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Brett English

Optimally, one isn't stabbed or shot. Optimally, one eats some cake!

About Me

I've been workin on the railroad...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Currently on the playlistz: Scroobius Pip, Mobile, Dragonforce, Amberlin, LCD Soundsystem, Muse, Mini Bosses, Friends Bands, Samurai Champloo soundtrack.

Movies:

Most all, except chick flicks. They make me all sad and cry.

Television:

Avatar, Heroes, The Office, Star Trek TNG re-runs, Scrubs, Burn Notice, House, Doctor Who, Stargate, Metalocalypse, Mad Men.

Books:

Graphic novels and comics, classic sci-fi and the Bible, cause there is guy in 2 Samuel 23 named Josheb who killed 800 guys in one battle. Hard. Core.

Heroes:

Jesus "Is Metal" Christ. He-Man. Audie Murphy. Pastor Ken Babington. John Salonak. Chuck "Karate Kommando" Norris. Team Hoyt. Kurt "Jack Burton" Russel. Buzz Aldrin. Scott "Analog" Carpenter. Joe Bishop. Richard Schealer. Dennis Chamberland. Brian "King of Greater Wisconsin" English.

My Blog

Actual Update!? OMG, like W.T.F.-zorz?

Hey, just dropping a notice: I am getting back to updating my blog.  Check it out at http://brettenglish.blogspot.com/   I will endevor to keep it updated each week.  For posterity.&nbs...
Posted by Brett English on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:31:00 PST

Re-education Camp!

This is just a reminder that I post all of my sporradic blogs on http://brettenglish.blogspot.com because i like the interface better.  Also, I just finised up http://www.brettenglish.com&nb...
Posted by Brett English on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:05:00 PST

Until Further Notice:

He just to make it easy, Brett, our champion of Freedom, will now exclusive post his updates on the http://brettenglish.blogspot.com/ site.  You know, 'cause I like to pretend I can post reg...
Posted by Brett English on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 11:44:00 PST

More Fantastical!

Because he is so awesome, our multi-faceted champion of Freedom, Brett, actually has two of what the hip kids call "blogs" but what Brett calls an excuse to write stupid stuff.  So if anyone is i...
Posted by Brett English on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Arrrgghh! I've Been Blogged!

Not so long ago, our intrepid champion of Freedom, Brett, set out on another brave adventure to fight crime and corruption!  While investigating the U.S.S.S.C.C , Brett followed some leads to Eng...
Posted by Brett English on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Witty and Amusing, but Honestly, Largely Pointless.

Because of his vigilance, cunning, observational skills, connections, spycraft, and other admirable qualities, Brett, the Champion of Freedom, has uncover the following facts durring his rec...
Posted by Brett English on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When Colorful Characters Attack, and Get the Stuffing Kicked Outta Them

Still berefit of tax-bracket-raising funds, our champion of Freedom, Brett the ever vigilant, planed his next move against the nefarious Ultra-Super-Secret-Shadowy-Conspiracy-Club.  After several...
Posted by Brett English on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

News From the Front, or Other Regions Similarily Located

In either the far-flung future, or the distant past, but most likely this present day, the sinister cult known as A Denver Mile went forth on tour of ill-will and malcontent up the east coast.&nb...
Posted by Brett English on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If You Write It, They Will Come.

Here is a quick report on more of our champion of Freedom, Brett's, recently declassified adventures.  All stories and accounts are.  Only the names, places and events have been changed to make them m...
Posted by Brett English on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

News Flash! "Mammery Van" sighted!

I have just recieved a report that details A Denver Mile's most recent secret activites. Apparently, the band member code named "Jimmie" just bought a new mini-van. As in he purchased it right now, th...
Posted by Brett English on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST