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Special Agent Lisa

Can we stop by at the supermarket I want a granny smith apple.

About Me

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The name is Lisa/Leese/Mitch/Minelli

I am 'magnificentley unprepared for the long littleness of life.'
"Your're born, you take shit. You get out into the world you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit, until one day your're so far up in the rarefied atmosphere that you have forgot what shit even looks like. Welcome to the Layer Cake"
The only constant thing in life is change
I have been known to enjoy the odd bit of acting
British Movies and Theatre rock my world, however I prefer American TV shows.
My future neighborhood will be Greenwich Village where I will spend my days sipping coffee in a little coffee shop eating pizza and reading the New York Times
I like having conversations about fate on tin roofs
I am a somewhat neurotic traveller much to the disdain of fellow travellers. I always think my bags have been lost, and refuse to go to the toilet even when there is at least an hour left to the journey
I have strong opinions often without being able to articulate them, or back them up. I apologise when this happens
My guilty pleasures are listening to copius amounts of camp music including a helluva lot of showtunes
I Want to be a bond girl, but not a weak one. A kick ass bond girl that carries a gun and runs around with bond
Yes I am a fake blonde. And yes I know my roots need dying
Oveheard in New York is the best entertainment ever
Fat black woman: Hey, watch where you're going! Say "excuse me" instead of bumping into me like that. Don't you know how to speak English?
Japanese girl: You need a diet! --Penn station
Black Bible-thumper: Jesus will save you! Have you been saved? Praise Jesus!
Passerby: Praise Allah!
Black Bible-thumper: Fuck you, motherfucker! Jesus will kick your ass!
Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I have spent all my money on alcohol and marijuana and drugs... But now, I have learned my lesson. I want to spend all your money on alcohol and marijuana and drugs... and viagra...
Street vendor: Five dollar.
Browser: No, three dollars.
Street vendor: No, no, five dollar!
Browser: No, I'll pay three dollars.
Street vendor: No. Five dollar!
Browser: Okay, no thanks.
Street vendor: Yeah, well, you too tallAll literature is consolation

My Interests


Daniel Wroughton Craig
He Interests me a little bit

J'adore:

the theatre
acting
NYT (GROUP 9)
caffeinated substances(diet coke being top of this list)
alcoholic substances(corona and vodka and rose wine being top of the list)
Aston MArtins are the shiz and my favourite cars
Jeremy Clarksonisms
The magic 24 Hour bakery, in fact anything that is 24 hours excites me
Lucozade
the beach in summer
London
NYC
Cyprus
Balderdash and Taboogames nights ROCK
your favourite TV programmes being on when your not expecting it
finding new TV programmes that you like
wanders
malboro lights
laughing so hard you can't breath
butterflies in the stomach
the feeling you get when you come off stage
singing/listening to your favourite songs really loud
wetherspoons
looking out to sea on a summers evening
getting caught in big huge summer raindrops
nice warm houses after its been raining
running into the sea when it's boiling hot
people who just don't give a shit
dancing wildly with people who just don't give a shit
the notion of bohemia
Shakespeare
jeans that fit perfectley
tattoos
being relaxed
mambo and muji
Good House parties
Bruce willis in friends
plays like:
The History Boys
The women in black (and other things that scare me shitless
Closer
Theatre of Blood
Sneezes
That loveley oh my god it's summer smell
Musical Theatre such as:
Avenue Q
Annie Get your gun
fame
anything goes
calamity jane
west side story
cabaret
singing in the rain
jerry springer the opera
rocky horror picture show
grease
a star is born
and many more
oh and moulin rouge which is not technically musical theatre BUT IT SHOULD BE
Walking drunkenly down the street early morning with my best friends singing musical songs

Je deteste:

people who think they are better than everyone else
Stress
arrogant sods
bees
wasps
sharks
eating that little bit too much
Guys who go for the slutty girls
feeling lonely/bored/restless/frustrated
unrequitedness
Contrived Controversy in theatre

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd Like to Meet Arthur Miller
Harold Pinter
Sarah Jessica Parker
Debra Messing and Eric McCormack
The cast of Without a trace
Jude Law
Daniel Craig
Hugh Laurie
Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond

Play that funky musak white boy

Music:

Musak

Meh This bit fucked itself up royally. I'll add some music here when I can be arsed. Mainly just like a bit of everything though. 2Pac:5,6,7,8's:A1:Aayliah:Aerosmith:Al Green:Alanis Morrisette:Alicia Keyes:Amerie:Aqualung:Arcade Fire:Arctic Monkeys:Aretha Franklin:B2K:Badly Drawn Boy:Backstreet Boys:Babara Streisand:Beastie Boys:Beatles:Ben Folds 5:Beth Orton:Blink 182:Bloc Party:Blue Man Group:Bob Dylan:Bodyrockers:Box Car Racer:Brand New:Britney Spears:Bryan Adams:Cam'ron:Captain and Tenille:Chemical Brothers:Cher:Chingy:City High:Coldplay:Cole Porter:Damien Rice:DAshboard Confessional:David Arnold:David Grey:Dean Martin:Deathcab for Cutie:Deep Blue Something:Dilated Peoples:Dizzee Rascal:DJ Tiesto:Dogs Die in Hot Cars:Donna Summers:Doris Day:Duran Duran:Ella Fitzgerald:Eminem:Eva Cassidy:Fabolous:Faithless:Fall out Boy:Fatboy Slim:FC Kahuna:Finaly Quaye:Five For Fighting:Felix da Houscat:Forward Russia:Frank Sinatra:George Gershwin:Girls Aloud:Goo Goo Dolls:Head Automatica:Junior Boys:Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly:Five Times August:Franz Ferdinand:Heather Nova:Hilary Duff (ovbs):Hot Chip:Howard Keel:Idlewild:Imogen Heap:Irene Cara:Ja Rule:Jackson 5:Jay Z:J.Lo:JKwon:John Lennon:John Mayer:Johnny Cash:Joni Mitchell:Jose Gonzalez:Judy Garland:Kaiser Chiefs:Kayne West:Kc and Jojo:Klaxons:Ladytron:Leftfield:Leonard Bernstein:Letters to Cleo:Lifehouse:Lisa Loeb

Movies:

Actors and Movies I love British movies, like Layer Cake and Richard Curtis movies(these are my guilty pleasure), I also love Bond, But I'm using this to name my favourite actors.
Daniel Craig
Hugh Laurie:Bill Nighy:Trystan Gravelle:Dame Judy Dench:Emma Thompson:Kate Winslet:Sir Ian Mckellen:Jim Boradbent:Jude Law:Sarah Jessica Parker:Poppy Montgomery:Anthony Lapaglia:Enrique Murciano:Kevin Spacey:Ewan Mcgregor:Jody Latham:James Mcavoy:Alex Kingston:Hugh Grant:Pierce Brosnan:George Clooney:Noah Wyle:: Drew Barrymore:Helen Mirren:Micheal Gambon:Jermey Sheffield:Robson Green:Doris Day:Judy Garland:Liza Minelli:Audrey Hepburn:James Dean: Gene Kelly:Fred Astaire:Eric Mcormick:Debra Messing:Rupert Everett::Clive Wood:Jake Gyllenhaal:Maura Tierny:Dustin Hoffman:Cillian Murphy:Ray Liotta:John Leguiziamo(may have spelt that wrong):Sherry Stringfield:Keira Knightley:Ben Newmark:Matthew McFayden:Jessie Spencer:Lisa Edelstein:Jenifer Morrson:Goran Visjnic:Emily Deaschnal (sp?)

Television:

Television
:HOUSE:WITHOUT A TRACE(I WANNA BE AN FBI AGENT) Sex and the city(IE the bible in moving image form, I like to think SJP is my mother): Will and Grace:ER: Friends:High School Musical is the SHIZ:Top Gear:Bones:Third Watch:Laguna Beach:The Hills:Jeeves and Wooster:

Books:

Books And so my love affair with books continues. Mostly I

Heroes:

Heroes Most of the Actors above, all of my friends who are all pretty special and have all done pretty special things, mammam and grandin if you knew them you would know why, My aunty Audrey she knew what she wanted and went and got it. Shes a true New York women

My Blog

Procrastination is the name of my game.

Name: Lisa Nickname(s): Mitch, Lis, Minelli Age: 18 soon to be 19 Gender: female Sexual Orientation: Straight Birthdate: 01/11/1987 Birthplace: Hannover  Current Location: My hooooos...
Posted by Special Agent Lisa on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST

Soundtrack to my life

Body: Your Life: The Soundtrackso heres how it works. open your choice of music [itunes,limewire,kazaa,ect] and put it on shuffle. Press play. For every question type the song thats on. And when yo...
Posted by Special Agent Lisa on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:56:00 PST