However, as the inhabitors of the Planet Cricket, we've pretty much learned to put up with it. And the problem is, we're quite good at playing it, so we do tend to play it quite a bit, even though we think it's boring.
Anyway, one thing we do quite like is music. Especially what we call Space Rock, similar to your "techno". We have tapped into the brain of one of your Earth inhabitants and persuaded him to record and release a single to introduce you Earthlings to our favourite type of music.
We were watching your planet's recent attempts to find life on Mars. Believe us, your attempts will fail - there is more life in your Earth town Swansea than Mars. We found your British attempt particularly amusing, particularly the fact that you selected some bleeps by your Britpop band, Blur, to represent your Earth's music.
We are in fact responsible for having intercepted the craft containing these bleeps and plan to use them as an intergalactical political weapon. Unless our first single, "Alien's Heaven" is released and sells lots of copies, we plan to distribute these bleeps around the universe and cause maximum embarrassment for your planet.
Forget planting trees and worrying about terrorism and global warming. The only help your planet needs is to be saved from embarrassment. We're offering each of you a lifeline. You don't have to like cricket (we don't, we just play it), you don't have to hate Blur (although that might help), all we are asking is, for the sake of your planet, spread the word about Aliens7, then buy the single when it is released.
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