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Hello. My name is Carley Jane Anderson, and I have a pubic plume. My hobbies include crashing bikes into fences, being superbird, and abusing my post as the King of Snailsbury. Also I am an active anarchist along with Joanne Lacy. Look out. I work for customer services in Northern Ireland (Belfast) where i sell personalised melons over the phone. if anyone is interested in purchasing a melon with your name on it, then leave me a comment and i'll see what i can do.i love talking to myself and making myself feel important HAHAHAHAoh aye erm someone let me know if they can beat my solitaire record of completing a game in 71 seconds. i was that bored and it is the only thing i am good at.THIS RECORD HAS CURRENTLY BEEN DEMOLISHED BY THE CHAZ! COMPLETING A GAME IN 37 FUCKING SECONDS! I AM GUTTED. BUT WONT GIVE UP UNTIL THE RECORD IS MINE AGAIN!

My Interests

Anything that involves nakedness and jam. And loving MoJo, coz she made me this MySpace =) i'm just really fucking boring to be honest

I'd like to meet:

Santa Claus, coz he never did give me that tommy gun that I so desperately wanted. ID ALSO LIKE TO MEET THE BASTARD WHO STOLE MY FUCKING ARM "I WANT IT BACK YOU FUCK!" oh and most of all-pinky and the brain. OH AND THE WOMAN WHOME I BOTHERED ON THE PHONE WHEN I WAS TRYING TO SELL HER THE MELON FROM BELFAST! haaaaaa

Music:

Muse inme pearljam silverchair pixies placebo van morrison pink floyd auf der mer nine inch nails dave clarke black sabeth incubus massive attack elbow longview marvin gaye al green nick cave just anything that i can bob my head to.

Movies:

Beavis and Butthead Do America. Donnie Darko. Tank Girl. Southpark. Drop Dead Fred.the dark crystal. fight club. any star wars film. any alien film. ten things i hate about you. evil dead two. duece bigalow male jigalo. the hot chick.notting hill. about a boy. pulp fiction. the fifth element. angelas ashes. train spotting. plunket and mcClean. the never ending story. winnie the poo. the little mermaid. beaches. the good son. the decent. the bone collector. girl interrupted. nightmare on elm street. edward scissor hands. point break. the lost boys. rita,sue and bob too. the wedding singer. sponge bob. dogma. little women. wrong turn. ben and me.idle hands.so many i cnt be arsed to type them.

Television:

The Tweenies.dangermouse (come along penfold)

Books:

101 Tips For Great Oral Sex. any crime book. HOW TO AVOID THOSE GAYS lol joke! i am the only gay man in this village and thats that!

Heroes:

George Michael, and The Queen. ME and of course-my nanna (R.I.P)

My Blog

Check out this video: Silverchair - Tomorrow

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Posted by the king of snailsbury on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:10:00 PST

Check out this video: waterbomb

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Posted by the king of snailsbury on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:27:00 PST

pissworm

bored out of my mind and skull. in the middle of the night i go walking down the street with no knickers on!
Posted by the king of snailsbury on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:24:00 PST

Check out this video: InMe Play Faster the Chase Live (Im at the end!)

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Posted by the king of snailsbury on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:20:00 PST