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Dan

In the Winnie-the-Food chain, who is underoo?

About Me

I'm just your average dude. I say this because I've repeatedly heard women say that "men are pigs" and "all guys are assholes," and since I'm neither a farm animal nor a hole in someone's ass (basically, I don't normally come into full body contact with shit) I must be a dude. Why? Well, when's the last time you heard someone bad mouthing dudes? Seriously, try to think of it. I'll wait...

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My Interests

Stand-up comedy, watching movies, comics, listening to music, playing music, writing, cooking.My shop .

I'd like to meet:

Awesome people. MySpace Contact Box from ModMyProfile.com

Music:

Go! Team, Tegan and Sara, Nellie McKay, Regina Spektor, Laura Marling, MIA, Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sage Francis, Frank Sinatra, The Cure, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Scissor Sisters, System of a Down, Mindless Self Indulgence, Motion City Soundtrack, Metric, Ratatat, Astronautalis, MC Chris, The Offspring, Arcade Fire, MF Doom, The Decemberists, Grand Buffet, Live, Oleander, Tenacious D, Matchbox 20, Be Your Own Pet, Cursive, and the greatest band of all time, Queen.

Movies:

American History X, The Usual Suspects, Primal Fear, Old Boy, The Aristocrats, Ghost World, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, 25th Hour, The Big Lebowski, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Anything written by Charlie Kaufman, Saved, The Addams Family, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Entourage, Pushing Daisies, The Office, Family Guy, American Dad, JLU, Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Weeds, Dexter, South Park, Good Eats, Penn and Teller: Bullshit!, House, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmare, Californication, Eli Stone.

Books:

Real Books - It's Not Easy Being Me, Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chop?, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Happy Ending, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, How to Play in Traffic, Nothing's Sacred, I am America: And So Can You, Kafka: Anthology.Comics - Y: The Last Man, Legion of Super Heroes, All-Star Superman, Runaways, Watchmen, Maus, Pride of Baghdad, Ex Machina, The Surrogates, Hawkman, Justice Society of America, 52, Animal Man, Strange Girl, District X, Fables, The Punisher, X-Factor, Identity Crisis, Superman: Red Son, Lex Luthor: Man of Steel, Chosen, Wanted, Scott Pilgrim, Black Metal, Walking Dead, Invincible, Hellblazer.

Heroes:

I'm my own hero. No one else has ever impressed me enough.

My Blog

What comes...

She walks down the empty street.  Her ash-covered body weak, legs trembling from fear.  Her singed, black hair laying flat against her shoulders like the tie of the man responsible.  Co...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:26:00 PST

Gimme a Slice of Pep and a Lump

So, yesterday I wore the greatest hat in the world.  Sadly, it's too big and makes me look like a cancer patient.  Someone at work (can't remember who) told me that I looked like I belong in...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 06:21:00 PST

Mode us Option and I

I was thinking about a debate that Don and I had on Friday night and decided to leave it up to you, the people.What's your favorite kind of mode?  "Depeche" or "a la?"
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:08:00 PST

Barangsta

So, I'm watching Barack Obama's Florida address right now.  I watched McCain's yesterday and kept thinking that he looked like he wanted to cry whenever anyone asked him a question.  But wat...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:35:00 PST

RIP George Carlin (aka The Death of a Wordsman).

I don't know what to say right now.  I knew it was coming eventually, but I still feel completely unprepared for it now that it's happened.George Carlin has died.I heard about it from Curtis...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:50:00 PST

The Ultimate Test of Male Heterosexuality

I recently discovered the second of two tests that will, without a doubt, prove whether or not a man is straight.  Now, this isn't to say that gay men and women can't fit into these categories.&n...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:13:00 PST

Raised Brow Humor

Everard Digby died in the church and was buried along with his name Nobody came Father mckenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave No one was saved All the lonely people Where ...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:56:00 PST

Vote A Comic Shop in ’08...Unless You Hate America!!!

Now, I know a lot of you have been hearing stuff like "Vote for the black guy," "Vote for the old guy," and "Vote for the lady guy."  But I'm here to tell you fine citizens that the only guy you ...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 28 May 2008 12:18:00 PST

One Down...

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Posted by Dan on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:09:00 PST

In Any Real Apocalypse, Expect Smoke

Ok, before I start this, I'd just like to say that, while I don't smoke, I don't care if you do.  It's your life, you're big boys and girls who should be smart enough to have made your own decisi...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:51:00 PST