DNA and shit
i would like to meet
those informed enough to realise things are only okay if you're not having to bail out the emotionally bankrupt around you
so many news ones to mention, but i'll take a crack at it: NEWBIES: page france; jennie abrahamson; beirut; hello saferide; two gallants; tap tap; man man; peter and the wolf; marit fahlander; the dead beat club; alela diane; amy winehouse; the acorn; carla bruni; cat power; great lake swimmers; elizabeth harper; herman dune; kazoo funk orchestra; laura gibson; micah p. hinson; oh no! oh my!; pink nasty; the poems; marit larsen; rachael yamagata; mariee sioux; vetiver; shelley short; rose melberg; sonya cotton; OLDIES: andrew bird; clem snide; tom waits; soft machine; daniel johnston; trachtenburg family slideshow players; cracker; the gourds; robert wyatt; old jazz on crackly records; ditto old porch-lit blues; bongwater; king missile; captain beefheart; the decemberists; sonic youth; jt mouse; langhorne slim; nora o'connor; carla bruni; the black keys; pixies; kasey chambers; johnny cash; martha wainwright; ryan adams (when he gets his shit together and stops being a grade A cocksnot); liz durrett; joanna newsom; iron and wine; belle and sebastian; bright eyes; elvis presley; seu jorge; slobberbone; the polyphonic spree; mickey newbury; casey dienel; antje duvekot; super furry animals; gorky's zygotic mynci; harmony trowbridge; julia haltigan; josh rouse; ron sexsmith; nickel creek; plan B; lady sovereign; sarianna; tapes 'n' tapes; sweet teeth; butthole surfers; james yorkston & the athletes; cerys matthews; pulp; the beatles; supergrass; james; the smiths; (early early) duran duran; the cure; (early) REM; nirvana; blondie; the strokes; kings of leon; adam green; mouldy peaches; ben gibbard; beck; the arcade fire; holy golightly; cast king; kirsty maccoll; isobel campbel and mark lanegan; bees; the divine comedy; scott walker; david bowie; (early) goldfrapp; (early) liz phair; petra haden; lisa germano; ms john soda; the magic numbers; nick cave and the bad seeds; nina gordon; pete yorn; tegan and sara; teddy thompson; the czars; this mortal coil; dead can dance; bjork; mr. scruff; lemon jelly; absolutely anything on SHIMMY DISC, or touched by the knob-twiddling of KRAMER; danielson (aka danielson famile, br. danielson); and many, many, many, many, many more...
nothing beats Wings of Desire for pure, honest arthouse magnificence and philisophical navel gazing; nothing matches Barfly for the comedown after a bad split; nothing compares to The Life of Brian to remind us we're all wrong; nothing upstages Asian Horror/Revenge/Thriller flicks (The Eye; Old Boy; Ring Trilogy; Audition; Ghost Story; Battle Royale; Infernal Affairs; Itchi The Killer; Hard Boiled; etc.) for the sheer exhilaration of being party to something very bad indeed; absolutely nothing surpasses The Thing for its 360degree "suit up ladies, we're going in" gusto, mood, atmosphere, tension, surprise, texture, claustrophobia, & heartbeat; nothing tops Spinal Tap for telling it like it is; nothing even halfway meets Whistle Down The Wind or Paper Moon for their accuracy of squeezing all the right muscles and pinking up the eyes in a nostalgia-driven reminisce; nothing dare try and beat Laughing Gravy -- the funniest movie ever to be committed to a public audience, then and now. There are many more, but, hell, you're young I'm sure the next Colin Farrell will be enough to haul your date to the cineplex for a gander at the teasers, and a tease at their gander...
cheers; frasier; monty python's flying circus; nighty night; married with children; the mighty boosh; the office; my name is earl; this life; green wing; spaced; a bit of fry and laurie; the blue planet; hell, my girl buffy and co. (although, Alison H. proved to be the show's real glamour-pull for this particular over-aged viewer), and the rather nihilistic angel; pretty much everything christopher morris has had a hand in; anything that shows stupid people getting what they truly deserve (i.e. televisual humiliation with NO redemption, fabricated or otherwise) and NOT a fucking holiday or a new house or an expensive refurbishment or whatever — it's like rewarding dangerous, hungry dogs with a paypen full of newborns smothered in Chum instead of putting 6 rounds into their head and then getting the owner/parent to tidy it up in 30secs or less; pretty much anything with a decent exposure to the Natural World (with actual fact-based narrative, rather than superfluous supposition and pseudo-scientific guesswork designed to placate and edutain the lounge-anchored, knuckle-dragging, jaw-slack amongst us); etc., and so forth
i'll go for writers, as opposed to actual individual titles hemingway; waugh; vonnegut; dostoevsky; celine; sartre; larkin; betjemen; hughes; elliot; bukowski; di prima; donleavy; miller; anderson; fante; salinger; owen; self; rimbaud; fitzgerald; ibsen; carver; bennett; fry; saroyan; capote; saki; niall griffiths; the truly excellent edwin morgan (scottish poet) and etc. etc. Very few contemporary 'writers' in there, mainly because a lot of it sucks the big fat one in order to hand-sweat the greased-up commercial-cheque. Amen.
more like icons, rather than heroes -- tom waits; stephen fry; graham chapman; christopher morris; daniel kitson; mark kramer