People that still say " Crikey !! " , knights that say " NI !! ", and, of course, machines that go, " Ping !! ".
Those who feel the breath of sadness
Sit down next to me
Those who find theyre touched by madness
Sit down next to me
Those who find themselves ridiculous
Sit down next to me
Love, in fear, in hate, in tears
Oh sit down
Sit down next to me
Sit down,
In sympathy
[ James, Sit Down ]
..
Nick Drake, Heidi Berry, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, The Band, Crosby Stills and Nash, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Leonard Cohen, Tim Buckley, Jeff Buckley, Robert Wyatt, Tom Waits, early Springsteen, Beatles, Stones, Doors, Johnny Cash, David Bowie ( mostly early stuff, but you have to give the man credit for his experimentalist trips ), early Queen, Jethro Tull, Led Zep, The Floyd, Zappa ( always ), AC/DC, Janis J., Janis Ian, Jimi Hendrix, Mike Brant, Ian Brown ( leper messiah ? ), Stone Roses, Primal Scream, Portishead, Massive Attack, The Velvet Underground, Smiths, Siouxie, The Cure, Oasis ( the music, not the hype ), Modest Mouse, probably anything Damon Albarn has been involved in, Sinead, Christy Moore, Luka Bloom, The Pogues, Van Morrison, early U2, Belle and Sebastian, Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan, Picture Center, Annemari Davies, Bjork, The Sugarcubes, MuM, Gus Gus, Bang Gang, Soundtrack Of Our Lives, Sigur Ros, Royskopp, Death Cab For Cutie, At The Drive In, The Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Snow Patrol, Travis, Camera Obscura, The Twilight Sad, Orzelda ( White Album Beatles meet Monty Python in the mind of a young man sitting innocently in his Glaswegian bedroom ... ), Simian Love Piss ( the next King Monkey ), Mark E Smith, Costapeens, Richard Butler, Richard Hawley The Magnificent, Tinderbox, This Mortal Coil, Cocteau Twins, Dead Can Dance, Elvis Costello, The Sundays, Billy Bragg, The Streets, Super Furry Animals, Sex Pistols, Public Image Limited, The Clash, Joy Division, Sisters Of Mercy, Jesus And Mary Chain, Ministry, Bauhaus / Peter Murphy, Radiohead, The Knife, Cinematic Orchestra, King Missile, Patti Smith, Kate Bush, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, pretty much all things Maynard James Keenan, Eddie Vedder, Pearl Jam, RATM, Beastie Boys, Dan The Automator, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Tomahawke, And You Shall Know Them By The Trail Of Their Dead, Sonic Youth, The Pixies, early Blondie, The Ramones, The Killers, Interpol, Kraftwerk, Gary Numan, early Goldfrapp, Muse, UNKLE, a touch of The Verve, Talk Talk, Vladimir Wissotsky, Keren - Ann, Serge Gainsbourg, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Jaques Brel, Leo Ferrer, Yves Montand, Piaf, Charles Aznavour, Low, Elbow, Doves, Swans, Beth Orton, Sia ( with/out Zero 7 ), Vashti Bunyan, Beth Gibbons, Bonnie ' Prince ' Billy, Bright Eyes, Joanna Newsom, Devendra Barnhart, Antony and the Johnsons, Rufus and Martha Wainright, Joni Mitchell, Brigitte Fontaine, Boards Of Canada, Chemical Brothers, Kid Koala, DJ Shadow, Prodigy ( when the going get good, the good got raving ), Nirvana, Foo Fighters ( I'd take ' Knife ' to a desert island ), Kimya Dawson, Isa and the Filthy Tongues, Kings Of Leon, The Mars Volta, Perry Farrell, Jane's Addiction, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, Laurie Anderson, Annette Peacock, Gil ( " The Revolution Will Not Be Televised " ) Scott - Heron, My Brightest Diamond, Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Frusciante, Dead Kennedys, Butthole Surfers, Gavin Friday, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Niyaz, Magical Power Mako ( Japanese progressive ), Buffalo Daughter, Pizzicato Five, Asobi Seksu, DJ Krush, Cornelius, all Flamenco music, Mariza, Yasmin Levy, Madredeus, Miles Davis, Billie Holiday, Chet Baker, Gospel music, Jennifer Holliday, old Jazz, Blues ( both Chicago and Mississippi ), and Funk, of course, from James Brown to Prince; J.S. Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Verdi, Bellini, Puccini and Barber. That's just the tip of the iceberg, really. There's a much longer list. About - 37 - years - into - the - past - and -50 - years - into - the - future long, or until dementia / Alzheimer's sets in. Always subject to addition and alteration. Music is the soundtrack of our lives, after all.
Wings Of Desire , So Far Away , So Close ( not as good as it's prequel ), Bruce Lee films , HK flicks , all Wong Kar - Wai films , Hero , Crouching Tiger , Hidden Dragon , Dance of Swords , Lan Yu , All of Chan Wook Parks films ( I love me my South Korean movies, I do ) , Akira, Ghost In The shell, Princess Mononoke, Ichi The Killer, most of ' Beat ' Takeshi Kitano's, Takeshi Miike and Kore - eda's films, Battle Fucking Royale, Ring Trilogy ( the Japanese horror films, But since we're already on that subject ... ), LOTR Trilogy, Alfie, Star Wars ( first Trilogy ), Close Encounters of the Third Kind, E. T. ( anyone telling you that there was a dry eye anywhere in the realm of 1982 would be lying to you ), Bladerunner , Alien , Taxi Driver , Mean Streets , Alice doesn't Live Here Anymore , New York , New York , The Last Waltz , Raging Bull ( brilliant direction + brilliant editing + Robert De Niro = art of the speechless kind ), The King Of Comedy , Cape Fear , Casino , Once Upon A Time In America , The Deer Hunter , Godfather Saga , Dog Day Afternoon , Serpico , Author ! Author !, And Justice For All , Scarface ( too hyped up , though ), What's New , Pussycat ? Pink Panther series , Strangelove Or How I Won The War ( in fact , anything Peter Sellers ), Blues Brothers , Animal House , Orgazmo , Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ( both versions ), Spaceballs ( and most films by Mel Brooks ), Rocky I , Fame , Midnight Run , Midnight Express , Barfly , The General , Pulp Fiction and the Kill Bills , Oldboy , most Pekinpah , Frankenheimer , Cassavetes and Arthur Penn movies , most Steve McQueen movies , The Graduate , All The President's Men , Lenny , Midnight Cowboy , Marathon Man , The Man Who Would Be King , most Clint Eastwood ( my dirty darling ), the Terminators , The Bondies ( Connery - the man , grew up with Moore , Brosnan - okay, Craig - not bad, really ), ( This Is )Spinal Tap , all things Monthy Python , Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas , 12 Monkeys , The Fisher King , Anything by Kevin Smith ( other than Jersey Girl , for which he himself apologised ), Good Will Hunting ( the only thing to ever justify Ben Affleck's existence ), Life According to Garp , The Princess Bride , films by Todd Solonz and Cronnenberg , Schindler's List , Naked ( Mike Leigh ), Priest , Films by Andrea Arnold and Ken Loach , The Committments , Shallow Grave , Trainspotting , A Life Less Ordinary , The Acid House ( now there was a movie ), Long Haul , Billy Elliot , To End All Wars ... and almost everything starring the magnificent Scottish actors Gary Lewis and Robert Carlyle . ( Almost -- Carlyle has a bit of a tendency to wander toward a few senseless movies , but his acting - and his taste / selection of roles in films - is near - impeccable . Bless them both . ) Gladiator , despite the Ridley - Scott - style pomposity , Metroland , Breaking The Waves , The Kingdom ( I & II ), Batman Begins , Masked And Anonymous , Fight Club , all Coen Brothers movies . Makes you think I haven't seen a single movie since 1993 or so . You may be right , but the list does go on . Again .
Not much; hadn't really watched any in five - six years, but ... nostalgia majoris would have me liking Steve Austin : The Six Million Dollar Man ( they had the technology, but not the budget, cheap bureaucratic bastards, no wonder he kept requiring an overhaul ), Wonder Woman, Starsky and Hutch, Sesame Street, The Muppet Show, Hill Street Blues, Star Blazers ... and growing up a bit, and then some more : I, Caludius, Cosmos, Law and Order, Spaced ( finger - shooting just wins me over ), Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Simpsons, South Park, Life On Mars, Angels Over America, No Direction Home : Bob Dylan ( Directed by Scorcese ) Saturday Night Live, Daily Show, The Office ( both versions ), most things Comedy Central and Cartoon Network. Some 24; gotta have my Kiefer. Documentaries in general. Some things BBC and most things Channel 4.
The telephone directory is my main source of inspiration. Nevertheless, there are a few works of lesser literary impact which may have sparked the old imagination ... let's see : Beowulf, Greek, Celtic and Nordic mythology , Chaucer , Spencer , Wilkie Collins , Milton , Blake, Shelley, Wollstonecraft - Shelley, Byron , Keats , Burns , Dunne, Dante, the Brownings, Yeats, Shakespeare , Johnson , Walt Whitman , T. S. Eliot, Dylan Thomas , Jack London , Robert Frost , Oscar Wilde , George Bernard Shaw , Dante Gabriel Rosetti , Christina Rosetti , Georges Sand , Siegfried Sassoon , Wilfred Owen , Philip Larkin , Rainer Maria Rilke , Kafka , Orwell , Hemingway , F. Scott Fitgerald, Mark Twain, Robert Louis Stevenson, James Joyce, James Matthew Barrie, C.S . Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, Lewis Carroll ( Rev. Charles Lutwidge Dodgson ), Sylvia Plath , Asimov , Frank Herbert, Robert E. Heinlein, Philip K. Dick, Samuel Delaney , Robert Silverberg , Kurt Vonnegut , Pat Cadigan, John Irving , Toni Morrisson , Iain ( M. ) Banks, Zadie Smith, anything by St. Hunter ( S . Thompson ), Irvine Welsh , Niall Griffiths , Robert Taggart , Winston Graham, Michael Ende , Douglas Adams , Bukowski , Robert Nye , Christopher Brooke , Christopher Brookmyre , Haruki Murakami, Banana Yoshimoto, Bernard Malamud , Philip Roth , Chaim Potok , Jonathan Safran Foer, Yehudah Amichai , Bialik , Nagiv Mahpuz ... and loads more ... I love eclectic surprises as well . I suppose that a motto of mine could be , ' if it holds any intellectual challenge and interest , I'll read it ' ; of course , walking around all day stating that to myself and others would be a bit pretentuous . And odd . But I will make an effort to read it . I try to read as much as I used to when I was a kid / teen - which is a lot . Despite my suspicions that I might be an undetected ADD Allstar . Oh , well. Maybe not.
I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Well, no, not yet. I wish. I met the Last King of Scotland down at the pub last month ( well, that's who he said he was, anyway; it was a bit dark, I was a bit drunk, he was more than a bit charming and persuasive, and ... ); I told him of my burning desire to obtain Honorary Scot status. He said I had him at 'burning desire'. Apparently, I haven't had him enough. I still have 654,000 times to go before I am honoured aforementioned coveted title. Hrm.
Our cows are very fond of Hip - Hop.