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jACK sCHMIER

I'm bart simpson. Who the hell are you?

About Me

Explorer/Adventurist

My Interests

Fuckin' Gnarly and Party Crasher

I'd like to meet:

Myself in 2000 years.AIM-Radioradioradioj

Music:

The Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Blackstone Style: The Sound System of Love, The Clash, The World/Inferno Friendship Society, Beilby's Ball, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Takeout, and Toots & the Maytals

Movies:

All of them. But the Squid and the Whale, ESPECIALLY.

Television:

Classic
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Books:

Ham on Rye, women, Rashomon, Slaughterhouse 5, Bread and Wine, I, Fatty, Electric Jesus Corpse, Howard zinn: On War, The Areas of my expertise

Heroes:

Fred Rogers

My Blog

This is what touring with a band is like:

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Posted by jACK sCHMIER on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST

This is what i do for some reason

Place a drop of water on a smooth surface. Like a counter top or a pane of glass. Put a piece of glass over that water and you'll find out that suction holds the piece of glass down. This is much like...
Posted by jACK sCHMIER on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:16:00 PST

2006 in pictures

JANUARYFuckin' Gnarly super tour!FEBRUARYThe best show I have ever or will ever see.MARCHAPRILGarrett's "wearing a bandana like laverne" phaseMAYmanneqiun mania!!good ol' Brown St. I hear they still h...
Posted by jACK sCHMIER on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST

As long as grass grows or water runs...

Not many people are awake at 5:12 a.m. If i had one wish it would be that all the Native Americans were granted their land back to them. And we had to pay them immense amounts of back taxes. We all dr...
Posted by jACK sCHMIER on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices."

At some point in my life I'd like to walk into a room, produce a prohibition era machine gun from my pocket and fire it into the ceiling just to get everybody's attention. Not because I'm a big fan of...
Posted by jACK sCHMIER on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:53:00 PST

Or what Colbert calls the,

I've been burning a lot of bridges/slapping too many of my friends for no good reason lately. I think it's time I did one of those stop and evaluate my situation type things. This situation came to a ...
Posted by jACK sCHMIER on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

friday night the world didn't turn into cherries.

This weekend...this weekend was kind of terrible. With a few bright spots though.Including: Swellers show in fenton and show down with N. Bukkako, and going to ann arbor and hanging out with Tim. Ther...
Posted by jACK sCHMIER on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST

The unbearable lightness of being (a pimp)

Me and Brown St. are breaking up. Just like vince vaughn and jennifer anniston. I'm moving in with my brother. Yesterday his house got robbed and last week there was a high speed chase through his nei...
Posted by jACK sCHMIER on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:29:00 PST