~ LISA ~

Name:
~ Lisa ~
Birthday:
Once a year, on the same day. It's a quirky family tradition
Birthplace:
Demolished due to lack of interest...
Current Location:
In my kitchen
Eye Colour:
Blue/green
Hair Colour:
NATURAL Blonde
Height:
5' 7"
Right or Left Handed:
Right for (almost) everything
Your Heritage:
English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh - one for each grandparent. Now THAT'S British!
The Shoes You Wore Today:
None, I haven't left the house since 1997
Your Weakness:
Pussycats, Hustlers, Backstage Passes, Pretty Things, Free Rides, Dealers and Long-term, Low-interest Loans
Your Fears:
I know no fear. I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant
Your Perfect Pizza:
Goat's Cheese, Spinach, Sun-dried Tomatoes, Olives, Artichokes and more Parmasan than pizza!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
The winning one for England in Germany this Summer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
That MSN sheep emicon (I love it, but what the fuck is all that about?!)
Thoughts First Waking Up:
"Oh, I made it..."
Your Best Physical Feature:
My false eyes and teeth
Your Bedtime:
Doesn't exist
Your Favourite Memory:
Lying in freshly cut grass, cloud-busting with my best mate, in the local park where I grew up
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke. Pepsi burns your nose
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Neither. I can't believe people actually eat hooves, lips and arseholes in a bun
Single or Group Dates:
Whoever, whatever, whenever, wherever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Neither. I'm English, we have proper tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Thai
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Cappuccino every damn time!
Do you Smoke:
*Hack* yes
Do you Swear:
Fucking cunt, no!
Do you Sing:
Tra-la-la-la-la yes
Do you Shower Daily:
No. I don't actually know anyone called Daily, but if I did, I am sure he would shower himself
Have you Been in Love:
Six million times. Only two of them counted
Do you want to go to College:
Never again.
Do you want to get Married:
Sure. Did Johnny Depp divorce that French tart then?
Do you belive in yourself:
FUCK YEAH, I ROCK!
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Only if I'm on top (Fner, Fner)
Do you think you are Attractive:
'Course I do, we're ALL beautiful on MySpace, aren't we?!
Are you a Health Freak:
I'm the opposite of whatever that means
Do you get along with your Parents:
As long as they keep lending me money, yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Love the little fuckers!
Do you play an Instrument:
I play with things you could call 'instruments'
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Ha ha ha ha HAAAAA!
In the past month have you Smoked:
Oh, please, stop will ya...
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
No, no really, I can't take this. My aching sides!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
:) Yeaaaaah xxx
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Nope. They give me the fear
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Ugh! Black biscuits?! Pass me that B.K...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Don't know anyone called Sushi either. Is she a friend of Daily's?
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Only to steal the setlist
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Nope! (Hoorah!)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Oooh, them's the starters you get in Pizza Hut ain't they? Yeah, love 'em!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
When you say, "Stolen", what do you mean, exactly?
Ever been Drunk:
A more appropriate question would be, "Ever been sober?"
Ever been called a Tease:
No. Teasing, giggling and batting my eyelashes at boys isn't my style - ever!
Ever been Beaten up:
Not since I was about 12 (But I kicked her arse OFF!)
Ever Shoplifted:
Well, you know, things can get tough round here sometimes...
How do you want to Die:
In a gun-slinging, dirty horse-back Saloon alongside men called Chip The Clip, Quick-Fire Eddie and Old Toothless Joe
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
"I Don't Wanna Grow Up". But if I did, I'd wanna be a Cowboy - so I can shoot all the bad guys and get the goirl
What country would you most like to Visit:
America again, forever
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Bluer the better
Favourite Hair Color:
Anything as long as they HAVE some!
Short or Long Hair:
These days, short. And messy and fucked up... like they've been run over by a glue lorry
Height:
Taller than me!
Weight:
Skinnier than me!
Best Clothing Style:
I don't care as long as they don't look like designer whore clones. Drug Addict Chic, that's what blows MY skirt up!
Number of Drugs I have taken:
There you go again with yer comedy... Oooh, you!
Number of Piercings:
7
Number of Tattoos:
3
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
Not learning to play bass and a thousand lost forevers...
"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys... but if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades - now THAT'S a message!"