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Danny-Boy

If you can't get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance!

About Me

I've mellowed in my old age and am trying to stop and smell the roses somewhat. So now I embrace all types of people, but especially tattooed chics on bikes, and pirate wenches. I like to read, watch movies, work out, and do some free-lance writing when I have the time. I also play "old boy" rugby when I'm healthy (which is less and less now).Please. NO DRAMA! If you're a psycho, leave me the Hell alone! But the if you're a psycho, you probably don't know you're a psycho, so how could you possibly heed my warning. Tis a puzzlement, is it not? Oh, and for God's sakes, "Your" is not the abbreviation for "you are!" ***********************************************************M Y FAVORITE LINE: "People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."


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My Interests

Writing, rugby, various Irish sports, reading. I'm a free-lance writer as a hobby. I've published lots of pieces on Irish history, sports, American Civil War, and some general rants and raves about life in the U.S.

I'd like to meet:

My father again, Michael Collins, Abraham Lincoln, Robert E. Lee, JFK, my grandfathers, George Armstrong Custer (what was he thinking?), John Glenn, John Wayne, Russell Crowe.Realistically, I'd just like to meet new people. I'm not looking to hook-up. I'd just like to exchange opinions with folks from different parts of the world. Did I mention - NO DRAMA!?People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.

Music:

I like most Celtic music, celtic-punk, Paddy-Rock, classic rock, Ramones, Chieftains, Beatles, Van Morrison, Slade (Quiet Riot ripped off their music), Badfinger, Wendy O. Williams, Stray Cats, Pogues, Clash, and even some jazz. I also love the old stuff; 50's-60's; doo-wop, Mario Lanza, Dean Martin, Tom Jones, Sinatra, Tony Bennett, The Beatles, The Eagles, Chicago, Prince, Led Zepplin, AC/DC, The Cars, Def Leppard, Guns & Roses, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Earth Wind & Fire, Moody Blues, Billy Squier, David Bowie, Little River Band, ELO, Foreigner, Gwen Stefani, Van Halen (NOT Van Hagar), Montrose, Marvin Gaye, The Spinners, Teddy Pendergrass, Ray Charles, Sam Cooke, Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes, Bill Withers, I hate new rap with a passion. I'd rather have a screwdriver jammed in my eye. There's a reason "rap" rhymes with "crap."

RED HEADED WOMAN (by Bruce Springsteen) Well brunettes are fine man And blondes are fun But when it comes to getting the dirty job doneI'll take a red headed woman A red headed woman It takes a read headed woman To get a dirty job doneWell listen up stud Your life's been wasted Til you've got down on your knees and tastedA red headed woman A red headed woman It takes a read headed woman To get a dirty job doneTight skirt, strawberry hair Tell me what you've got baby, waiting under there Big green eyes that look like, son They can see every cheap thing that you ever doneWell I don't care how many girls you've dated, man But you ain't lived till you've had your tires rotatedBy a red headed woman A red headed woman It takes a read headed woman To get a dirty job done.

Movies:

Anything with Liam Neeson, Ben Stiller, Robert Deniro, Alan Ladd, or John Wayne. Most movies with Mel Gibson. I guess I'm even fond of the Adam Sandler movies, except Little Nicky.My favorites are: Waking Ned Devine, A Night at The Opera (Marx Brothers), The Mouse That Roared, Pink Panther (all of them), Zulu, All's Quiet on the Western Front (the original), The 13th Warrior, Enter the Dragon, Love Actually, Angels With Dirty Faces, White Heat, It's a Wonderful Life, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (try to find THAT at Blockbuster), The 7th Seal, Hondo, Super Troopers.
Shot at 2007-07-14

Television:

I watch a lot of the History Channel, but I'm also fond of The Simpsons, My Name is Earl, House, Family Guy, South Park, and Seinfeld re-runs. The Office is pretty funny as well. Oh, and any John Wayne movie. Bonus points if it has Maureen O'Hara in the movie."Another challenge for the Green Hornet, his aid Kato, and their rolling arsenal the Black Beauty. On Police records a wanted criminal, Green Hornet is really Britt Reid, owner-publisher of the Daily Sentinel, his duel identity known only to his secretary and the district attorney. And now, to protect the rights and lives of decent citizens, rides THE GREEN HORNET."
Shot at 2007-08-18

Books:

Well, of course, there are the two books I've written:1) "Ireland: Too long a Sacrifice" 2) "Cross Check! Barney Holden & The Birth of Professional Hockey in North America."The second book is available at Borders, Barnes & Noble, Powells, etc.. Still working on the first book. Other than that, I enjoy reading non-fiction, especially American and Irish history.border="0" width="160" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /"About, about, in reel and rout The death-fires danced at night; The water, like a witch's oils, Burnt green, and blue, and white."- Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1798) "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"

Heroes:

Joshua Chamberlin, Jackie Robinson, Ronan Tynan, Terry Fox, George Washington, Gen. George Patton, Sgt. Alvin York, Gerald R. Ford, Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln, Michael Collins, Cathal Bruga, Robert Emmet, "Black Jack" Pershing, Lewis & Clark, Barney Holden (pre-NHL 1904-1916), Spartacus ("I am Spartacus,") Robert E. Lee, Ben Hogan, John L. Sullivan, James Braddock,BEST QUOTE EVER.... The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.#########� 35;#########� 35;#########� 35;#########� 35;#########� 35;#########"To do is to be." (Descartes) "To be is to do." (Voltaire) "Do be do be do." (Sinatra)########� 35;#########� 35;#########� 35;#########� 35;#########� 35;###"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes." - Gene Roddenbury

My Blog

Tag - Part Deux

Because I'm being nagged by Lynne, Bobbie, and Karen - here are some randoms comments about me. 1)  I am constantly surprised how often people stab others in the back. You'd...
Posted by Danny-Boy on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:35:00 PST

Tag! You're it...

Here are the rules. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At the end of ...
Posted by Danny-Boy on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:45:00 PST

Here's to Women over 40

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't...
Posted by Danny-Boy on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:14:00 PST

My MySpace Psycho - Part II

MySpace Psycho - Part II        Where did I leave off?  Oh yeah, I was feeling like I could not live up to her expectations of "friendship." To her it seemed to mean tha...
Posted by Danny-Boy on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:32:00 PST

My Myspace Psycho

My Myspace Psycho  Part 1       I joined MySpace to keep tabs on my two teenage daughters. I had heard about the downside of MySpace, what with the pedophiles being arrested ...
Posted by Danny-Boy on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

Pronouncing English (I wish I wrote this!)

Pronouncing EnglishDearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat...
Posted by Danny-Boy on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:35:00 PST

Pope Dan 1

I had a dream last night that I was elected as the new Pope. My friends said they couldn't believe it, and neither could I. Must have been slim pickins' for candidates. So I started out trying to do g...
Posted by Danny-Boy on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:16:00 PST

Dan's Rules

Dan's Comments on Life I never compromise if it hurts. I'll bend, but I won't break. I will be your best friend; but sell me out just once and we're through.  I think it's OK to ...
Posted by Danny-Boy on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:49:00 PST

OLD BOY RUGBY - PART 2

  I'd like to update you on an article I wrote in Rugby's February-March issue regarding my self-confessed mid-life crisis. For those unfamiliar with the story, at the age of 45 I decided to join...
Posted by Danny-Boy on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:14:00 PST

OLD BOY RUGBY - PART 1

"I think I'd like to play rugby again," I blurted out to no one in particular, as I sat with my family at the dinner table a few months ago. Stone cold silence was the response. Then Kathleen, my 10-y...
Posted by Danny-Boy on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:10:00 PST