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Tanis Lee

I already sold my soul to the devil but I think I got a pair of boots he likes. Maybe he'll give me

About Me

you don't want to know.

My Interests

Sitting down surrounded by half read books while sometimes picking one up and then maybe putting it back down so I can get up and choreograph a fusion bellydance.sometimes my friends and i get up on stages and play music.sometimes I drink too much and become surly and then sometimes I go back into hiding since people make me nervous and generally get on my fucking nerves.

I'd like to meet:

Call me paranoid Call me an asshole but don't call me on the phone.I think most of you are a bunch of idiots.oh i think I'll answer this in form of quote by Eric Wilson. "Look at what sort of people this culture is creating.I have seen them.You have too.They haunt the gaudy and garish spaces of the world and ignore the dark margins.They tilt their heads to the side, feign bemusment, and nod knowingly. They clinch there eyes in looks of concern.They blink alot,bewildered.They murmur truisms about overcoming adversity.They say they love their parents and puppies and all babies.They devour best sellers about the wisdom of children or coaches.They can be smarmy war-mongering conservatives or passive-aggressive peace-loveing liberals.They can be Christians hiding their meanness or New Agers hungry for power. They adore the Lifetime channel.They are happy campers.They want God to bless the world.They want us to ask them about there children.They believe that a hug is an ideal gift;one size fits all.They think that kind words make good echoes.They join Book-of-the-Month clubs and identify with sympathetic characters.They sign there email with chirpy icons.They swear by the power of prayer.They swear by the power of posative thinking.They dream of having Norman Vincent Peale as a dinner guest.They would eat Jell-O and Cool Whip.They would make turkey too and make an endless Thanksgiving.

Music:

Tom Waits,Morphine,White Stripes,Bob Dylan

Movies:

Netflix in my bestfriend.

Television:

cartoons.

Books:

Neil Gaiman books."The House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski is by far the best book i have ever read."Please Kill Me-the oral history of punk rock". Any book by Chuck Palahniuk. Any book by Kinky Friedman.Any book by Charles Bukowski. I like books I read alot of them. You should too you illiterate, ignorant fucks.

Heroes:

My heroes have always been cowboys...

My Blog

there was a little girl with a little black truck....

there was a little girl with a little black truck and there was an old father with a big black truck. and they drove with pride for there family ties were thick and they can't get broken. and the...
Posted by Tanis Lee on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST

Home Sweet Home

So after a long night of drunken decotchery and washboard scratchin at Magee's I awoke with a massive hang over and a need to bring my friend back to his car whoms poor little right side tires had not...
Posted by Tanis Lee on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:28:00 PST

Zombozo the musical

wow....what crazy intese energies there were being tossed around last night. I had the lovely oppertunity of playing the washboard in a zombie/clown musical with some of the finest musicians around st...
Posted by Tanis Lee on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:21:00 PST