People who think David Cross and Patton Oswalt are funny.
Landscapers that work for beer and beer only.
People who would take advice from Strong Bad, think that The Cheat is the coolest, and people who wish the King of Town was underground in a box filled up with peas.
Zombies and the women who love them.
A word to the wise: You will NEVER be as cool as Kim Deal.
Sorry.
Quit trying.
Oh, crap... now it looks like I've gone and died of cholera. Funny that I'm still typing... I always thought that the gout would get me in the end. Who knew? I died of cholera.
You died of cholera on Oregon Trail.