Guitar - blood and thunder - Drums - Huckin rocks - drinkin beers and fine whiskeys - drivin my car - Ribs and or wings - inventing drinking games - brown clumps of compact dirt on a pin - biking home drunk - traveling
Jesus, John Bonham, Che, Infinity G35, Mike Patton, Hendrix, Dennis Bergkamp, Keith Moon, Mario Lemieux, Jim Henson, Bob Marley, or Tomas Haake
The Beatles - Pantera - Living Sacrifice - Soulfly - NIN - Down - Pearl Jam - Meshuggah - John Coletrane - Mr. Bungle - Led Zeppelin - Perfect Circle - Marilyn Manson - KMFDM - Zao - Thelonius Monk - Tool - Cypress Hill - (old) Blindside - Smashing Pumpkins - Deep Purple - Mike Patton vs. The Executioners - Soundgarden - Buddy Rich - (old) KoRn - Lamb of God - Wu Tang - Miles Davis - Crystal Method - Gene Krupa - FNM - The Doors - Onyx - Dave Breubeck - Primus - Trevor Dunn's Trio - Fantomas - Orgy - The Who - Alice in Chains - Sepultura - Beastie Boys - Temple of the Dog - Gregorian Chants - Ministry
American Psycho - Termninator 2 - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Half baked - Big Trouble Little China - The Lorax - Dirty Work - Resevoir Dogs - Billy Madison - Sin City - Desperado - Spun
Seinfeld - Hockey Night in Canada - SNL - The Simpsons - Conan O'Brian - (new) South Park
Far Side comics - Archies Double Digest - any 101 joke book - the Marvel vs. DC series - Calvin and Hobbes
the dude from the Zig Zag Pack......and John Henry Bonham
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."