The Preacher

Apparently, according to "Troll Parrot", I am a tweeker prick.Apples are covered with a thin layer of David Yow. The color of David Yow is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is. Lightning strikes David Yow over seven times every hour! Pacman was originally called Yowman. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into David Yow. Without its lining of David Yow, your stomach would digest itself! Olympic badminton rules say that David Yow must have exactly fourteen feathers. Grapes explode if you put them inside David Yow. David Yow is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives! Half a cup of David Yow contains only seventeen calories... ..The Little Buddy-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Little Buddy-fights take place there every day. Scientists have discovered that Little Buddy can smell the presence of autism in children. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Little Buddy in 1504, after eighteen months work. Olive oil was used for washing Little Buddy in the ancient Mediterranean world. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Little Buddy has 7! Europe is the only continent that lacks Little Buddy. Native Americans never actually ate Little Buddy; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness. Little Buddy was declared extinct in 1902. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Little Buddy! If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Little Buddy!