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Joanne

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About Me


headed to bed on sunday well that's OK my birthday's a week away. gonna have a cake, swim at the beach, wake up early, go to bed late.photos and stuff by a wishing well, fresh cut grass, ocean in a seashell. lazing around in the backyard, packing a picnic and taking the car. making the best, until i'm free, it's my 52 favourite thing;
next to being me.
J'aime: my friends, music, day trips, new shoes, laughing so hard it hurts, lipstick, my iPod, letters, marker pens, pandas, pictures of the universe, pumpkins, the mighty boosh, photographs, holidays, cool names, pianos, compilations, fluffy snow (not the shit kind that knocks you out when you're hit by a snowball), eyes, nostalgia, Amelie, autumn and winter and spring and summer, being outside, fairy lights, mixtapes and playlists, driving, coming home, malibu, dancing, alice in wonderland, taking photos, drawing, skiing, winter by the radiator, kicking up leaves, beach walks, sleeping after being really tired, pineapple juice, new clothes, bringing back presents, marshmallow fluff, bonsai trees, huge lie-ins, curiosity cola and it's bottle, snapshot memories, crash team racing, putting up posters, board games on boring days, parma violets, a new song becoming my favourite, missing people, a messy bedroom at home, hugs after absences, taking long baths, getting excited, losing track of time, being alone in the house, charged rechargable batteries, looking at people who have their eyes closed, opal, wearing a hat, the time travellers wife, silver and emerald, a memory becoming so vivid, fleece blankets, cold sunny days, summer water fights, milkybar yogurts, really long phonecalls, no que, getting post, strawberry milkshake, finding money in jeans I've not worn for ages, sunset, scoring a goal on pro evo, daft cunt tin 'ed, sore muscles, warm days, travelling; on my own and with people, causing a smile or a laugh, midnight walks, sharing straight from the packet, being in awe, a new book, learning, the wind through trees on a sunny day, being in a foreign country, the synchronised page-turning of 200 peoples' lecture notes, knismesis, the way the ground sparkles just before it gets frosty ...

Now when you pick a paw-paw, or a prickly pear,
and you prick a raw paw, well next time, beware!
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw, when you pick a pear try to use the claw!
But you don't need to use the claw when you pick a pear of the big paw-paw...
Have I given you a clue?
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Music:

Much.

Movies:

Doesn't everyone like FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Amile DonieDarko TheNighmareBeforeChristmas EdwardScissorhands PulpFiction TheLittleMermaid LockStock AmericanBeauty EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind NapoleonDynamite Signs TheHolyGrail PiratesOfTheCarribean TheGodfather LastLifeInTheUniverse TheEvilDead Cabaret GingerSnaps DropDeadFred Magnolia WestSideStory TankGirl TheShining ? You fucking should.

Television:

TheMightyBoosh GreenWing TheO.C Futurama DesperateHousewives MyNameIsEarl

Books:

Yes I enjoy reading, I'm a bit of an anti-nerd or so I'm told. Anyway, if you aren't shaking with suppressed mirth by now, you should read these books 'coz they'll rock your cock off. The Time Travellers Wife by Audrey Niffenergerererererwuh or whatever she's calledThe Night Country by Stewart O'NanMemoirs Of A Geisha - Arthur golden (much better than the film)The Beach - Alex Garland (also much better than the film)

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Posted by Joanne on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST

Boreddddd..........

Your Life: The Soundtrackso heres how it works. open your choice of music [itunes,limewire,kazaa,ect] and put it on shuffle. Press play. For every question type the song thats on. And when you go to a...
Posted by Joanne on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:18:00 PST

On Friday...

...it was Alexs party and it was the JIZZ.Clery fell off the swing which made us laugh, a lot. We all got drunk, ate burnt, undercooked sausages and kay squirted brown sauce on me the fool but vicki p...
Posted by Joanne on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:32:00 PST

Woo. Hoo

Well. Everyone knows life sucks more than those things we don't speak of right now. So I've decided to vent my frustrations in more constructive ways than doing the underwear dance in front ...
Posted by Joanne on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:07:00 PST