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Lynnie. HA!

you know, your a smart ass, you know that. [Booth to Bones] objectively, I'd have to say I'm very sm

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I'm Addicted to... Supernatural. Matchbox Twenty. Pirates & Swords. Tattoos. Butterflies. H20. Pineapples. Blue. Brown. Orange. Pink. Writing Poetry. Good Musicians & Wicked Rock Stars. Swiss and/or Dark Chocolate. Big Ass Fuzzy Slippers. Brown Hoodies. ~HOODIES~ anybody who is Geniunely Funny. Animated Films. Sex. Fleece-Fuzzy Blankets. Pyromaniacs like Me. Happy Trails. Creative Jewerly. Anyplace Warm. Burlesque. Bouncing on the Dance Floor. Photography. vintage Trunks and Luguage. going out for Breakfast or Brunch.What I can Live Without... Brussel Sprouts. Turnips. Seafood. Garlic. Television. Celebrity Antics. Scary Movies. Chinese Food & M.S.G. Beer. Polyester. Thong Skivvies. Clingy, High Maintenance Friends. Other People's BULLSHIT.
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I say they bring back... Rollar Rinks. Drive-In Movies. Diners. Disco. Stores Closed on Sundays. Cheesey Mushy 80's Ballads. but Whom would Ever listen to Lil OL' Me and Agree?
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~Lounge Fly~ singing the blues, under a waterfall, running cool on glistening skin, singing about all the loves lost, and the broken hearted fools, lounging around in a smoky night bar, eyes glazing over and distant, drinking a vodka or two, sweat dripping on the tablecloth, half-alive-practically dead, humming with the tune, on a sultry summer's night Copyright ©1999 Lynn Berube~Overwhelmed~ i feel your nails in my skin they dig farther in feels like little daggers eating my soul i try to run away but you keep on my tracks smells are familiar lying on my back struggling to get free for its impossible you desire me just let me be it's a loosing battle scattered brains all over the wall Copyright ©1997 Lynn Berube
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~I Am Me~I am holy and ever lasting. Peace is my entourage. Courage is my salvation. I take flight in the arms of sweetness and make love in eternal ecstacy. I am sought by many but never held by one. I am free to metamorphasize into whatever life hits me with. Uncertainties are my downfall and I prey for common ground.I am at peace with my existence and unworldly demise of my being. I encompass untimely age. I am secretive and demure but to only those on the outside. I am vulgar and very much uninhibited. I am strong and surprise many with my ability to be aggressive. I posses a sun shiny disposition which clouds my darker self.I smell like the delicate nectar of a rose but pungent like spoiled innocence. I crave and long for the perfect mate. I worry too much and think more than my conscience can grasp. Life is to be lived and not to be wasted. Strive only for the very best and nothing else. I'm not happy with my outer appearance. I can only change what is thrown in my path.I have made amends and am ready for the future ahead. I am never forsaken by my friends. I still have to fight my demons but slowly and with time I am winning the battle. Everything you see about me is what you get. I am me and I am real.Copyright ©1998 Lynn A Berube
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Myspace Contact Tables~The Plea of a Horny Girl~ i see you i want to grab a hold on to you and tenderly kiss you passionately too and i feel frenzied i want to rip your clothes off and take you right then right there till you come so hard you'll be begging for more i'll ride you i'll suck you i'll fuck you i'd do everything you could put it anywhere baby i want you i need you take me now please Copyright ©2004 Lynn Berube~Quintessential Penny~ Like a tarnished penny I was thrown around But like so many I never uttered a sound I wasn't ever shiny or brand new Always in the bottom of a puddle Regardless of the few Who wanted to coddle Was just like every other Not like a polished quarter "Oh a penny"-well it ain't a bother To stoop down to my level Copyright ©2003 Lynn A Berube
You Are 100% Psychic
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

My Interests

~Pretentious Sequences~ Looking in your eyes I feel desire a burning passion I want you inside of me Pumping your pleasure into me I melt at the touch of your hands Eager to sculpt my breasts with such precision, such detail only lingering a moment While I moisten your tender swollen lips Your sword releases its threshold Crushing my instincts to faulter I am only bound by my skin But I scream in ravished rapture You, encountering the same fate precipice a new arousal Copyright ©2007 Lynn A. Berube~No Exit~ enter me slowly kiss me softly hold back my hands caress me tenderly touch me lick me suck me kiss me fill me with love Copyright ©2007 Lynn A. Berube
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~On To Down~ I'd want you on a mountain top Down to the deep blue sea I'd want you on a sky scraper Down to the depths of the grand canyon I'd want you on an air ballon Down to the water's edge I'd want you in space Down to a coal miner's tomb I'd want you on the kitchen counter Down to the floor in the basement I'd want you anywhere, going Down on me Copyright ©2006 Lynn A Berube
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~Dreaming~ into my dreams i float floating in a flutter fluttering wherever with nowhere in particular aimlessly wandering where i've not gone before Copyright ©2001 Lynn Berube
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"Follow Your Bliss." ~ Joseph Campbell
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Ashton Kutcher on Marriage[w/Demi Moore]: "make it new or its thru."
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~Twilight~ As twilight looms it's darkest hour Thoughts drift slowly about you Imagining your face in my mind Soaking in the gentle nights breeze Breathing whispers like soft tender kisses Watching heaven's stars dancing in the moonlight And i dream solely of you Copyright ©1998 Lynn A Berube*what I cherish most in this life* 1.folks who tend to be humourous or witty and cynical all at the same time [if you can keep me entertained for more than a millisecond, you've got my vote.] 2.romantic anythings [I'll forever be romantic at heart, no matter what.] 3.folks who just don't give a damn about what other people think [its very liberating you know.] 4.anything unique, original, mysterious, or not considered normal [pretty much anything that has its own valve.] 5.karma. ancient egyptian lore. the medieval era. paranormal anything. crusades. pirates. mythology. past lives. archaeology. voodoo. european history. the victorian era. muppets. insects. antiques. swords. real angels and demons. photography. poetry. 6.facial expressions and faces. 7.the opposite sex.*what I dispuise most in this life* 1.insecure, bigoted, racist, arrogant people who think they are better than everyone else [I treat everyone the same, even if your purple with yellow spots and your eyes glow in the dark...if you don't like that, then BAH-BYE and don't let the door smack your ass on the way out.] 2.animal abuse and cruelity, child abuse and any abuse whatsoever [I think what you do should be done right back at you, no jail time. fucking assholes. I do not tolerate this attitude.] 3.most people in general [I just have to shake my head at this one.] 4.not thinking outside the square [my sister's famous saying and sooo god damn fucking true.] 5.the rat race, the mainstream, what everyone else is doing so why don't I syndrome, pop culture[why do I want to be like everyone else? why would I want that?] 6.people who judge other people with having no basis for what their judging them for. [pretty much I view this as small minded folks. you know the saying, 'never judge a book by its cover' had merit here.] 7.not being Free and not having FREEDOM [this issue always gets my skivvies in a twist!!! folks nowadays just don't care that actual people, yes not only from the past, actually fought and died for our freedom. and still do it today. nobody just seems to give a shit anymore and I have major issues with this. SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS! yes I AM a military brat/base brat/P.M.Q. brat~pretty much all the same. I know what I'm talking about.]

I'd like to meet:

People with Humour, Honesty, Character, Talent, Confidence, Anyone who is not a Carbon Copy of what Other people think they Should be, Anyone Original and Fun, Witty, Clever, Intelligent and Anyone who can Laugh at the Little Things in Life, for they Mean something Too...~Barely Nude~ Bare breasts Naked Sitting upon a park bench looking normal looking natural Near a busy street Traffic jams Men's eyes turn Lady on the bench All bare All nude Sitting there eating her croissant drinking hot apple tea Without nothing But her morning paper Between her And the stare's And she sat there Dispite the stare's Without any cares in the world Copyright ©2005 Lynn A Berube

Music:

MATCHBOX 20 Timo Maas Under The Influence Of Giants The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Orbital Bob Marley Fleetwood Mac Finch Rob Thomas Delerium Keith Urban Dallas Green Stomp Candlebox Sarah McLachlan The Beatles The Supreme Beings of Leisure Linkin Park Evanescence Jack Johnson Johnny Cash Goo Goo Dolls The Umbrellas Rob Thomas Kyle Cook Paul Doucette Brian Yale always a member to me: Adam Gaynor

Movies:

P.O.T.C. The Rock Speed Point Break Happy Feet 28 Days A Knight's Tale Practical Magic Swordfish Charlie's Angels The Guardian 2006 Serenity The 5th Element Hackers The Italian Job A Time To Kill Step Up L.O.T.R. Forces Of Nature Still Breathing Mallrats Gone in 60 Seconds Addicted To Love Up The Creek Scent of a Woman Mystery, Alaska The Gladiator ConstantineElijah Wood Matthew McConaughey Orlando Bloom Hugh Jackman Brendan Fraser Ryan Reynolds Ashton Kutcher Channing Tatum Scott Grimes Chris O'Donnell Nathan Fillion Drew Barrymore Sandra Bullock Angelina Jolie Milla Jovovich Charlize Theron"Love is the hardest habit to break and the most difficult craving to satisfy." ~ Drew Barrymore

Television:

SUPERNATURAL Bones Las Vegas House Firefly Dark Angel Newsradio Dead Like Me Felicity Party of Five Ghost Whisperer That 70's Show 2 guys, a girl and a pizza place Jensen Ackles ~~ Dean Winchester Jared Padalecki ~~ Sam Winchester

Books:

Jean M Auel Clan of the Cave Bear, the Valley of Horses, The Mammoth Hunters, The Plains of Passage, The Shelters of Stone, Shel Silverstein Falling Up, Where The Sidewalk Ends, A Light In The Attic, The Giving Tree, Brian Froud Lady Cottington's Pressed Fairy Books, Wiley Non~Sequitur, Bill Watterson Calvin & Hobbes, Lynn Johnson For Better or for Worse, Dan Brown The Da Vinci Code, Angels And Demons, some Anne Rice, some Stephen King, some V.C. Andrews, some other bits...

Heroes:

My Parents, Especially with Watching and Living with Them BOTH Deal with Their Struggles with CANCER, it Deeply Affected Me. Love You Mom and Dad. xoxoxo. Mwuh!R.I.P. Mom r.i.p. Krammer
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New Comment Code Layout Graphics~Under It All~ beneath what you really feel lies the truth you only say what looks good on the surface but under it all your dying inside your an ugly monster a horrible disease eating at your flesh not expressing what you feel hiding it all under it all beneath what you really feel lies the truth Copyright ©2006 Lynn A Berube

My Blog

Edible EATS

OK. Here the fun begins. ITS ALL ABOUT FOOD. a passion of mine, hence the fact I also used to be a COOK. one good reason anyways. HA. Beyond the fact, it just TASTES marvy. MMMM YUMMY. So I...
Posted by Lynnie. HA! on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:10:00 PST

musical muse's

Just a brief musical list by me because I love music soooo much that I just can't list them all really on myspace, and I'll probably add more with time... in no particular order whatsoever,...
Posted by Lynnie. HA! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

WhAt YoU OrDeReD FoR DiNnEr!

..> 80 things you might not know about me.1. What is your middle name?I have 2, which would you prefer?2. How big is your bed?double, fits 2 awesomely3. What are you listening to right now?gwen ste...
Posted by Lynnie. HA! on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST

I worked @ Burger King today!!!

Wooot. for part of my mini vacation [3 days off from my regular JOB, on 2nd] I am helping out my roomie who is assistant store manager to BURGER KING. Well helped. Not presently there right now. its ...
Posted by Lynnie. HA! on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST

SMOKIN' ACES [my kumquat review]

ok third go at posting this stupid blog, if this doesn't work, I give up! Either myspace is fucked tonight or I'm jinxed in trying to post this shit. so for now I'm just posting pics. I'm also annoye...
Posted by Lynnie. HA! on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST

what are the odds?

how hard IS it to find a picture of Matthew McConaughey WITH a shirt on????? seriously. surrrre he looks good without one but does he ever wear one??? EVER? just a thought. not that I was searching f...
Posted by Lynnie. HA! on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

Music and Lyrics [my review]

ohhhh man, that was total C H E E S E but quite good cultured cheese. Beyond the fact they had apparent editing issues with complete continouality [is that even a word?] in some scenes and the fact th...
Posted by Lynnie. HA! on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:48:00 PST

Sad News My Friends [updated]

My night was just dandy, till I got the call. my sis called. Around 10:00p.m. Usually I'm ok with it. But tonight was different. She asks, have you talked to Dad lately. I hesitate, uh no, why...She s...
Posted by Lynnie. HA! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST

a poet's muse by lynn berube [added to]

a poet's muse by lynn berube Copyright ©2006 Lynn A Berube   dedicated to the L.C.Q.   AN HONEST HEART [book 2]   New Age Poem Hey guess what? A cow landed on the moon.....forgot to ...
Posted by Lynnie. HA! on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:16:00 PST

Mr. Ex-Gazelle in Galoshes

Man, you know, i was thinking...just 'bout 10 minutes ago, while doing 'em dishes, i was actually washing a glass when out of nowhere, i started thinking about how me and my ex-roomie Jeff once, was s...
Posted by Lynnie. HA! on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST