kaYLeiGH - boB

"It's just over this bridge Charlieeeee..."
"This magical bridge, of hope and wonder..."
"Is anyone else getting like... covered in splinters? Seriously guys, I don't think we should be on this thing."
"Charlieeeee... Chaaaaarlie... Charlieeeee... Charl-"
"I'm right here! What do you want!"
"We're on a bridge, Charlieeeee!"
K Kinky
A Astonishing
Y Yummy
L Lively
E Exciting
I Intense
G Grungy
H Haunting
M Mischievous
C Confused
A Awesome
R Rich
D Dangerous
L Legendary
E Elitist
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UNIVERSITY QUOTES FROM THE FOLK AT GLASGOW UNIVERSITY
"To the max!"
Block 28
"BANTER!"
Block 28
"Sorrrrrrrrrry, get oot ma roooooad!"
Will
"There's something in this tea..." (Hysterical laughter)
Lauren
"I wouldn't stand under there if I were you..."
Steve
"You're so lucky to have a vagina!"
Roger
"Now does anyone know what this poem could be about?"
"A COCK"
Someone from English Language
"Are you from Scotland?"
"No..."
"Then sit down!"
The legend that is Katie
"Is there a technique to it? I think I swallowed too much, too quickly..."
Some randomer at Tchai Ovna (she was talking about a Shisha, honestly)
"BUCKING FUCKIE!"
Lauren
"A 7ft ginger guy just breezed past me with the confidence of a male lion!"
Steve
"You're strong enough... I've heard legends of your people!"
Roger
"SHOOT THE RUNNER!"
Roger - the most perfectly timed singing I have ever witnessed
Not really a quote, but mine, Steve, Lauren and Alex's discussion about panda viagra deserves an honourable mention...
"I dunno how many public toilets I've been in today... my muscles are sore from hovering!"
Lauren
"96.3 Rock Radio 5 word weather... wrap your genitalia up warm"
Most legendary radio station ever? I think so!
"The Spice Girls were very wise..."
Alex
"Matt Bellamy? I'd let him piss on me for free!"
Me (don't ask lol)
"I want him, in my vagina..."
Luce
"What do I care? I've got a beard!"
Lauren
"We are writing a song about sodomy. And mushrooms."
Luce
"Even the windows in Japan were made of paper..."
"Really? So you literally had to DRAW the curtains?"
Lauren and Dave
"Sodomy. You know... the famous pasta sauce?"
Roger is the king of sarcasm
"I like straws in my ass..."
Alex (this was also a sarcastic response to someone by the way lol)
"Oh wow... so that's what the moon looks like when there's no sun on it? It's really red?"
I realised what a stupid thing this was to say, even as the words were leaving my mouth...
"My ass... WIPE IT!"
The indignant lady in the chippy
"Now there's a new way to ease the pain of arthritus..."
"Euthanasia?"
Ruben's witty response to a shite advert
"I kept getting the lyrics wrong and thought it was "Get your hands off of my mother, woman-fucker!"
Ailsa
"A star fruit? I've never heard of a starfruit..."
"It's a fruit that's shaped like a star."
Robbie and Moi
"Is that a boy or a girl?"
"It's a boy."
"Oh, I just thought it was a really masculine girl with no tits..."
"Like me!"
"What? Aww you've a fine rack!"
Me and Roger
"I like flat stuff..."
Steve
"I hate her! She infiltrates my mind!"
Ailsa, and her dislike of Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas
"I've got these apple pies... they taste like puke... and I'm determined to finish them..."
Lauren (whilst hysterically laughing)
"Doing a forward roll? We are not monkeys, it's not even sexual stuff!"
Luce
"I'm infront of my fear!"
Luce (to Ailsa)
"Uh oh, your dad's coming, I gotta shoot!"
Dave
"I wonder what Zorro is like in bed..."
Roger
Kayleigh and Roger stumble drunkenly into the flat when everyone is in bed...
Kayleigh - "Oh... what's that smell?"
Roger - "SOMEONE'S HAD A SHIT!"
"What did I smoke last night? Was it a normal fag? Coz it made me happy..."
Roger = Legend
If there's any more, MESSAGE ME!
TOON TOON BLACK 'N' WHITE ARMY TOON TOON BLACK 'N' WHITE ARMY TOON TOON BLACK 'N' WHITE ARMY TOON TOON BLACK 'N' WHITE ARMY TOON TOON BLACK 'N' WHITE ARMY WOOOOOOOOAH ME LADS! You shoulda seen us gannin' passin' the folks along the road an everyone was starin' an' all the lads an' lasses there an' all wi' smilin' faces gannin' along the SCOTSWOOD ROOOOOOOOOOOAD! TO SEE THE BLAYDON RACES!
The Geordie Medley - the best thing you can sing with your mates as you're leaving The Cooperage :-D
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