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Mr. Christopher

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About Me

Hear Ye! Here...
You can now buy & the concept of zero by clicking Cinnamon Press . CP have just completed a full make-over of their web presence making it all the more easier for you to find the collection and buy it.
But, shit, don't just take my word for it. Here's what Niall Griffiths (well-thought-of author and spot-on culture-critic) has to say in a recent "selections for greatness in 2007" list (& the concept of zero was No.1):
On Wednesday 13th June 2007 I was incredibly lucky, & not to mention priviledged, to put on a one-off gig for the wonderfully lovely ANNI ROSSI as the last show of her UK tour. She & her viola made a small group of people in a small room with a bar forget about most stuff for the latter part of that Wednesday evening; for those who were dumb enough to ignore the announcements, or go see Super Furry Animals or that bloody Tresize woman instead, here's what you missed:
ANNI ROSSI LIVE — Venice O’Neill’s, Cardiff, 13.06.2007
ANNI ROSSI LIVE — Fancy Wool Hats & Fancy Wool Coats O’Neill’s, Cardiff, 13.06.2007
ANNI ROSSI LIVE — Wheelpusher O’Neill’s, Cardiff, 13.06.2007
ANNI ROSSI LIVE — Safety of Objects O’Neill’s, Cardiff, 13.06.2007
ANNI ROSSI LIVE — Glaciers O’Neill’s, Cardiff, 13.06.2007
ANNI ROSSI LIVE — Encore: In Between Days O’Neill’s, Cardiff, 13.06.2007
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up town taxi ranking — a short filum
& the concept of zero
Below is a short(ish) video filmed at the launch of my collection & the concept of zero. there were over 100 writers, academics, press, friends and family in attendance and despite the copious amount of free wine on offer, all were extremely well behaved and attentive when listening to all Rob Middlehurst (who generously introduced the evening) and I had to say; albeit in a wayward, rambling fashion.
The video was filmed, in all its wonky glory, by the lovely Meins; the sound quality is a tad dodgy/hissy, despite a good PA and Meins' close proximity to it. There are some odd sounds/bangs picked up by the camera mic, which none of us remember from the night, and are possibly the nearby cinema screen audience, the toilet doors in the foyer and the barstaff doing the do. The picture quality is also a bit murky, due to all the lights facing the audience, and hence the b/w-o-vision to compensate, but it is still watchable. En, as they say, joy...
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Below is a short video clip (culled from hours of footage) filmed during my tenure as a Platinum Lifer during Mark Watson's Seemingly Impossible 36-Hour Circuit of the World show in Edinburgh earlier this month (August '06).
The clip shows a hastily put together trio (or, The Lovely Band ) of Australian Opera singer Ally McGregor (Vocals & Autoharp), Tim Minchin (Piano) and Martin White (Piano Accordion).
These fine people had never previously played together before taking to the stage at this particularly early hour of the morning of the 15th, following Mark's spur of the moment call to arms.
Their remit was to "play a song". I am reliably informed Ally turned to Tim & Martin and whispered "Creep in G". The rest, as 'they' say, is sheer loveliness.
I give you, The Lovely Band

My Interests

DNA and shit

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet

those informed enough to realise things are only okay if you're not having to bail out the emotionally bankrupt around you

Music:

so many news ones to mention, but i'll take a crack at it: NEWBIES: page france; jennie abrahamson; beirut; hello saferide; two gallants; tap tap; man man; peter and the wolf; marit fahlander; the dead beat club; alela diane; amy winehouse; the acorn; carla bruni; cat power; great lake swimmers; elizabeth harper; herman dune; kazoo funk orchestra; laura gibson; micah p. hinson; oh no! oh my!; pink nasty; the poems; marit larsen; rachael yamagata; mariee sioux; vetiver; shelley short; rose melberg; sonya cotton; OLDIES: andrew bird; clem snide; tom waits; soft machine; daniel johnston; trachtenburg family slideshow players; cracker; the gourds; robert wyatt; old jazz on crackly records; ditto old porch-lit blues; bongwater; king missile; captain beefheart; the decemberists; sonic youth; jt mouse; langhorne slim; nora o'connor; carla bruni; the black keys; pixies; kasey chambers; johnny cash; martha wainwright; ryan adams (when he gets his shit together and stops being a grade A cocksnot); liz durrett; joanna newsom; iron and wine; belle and sebastian; bright eyes; elvis presley; seu jorge; slobberbone; the polyphonic spree; mickey newbury; casey dienel; antje duvekot; super furry animals; gorky's zygotic mynci; harmony trowbridge; julia haltigan; josh rouse; ron sexsmith; nickel creek; plan B; lady sovereign; sarianna; tapes 'n' tapes; sweet teeth; butthole surfers; james yorkston & the athletes; cerys matthews; pulp; the beatles; supergrass; james; the smiths; (early early) duran duran; the cure; (early) REM; nirvana; blondie; the strokes; kings of leon; adam green; mouldy peaches; ben gibbard; beck; the arcade fire; holy golightly; cast king; kirsty maccoll; isobel campbel and mark lanegan; bees; the divine comedy; scott walker; david bowie; (early) goldfrapp; (early) liz phair; petra haden; lisa germano; ms john soda; the magic numbers; nick cave and the bad seeds; nina gordon; pete yorn; tegan and sara; teddy thompson; the czars; this mortal coil; dead can dance; bjork; mr. scruff; lemon jelly; absolutely anything on SHIMMY DISC, or touched by the knob-twiddling of KRAMER; danielson (aka danielson famile, br. danielson); and many, many, many, many, many more...

Movies:

nothing beats Wings of Desire for pure, honest arthouse magnificence and philisophical navel gazing; nothing matches Barfly for the comedown after a bad split; nothing compares to The Life of Brian to remind us we're all wrong; nothing upstages Asian Horror/Revenge/Thriller flicks (The Eye; Old Boy; Ring Trilogy; Audition; Ghost Story; Battle Royale; Infernal Affairs; Itchi The Killer; Hard Boiled; etc.) for the sheer exhilaration of being party to something very bad indeed; absolutely nothing surpasses The Thing for its 360degree "suit up ladies, we're going in" gusto, mood, atmosphere, tension, surprise, texture, claustrophobia, & heartbeat; nothing tops Spinal Tap for telling it like it is; nothing even halfway meets Whistle Down The Wind or Paper Moon for their accuracy of squeezing all the right muscles and pinking up the eyes in a nostalgia-driven reminisce; nothing dare try and beat Laughing Gravy -- the funniest movie ever to be committed to a public audience, then and now. There are many more, but, hell, you're young I'm sure the next Colin Farrell will be enough to haul your date to the cineplex for a gander at the teasers, and a tease at their gander...

Television:

cheers; frasier; monty python's flying circus; nighty night; married with children; the mighty boosh; the office; my name is earl; this life; green wing; spaced; a bit of fry and laurie; the blue planet; hell, my girl buffy and co. (although, Alison H. proved to be the show's real glamour-pull for this particular over-aged viewer), and the rather nihilistic angel; pretty much everything christopher morris has had a hand in; anything that shows stupid people getting what they truly deserve (i.e. televisual humiliation with NO redemption, fabricated or otherwise) and NOT a fucking holiday or a new house or an expensive refurbishment or whatever — it's like rewarding dangerous, hungry dogs with a paypen full of newborns smothered in Chum instead of putting 6 rounds into their head and then getting the owner/parent to tidy it up in 30secs or less; pretty much anything with a decent exposure to the Natural World (with actual fact-based narrative, rather than superfluous supposition and pseudo-scientific guesswork designed to placate and edutain the lounge-anchored, knuckle-dragging, jaw-slack amongst us); etc., and so forth

Books:

i'll go for writers, as opposed to actual individual titles hemingway; waugh; vonnegut; dostoevsky; celine; sartre; larkin; betjemen; hughes; elliot; bukowski; di prima; donleavy; miller; anderson; fante; salinger; owen; self; rimbaud; fitzgerald; ibsen; carver; bennett; fry; saroyan; capote; saki; niall griffiths; the truly excellent edwin morgan (scottish poet) and etc. etc. Very few contemporary 'writers' in there, mainly because a lot of it sucks the big fat one in order to hand-sweat the greased-up commercial-cheque. Amen.

Heroes:

more like icons, rather than heroes -- tom waits; stephen fry; graham chapman; christopher morris; daniel kitson; mark kramer

My Blog

Request For Assistance

Hello & that. Seriously long time no nothing from the tips of my fingering, & so, immediately, like, apologies. Apart from the pre-requisite busy-ness, I have been distracted elsewheres & ...
Posted by Mr. Christopher on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:17:00 PST

EXCLUSIVE ALBUM PREVIEW - GUILT BY ASSOCIATION

podcast radio myspace...
Posted by Mr. Christopher on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:53:00 PST

One Of Them Radio-Style Shows with Me On It (Again)

hello you, you cheeky peeps, you. just a Speedy Gonzalez of a scribble to let you know that on WEDNESDAY 20TH JUNE 200&7 @ 10pm-Midnight (BST) one half of Drunk Country & the intrepidly sensua...
Posted by Mr. Christopher on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:18:00 PST

Anni Rossi Live in Cardiff + Melodeon Stroker & Cardiff Poet

PRESS RELEASE   Myspace phenomenon Anni Rossi may be young (21) & barely scratching the surface of a no doubt long & successful experimental singer/songwriter career, but her virtuo...
Posted by Mr. Christopher on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

A Tad Self-Indulgent, But...

Trawling the internet for something else I happened across this little article on alt:cardiff -- something I was unaware of way back last year.  Sketchy journalism at its best, plus a nasty ...
Posted by Mr. Christopher on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

Ta-ra For A Bit

hello & goodbye. as previously mentioned, I am orf to sup vino in the arms of a French Springtime, surrounded by corn-yellow haired nymphs of a country-white dress variety & tumbledown farmhou...
Posted by Mr. Christopher on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:15:00 PST

speculation in the absence of fact

Anthony Reynolds & I recently had a discussion, whilst drunk & disorderly, in the middle of some quaint normalcy, about how you guys, the reading few, never tend to leave comments whenever blo...
Posted by Mr. Christopher on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:56:00 PST

a Drunk Country Ramble with a Drunk Country Gent

Hello & that.   Just a quick-as-you-like to let you know that, as an extension of the previous (& downright cheeky) post notification of the Drunk Covers  "project", perpetrated by o...
Posted by Mr. Christopher on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:36:00 PST

Laugharne'd Ahoy

so.  I have been quiet.  I have been busy as hell as well as playing very hard indeed... The last time I actually blogged was around the Welsh Book of The Year Long List announcement (the o...
Posted by Mr. Christopher on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST

Western Mail, Saturday 24th March 2007

  the full title of this piece, culled from the collection, is   my heart was stolen by electronic transfer               &n...
Posted by Mr. Christopher on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:07:00 PST