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nature sweet cherub, i am!

i'm a lowriding chicana = tough = watch your back

About Me

me gusto mucho el restaurante dusty's. i am a girl. i absolutely am against adding things to hummus that do not belong there. such as: cilantro, jalapenos, roasted bell peppers, kalamata olives etc. i speak arabic and i just might go all jihad on "out to lunch" and "tom" of "tom's tabouli" i also,apparently, like to use quotes too much.

My Interests

who's eating at dusty's and what they are eating. jacarandas. arabic grammar. cooking in the style of al-maghreb. selling my fantastic tv idea and retiring and cold kicking it in north africa with frequent visits to LA. if the tv idea doesn't work out then i am interested in buying bitch face's restaurant in sayulita and taking up surfing. yellow carrots.

I'd like to meet:

friends at dusty's.

Music:

palestinian hip hop. NO MORE REUNION bands. it's done. has been, your time is up. (dicks and scratch acid are the exceptions to this). i like sweet french songs, opera, punk rock, willie nelson and cat stevens.

Movies:

SURFWISE: go see it. kiarostami, kiarostami, kiarostami. white balloon, toto the hero, grey gardens , the one with cary grant where he lives with his aunts that kill elderly neighbours and then bury them in the basement where the uncle is digging the panama canal. can't think of the name.

Television:

fancy feast commercials. et j'aime le jingle for daisy sour cream. aussi bret michael's rock of love est brilliant. yes, so good, that i've taken on a british expression

Books:

cette semaine: The assassination business, a history of state sponsored murder (it's pretty good). shanghai, a travel guide. Recently, while europe slept:how radical islam is destroying the west from within. the year of living biblically. The Caged Virgin: An Emancipation Proclamation for Women and Islam. Also Kola Boof's, Diary of a Lost Girl, et ils étaient fantastiques naguib mahfouz est le plus grand auteur jamais. comme 80 percent de myspacers murakami. banana yoshimoto, hans wehr arabic dictionary, cookbooks que j'aime. Mental Floss, ce qui n'est pas un livre mais est composé des mots. and of course i love my dictator biographies: mao, pol-pot, hitler, stalin, the asshole last shah of iran and the kookiest of them all, idi amin dada.

Heroes:

my grandparents, gonny and papa. awad abdelgadir. www.nilevalleyherbs.com, everyone in lebanon at the moment.

My Blog

austin drives me bonkers and its time to go

check out this headline from the statesman:"Sea life is even weirder than living in Austin"this is an article about how being a navy doctor out at sea is EVEN weirder than living in austin. someone pl...
Posted by nature sweet cherub, i am! on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:46:00 PST

riding the bus

after chilling with charlie, the dwi attorney, i try to take the bus when drinking and cab it home or get a ride with someone who has been drinking and will drive. last night's bus ride was very enter...
Posted by nature sweet cherub, i am! on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:55:00 PST

what kind of idiot arsons the gov. mansion

one it's a beautiful house and that's not cool. two, that area is heavily under surveillance. i walked past it today. it's charred and black. very sad.
Posted by nature sweet cherub, i am! on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:14:00 PST

i am converting to the republican party

i went to a high society wedding yesterday. how was i invited you may be wondering. my ex-aunt mica mosbacher married my uncle donnie duncan thinking he was of the duncan coffee fortune in houston. al...
Posted by nature sweet cherub, i am! on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:26:00 PST

i don’t miss teaching

it was the hardest job ever. EVER! if you have never done it you cannot imagine how difficult it can be. especially in an inner city school like i taught in and teaching grade level which i always ch...
Posted by nature sweet cherub, i am! on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:40:00 PST

i love shrimp

and currently sazon wins the award for best shrimp in austin. they also have a big toilet and little toilet in the ladies room. just like bitch face's restaurant in sayulita. that's right ellen, i re...
Posted by nature sweet cherub, i am! on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:07:00 PST

yoga with a latvian instructor is the best

i hate yoga yoga even though that's not very yogi to say. however, i went today because they had a class that was at a good time. i had class with a latvian teacher named gundega and it was great. her...
Posted by nature sweet cherub, i am! on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:35:00 PST

i went to la and did not get a jay walking ticket.

and that is all i have to say. besides the fact i wish i was there right now at red lion.
Posted by nature sweet cherub, i am! on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:41:00 PST

i got a ticket jaywalking in LA

in texas we are considered grown ups and can cross the street whenever we deem it safe. like when there are no cars. not here in LA. i got a ticket for crossing the street when there was no traffic. i...
Posted by nature sweet cherub, i am! on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

scratch acid

played a fabulous reunion show. it was real nice seeing those old men up there nailing songs. it almost made me cry. it was even nicer having yow in town. even though he broke my shower dammit. old pu...
Posted by nature sweet cherub, i am! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:14:00 PST