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Jesse.

We Promised the World We'd Tame It... What Were We Hoping For?

About Me

Hello, I adore fun times, fun people and fun things (that aren't also swamp creatures). I like humour, in all its forms, and I hope that people find me funny. Otherwise, I completely lack a point.
I really enjoy and am mildly obsessed with music, words, talking, people, literature, books, magazines, comics, internet, friends, honesty, saying the "right" things, saying the "wrong things", introspection, lyrics, learning, knowledge, comedy, new friends, meanings, discussion, being "intelligent", using quotation marks too much, potential friends, friendly friends, television, and all sorts of other neat things.
You can't get a good read on anyone via their MySpace profile, so if you want to know something about me/my quirks/my habits/my life, then feel free to ask me, in some form of communication. I'm disturbingly honest, so I highly doubt you'd ask a "Wrong" question.
To Get Ahold of Me, Hit me up on MSN (augie680).
Or use smoke signals.

My Interests

Fun, Reading, Music, Rock and Roll, Movies, Comedies, Comic Books, Marvel Comics, Hockey, The Toronto Maple Leafs, Fun, Girls, Drinking, Whiskey, Vodka, Rum, Fun, Rockin' out, Dancin', Using Apostrophes, My Favourite Bands, My Favourite Books, My Favourite Favourites, Capitals, Capitol (Music), Internet, Writing, Writing on the Internet, Introspection, Being Deep, Talking, Listening, Talking More, Television, Media, Mass Media, English Language and Literature, Literature, self, me, More.

I'd like to meet:

Fun people. People who are fun. Funtastical people. The fun. Fun. Fun, the. Funny. NUF. Mostly just having good times.
Also, Kirk Cameron, Dane Cook, The Quaker Oats Guy, Skeletor, Dr. John Dorian, Gob Bluth, Mats Sundin, The Sun, The Killers, Joseph Stalin, Mr. Monopoly, East Side Mario, Towelie, Ted Mosbey, The Trix Rabbit, and all my brothers who come from another mother.

Music:

My Comprehensive list got TOO big, as I like too much music. Essentially, I'm a huge fan of rock and roll in its various stages. Since my genresizing became completely inaccurate (and genresizing is dumb to begin with), here's a partial list that is not even close to being complete:
Muse, Taking Back Sunday, Moneen, Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, The Police, The Talking Heads, Head Automatica, Silverstein, Alexisonfire, The Pipettes, Men At Work, The Stills, Boy Kill Boy, The Pettit Project, The Streets, MC Lars, Atreyu, Every Time I Die, Posion the Well, Bon Jovi, The Early November, Finch, The Arcade Fire, The Secret Machines, Bear Vs. Shark, Blink 182, Boys Night Out, Brandston, Brand New, Dashboard Confessional, Bloc Party, The Rakes, Franz Ferdinand, Gang of Four, The Futureheads, Between the Buried and Me, Queen, The Clash, The Ramones, Cursive, Cartel, Dears, Death From Above 1979, Eve 6, Embrace, Frou Frou, Funeral For a Friend, CKY, HIM, Coldplay, Coheed and Cambria, Senses Fail, Motion City Soundtrack, MEW, Protest the Hero, Saosin, Snow Patrol, Sigur Ros, Slipknot, Sugarcult, Sufjan Stevens, Thrice, Reggie and the Full Effect, The Format, The Blood Brothers, The Boy Least Likely To, The Fever, The Postal Service, The New Pornographers, The Bloodhound Gang, We Are Scientists, Vendetta Red, Jimmy Eat World, Underoath, Yellowcard, U2, The Verve, The Subways, The Polyphonic Spree, Sounds of Animals Fighting, Matthew Good, Minus the Beat, Morningwood, Nurses, Nine Inch Nails, New Order, Modest Mouse, Archive, Men Women and Children, The Killers, and Interpol, Bruce Springsteen, Deftones, Kraftwerk, Secret Machines, Brandstron,. And Many Many More. MANY MORE!
For More Musicalness: MY LAST.fm

Albums of the Moment to Listen to:
Deftones - B-Sides and Rarities
Bruce Springsteen - Greatest Hits
Lots of Bloc Party B-Sides

Movies:

I love movies, but rarely find the time to sit through one anymore. I particularly enjoy:
Batman Begins, X2, Spiderman, Anchorman, Team American, Office Space, Kevin Smith Movies, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Garden State, Closer, Shawshank Redemption, Identity, The Untouchables, Metropolis, Rebel Without a Cause, cky, The Princess Bride, Harry Potter, Road Trip, Fight Club, South Park, X3, Jackass The Movie, The Matrix, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, UHF, The Transporter, Big Fis, Unbreakable, Animal House, David Cross' Let America Laugh, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Blade, Crash, Bend it Like Beckham, Zero Patience, Jackass: Number Two, Stranger then Fiction, More.

Television:

Arrested Development, Scrubs, Lost, Entourage, Harvey Birdman, South Park, Family Guy, Invasion, Two and a Half Men, The Jackass Stuff, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Mr. Show, Stella, Joey, Any Comic Book Related Animated Show, Robot Chicken, Saved by the Bell, Six Degrees, Jericho, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Trailer Park Boys, Drawn Together, How I Met Your Mother, Hockey, Sports Center, CFL Football, Late Night TV, Music Videos, and a bit more.

Books:

I (L) Books:
Heart of Darkness, Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, The Great Gatsby, Return of the Solider, Light in August, World of Wonders, Much Ado About Nothing, Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet, King Lear, Macbeth, Richard 3, Measure for Measure, The Da Vinci Code, The Romanov Prophecy, Utopia, Footprints of God, Prey, State of Fear, New Avengers, Captain America, Infinite Crisis, Deadpool, Spiderman, The Hulk, Wolverine, Astonishing X-Men, The Sentry, Watchmen, Preacher, Fables, Y! The Last Man, Ex Machina, Runaways, Bone, Kingdom Come, Dark Knight Returns, American Gods, Oscar Wilde, The Dark Tower, Finder, Keeper, World of Wonders, History of the World in 10 and a Half Chapters, The English Patient, More.
And a lot more. I read an obscene amount.

Currently Reading: American Gods by Neil Gaiman(still)
Pamela by Samuel Richardson

Heroes:

Parental Units, People Who Cured Things, Zach Braff, Will Arnett, Kevin Smith, Ben Affleck, The Superficial.com dude, Tucker Max, and all the other cool peeps that I consider talented, or is a fictional comic book character I enjoy.

Anyone greater than me. On some days, its A LOT of people, nearly everyone. On other days, its practically nobody...

My Blog

Top 50 Songs of 2007!!!!

Hey kids, here's this years list of awesome music. Top 50 songs. Enjoy! Top 50 Songs of the Year:..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> 1. Hard-Fi  Suburban Knights...
Posted by Jesse. on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:01:00 PST

Best Music of 2006/Music in 2007 To Look Forward To!

The Music That Was Last Year (Or Is It the Year That Was Last Music?)!!!In case you aren't aware, I listen to music far too much, and put far too much stock in what I like, and rankings and all that g...
Posted by Jesse. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

I Have No Words!

Jesse - For Reasons Unknown... says:Was it hard?Mike Rotch says:was what hard?Jesse - For Reasons Unknown... says:Bringing Sexy Back?Jesse - For Reasons Unknown... says:Was it hard to do?Mike Rotch sa...
Posted by Jesse. on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:34:00 PST

My Summer 2006 CD!

August's time is coming to an end, and with that, the end of summer is nigh. It's been a really fun four months, but in one more day, this four month long break ends, and the student year begins. Wit...
Posted by Jesse. on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

My Philosophy - From Livejournal...

Hey folks, like I said previously, I tend to update my livejournal a heckuva lot more then this thing. Here's a recent update to the LJ, that isn't all that bad (I've done better). If you want the lj ...
Posted by Jesse. on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:22:00 PST

Rosemary, Heaven Restores You In Life...

Sup?I never post in this thing, but here's a quick update.Summer was fun, but is quickly fleeting.I start up at McMaster in two weeks. WOW. All this planning and movement and craziness, it's insane th...
Posted by Jesse. on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:45:00 PST

The Second Batch of Truths

The following things are 100% true about myself:- One time, at band camp, I murdered every single person at the camp. Why? They wouldn't give me an extra fruit cup. Don't get inbetween me and fruit cu...
Posted by Jesse. on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:01:00 PST

MY Changing Life...

In the next few months I will be both moving home from school, which will be a permanent thing (Transfers bay-bee~), and then I'm moving into a completely new home with my folks.But before that, I hav...
Posted by Jesse. on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:10:00 PST

MY Dating Application! Much Funnier Then Yours~

I got a boyfriend application through the Myspace bulletins. I decided that it didnt really apply enough to me, so I souped it up, for some fun times and hot laughs. This is the new one, for me, ...
Posted by Jesse. on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:54:00 PST

The Old "Truths" From My Profile

I recently changed my "About Me" to a bunch of new funny "truths" about me. Here is the old list, for archive purposes. About me:The following things are 100% true about myself:- I, not comets, evolut...
Posted by Jesse. on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 11:30:00 PST