kiss bang bang, top gun, pulp fiction...
Television:
Lately I don't watch TV unless its sportscenter or a game.
DEEEEEEETROIT
Books:
I'm not gonna lie, if I'm reading its probably out of a magazine... playboy, maxim, stuff, sports illustrated, motortrend...
Heroes:
Superman, Spiderman, and Underdog...
I like my women just a little on the trashy side :)
