Fall The President's Men |
I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, closest advisor to Vice President Dick Cheney, CONVICTED today of lying and obstructing a leak investigation.One juror, former Washington Post reporter Denis Collins, said th...
Posted by Damon O on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST |
Cold As Ice |
Save the long-haired spider monkeys, the blue-headed macaws, Javan rhino and the rest of the endangered species. But PLEASE, don't spend any more time, money and CNN looking for impulsive blizzard-see...
Posted by Damon O on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST |
Crash Test Dummy |
Britney's wigged out, shaved her head, tattood lips on her wrists! Man, her castle in the sky has officially turned upside and set its turrets for kablooey. This is no laughing matter. I'm totally ser...
Posted by Damon O on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST |
Fools Paradise |
Anna Nicole Smith searches retreated sharply Monday as the spectral craphounds absorbed a spike in Justin Timberlakes and unplugged to watch "Wheel of Fortune". Fergie and "Nutria-itch" had spent most...
Posted by Damon O on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:20:00 PST |
Honey Don't |
OSLO, Norway - Former Vice President Al Gore has been nominated for the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize for his wide-reaching efforts to draw the world's attention to the dangers of global warming.Quick lamp o...
Posted by Damon O on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:55:00 PST |
Allergic to Tuesdays |
What a beautiful day in Austin, Texas. Low 60s under plenty of sunshine. Sure enough McConaughey takes his shirt off and his mudpit funk with stinging grains of cedar, spruce and hollyhock are winged,...
Posted by Damon O on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST |
Lunesta of the Rings |
Punches, sours, slings, cobblers, shrubs, toddies, flips, crap-doers - still nothing comes close to those dazzling goddamn remarkable plundering Los Angeles Night Pirates. Damn that gilded and wickedl...
Posted by Damon O on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:38:00 PST |
Cliffhanger |
Still hanging on. In and out. Rockets and Suns. I guess I got my just desserts. Was it Sue Ellen? Bobby? Alan Beam? ..or Jim Beam? Another snow day out at Southfork. Karen Hughes has been grumbling by...
Posted by Damon O on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST |
Snow Job |
At approximately 3 PM this afternoon, a snow day in Austin, shots were fired, or rather wassailed, with an obvious tomato-back. Now an iPhone is missing. Tom Delay was in town, but so was Cheney's dre...
Posted by Damon O on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST |
Rice Fouls |
Adding to the list of who shot Damon...Rice academicians...To: [email protected]: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]: Jan 16, 2007 12:44 PMSubject: What can Browne ( Baker ) Do For Y...
Posted by Damon O on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST |
