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The Hand Job Revival Project

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1.24.2007
Howdy fucking doo, good people. Hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season and new year and enjoyed our warm winter weather while it lasted. Last night I saw first hand that snow is a bar's worst enemy, and it's only half an inch.
Here on the MySpace site, I'm using my blog in addition to my frontpage to give you articles, directories, and a forum for the local scene in Providence. If you would like to get articles and new information as it comes out, then subscribe to The Hand Job Revival Project Blog .
So much has happened this past month. Jerky's finally got their entertainment license, so I've been quite busy helping them out and producing flyers at least once or twice a day, and I haven't gotten out to as many shows lately. But I have been running wild around the art community and getting ready to improve my art and artists section. Finally, right? And the jackassery and douchebaggery continues on the bar circuit, as I find more and more places to shock and annoy.
I'm still planning on the 7th for the return of the site. Woohoo! And, there will be a couple of new sites as well, including the all new The PVD Family... which is a charitable organization that will be launching a series of fundraising events for various causes, including local hunger, healthcare, and political issues. Yeah, we're going to throw down the gauntlet this year. I'll have more about that up soon.
Some of you may have noticed too, that the songs of the week have been more like songs of the bi-week or even the month. So let's call a spade a spade and say that until shit calms down or I get a boy-slave to do my bidding without fucking up, the Song of the Week will now be the Song of the Bi-Weekly Or Monthyly Variety. Just for now. Eventually I'll have enough time again. Just not right now.
In the next week or so though, HAVE FUN and check out the massive amounts of shows happening. I've posted the calendar back up down below and even though it doesn't look like it yet, it will contain regional shows, not just local shit. We will be making a scene, one hand job at a time.
Van Hand Job
DRUNK ROBB AND THE SHOTS
Rhode Island: Punk/Rock/Garage
The first time I saw them play, I thought, "These guys are going to shock the hell out of everyone." Sure as shit, I just saw them play on the 19th at AS220, probably my fourth time out to see them, and it was the best I'd heard of them yet. Their sound is really starting to pull together. The best part was hearing people who were just seeing them for the first time say, "This band fucking rocks!" That sort of thing always gets me all emotional. I like being right.
Drunk Robb is just what he sounds like, a drunk guy named Robb who leads out vocals and the guitar. He's backed up by Sean Patrick on the guitar, Chris on drums, and Benny on the bass guitar. You may recognize Robb from his days with Murphy's Law, and Chris might also look familiar from Almost Blind.
The first time I saw them play was way back last May or June when they opened up for The Business. (On a side note, I kept wondering why Mickey had been looking at me funny when I was up at the front of the stage, and then pictures of the night remind me that I was dressed like a pirate for absolutely NO reason.) I took some photos for the band, some of which I still have to send to them (sorry Robb!) and some of which didn't come out so good because my flash stopped working. Of course, I couldn't stay so close to the stage for long, because it happened: a circle pit formed in front of the band and I had to get the hell out of there before my camera lost more than its flash. Most importantly, I knew that it was rare for a new opening act to inspire so much energy in the crowd. If you've ever gotten to the Living Room early before, you've probably noticed that with the exception of one or two wild people, the crowd usually stands around drooling on themselves until the main act gets on stage.
They've been recording and have some awesome stuff up on their MySpace site. They will also be featured on a compilation CD coming out in the very near future called Rhode Island's Rejects. So go check them out at myspace.com/drunkrobbandtheshots .
TALK OF THE TOWN
Downtown Providence
On Washington Street, nestled in next to a Cuban eatery, is a little Irish bar called Talk of the Town. The Colonel, former lead guitarist of Rhode Island legends the Amazing Royal Crowns and recently disbanded Cobra-Matics, flexes his amazing CD collection and gets the bar hopping on Sunday nights. The urge to dance is so great, in fact, that the pool table is moved to accommodate the crazy dancing crowd.
The bar itself hosts quite a number of unusual concoctions, including rum-soaked cherries (which go for a buck a cup), lime-green Jello shots, and whatever else your heart may fancy. GET DIRECTIONS
BLACK BETTY ROCKS
Rock 'N Roll Pinup Sets a Standard
It's apparent that even if someone told 23-year-old Jenny Langer that it's tough getting by as a woman, she didn't even hear it. Langer, who is more widely known as Black Betty, is a Boston girl intent on re-defining what is is to be a sexy pinup and musician, as well as what it means to be a young woman.
Her band, Black Betty and the Bad Habits have not only won a local rockhunt, but have come out steps ahead with a beautifully mixed and mastered demo, cell phone rings tones, and are currently preparing to shoot a music video. READ MORE
CHOPPAHEAD
Chopper Animals and Mayhem Machines: VoL.2
Last summer, Club Hell filled with some of the meanest, greasiest, and loudest mother fuckers I have ever met. They were all there for the release of the "Chopper Animals and Mayhem Machines: VoL.1" DVD. The movie was amazing. Now, you may notice that they chose to specify that it was just the first installment. The first DVD can be purchased via the Choppahead official website at www.choppahead.com . Or add them on their brand new MySpace page at myspace.com/CHOPPAHEADKUSTOMS . And, as promised, the second is due out next year. The rowdy boys from Choppahead Kustom Choppers have put out special teaser on YouTube. WATCH IT

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I create all of my own graphics for this MySpace page. The picture used to make this set is from "How Van Hand Job Stole Shakedown!" night I put on at Jerky's last month for my birthday. The dirty school girl costume provided by Manda "Legs L'Amour" of the Dazzling Dames , and the Sharpie tattoo is courtesy of John Chaos of EldoradoRampage . If you're looking for cool new graphics to spiff up your page, let me know and I'll hook ya up!

Music:

Song Of The Bi-Weekly or Monthly Variety

The Jesse Minute

"Liar"

I caught The Jesse Minute back in November, and was quite impressed. I had not caught them at the New York Dolls show (they were the winners of that opener contest), but they were added last minute-ish to the Thanksgiving show at the Living Room. Now they're playing Jerky's this Friday with the Fashion Failures. I like it. They're good. And despite my always tactless introductions, I think they like The Hand Job Revival Project too. So check 'em out on MySpace and hear some more tunes at myspace.com/thejesseminute .

Previously featured songs on The Hand Job Revival Project:

Zombie Ghost Train / "Graveyard Queen"
The Stumbleweeds / "Pennsyltucky"
The Jerktones / "Dead Jenny"
Haywire Deluxe / Ready 2 Go"
The Boston Jolly Pirates / "Ring of Fire"
Shed / "Mosaic
The Brimstone Assembly / "The Stranger"
the Sleazies / "I Wanna Fuck Your Mom"
Black Betty and the Bad Habits / "Vigilante"
SOMA CITY / "Jumpin Jack Flash"
[THE VIENNAGRAM:] / "Send Me A Dear"
The Honeymoon's Over / "Let's Get Ugly"
Brunt Of It / "Lithium Overdose"
Pete Yorko and the One Man Band / "Rebel Girl"
Johnny Carlevale / "The Train Is Acomin'"
The Goners / "Drink, Dance, and Die"
The Outsiders / "Jolene"
SPEED CRAZY / "My Trial"
Whiskey Daredevils / "Ironic Trucker Hat"
SASQUATCH and the SICK-A-BILLYS / "In a Pig's Cunt"
Joecephus and the George Jonestown Massacre / "The Irony of it All"
KANERKO / "Communication Breakdown"
The Wrong Reasons / "The Port of Seven Vices"
The Sleazies / "Gonna Operate On Myself"
The Midnight Creeps / "What the Twat Wants"
The Fury III / "Drink it Down"
SASQUATCH and the SICK-A-BILLYS / "The Road Is Callin'"
The Chop Tops / "My Curse"
The Casket Draggers / "Bench Seat Boogie"
Artimus Pyledriver / "Dixie Fight Song"

AFFILIATES
SNAP-O-MATIC PRODUCTIONS
Jerky's Bar and Grill
BYOFL - Book Your Own Fucking Life
www.ilovewebsites.com
Linkshare Providence Punk
NYC Punk
Federal Hill Tattoo
Hotrod Fallout & The Fallout Collective
Blak Hat
The Subculture Collective
Steve The Albino Bunny
bbzspace
MCT - MySpace Contact Tables
JCHysteria CSS Tutorials

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My Blog

Tattoos

Tattoo info soon!
Posted by The Hand Job Revival Project on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST

Kustoms

Kustoms info soon!
Posted by The Hand Job Revival Project on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:04:00 PST

Pinups

Pinup Info Soon!
Posted by The Hand Job Revival Project on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST

Podcasts and other Radio Stuff

All of these Podcasts welcome new music from all artists.  For information about submitting your CDs, click on the links to view their MySpace pages.The Subculture CollectiveA collective of Podca...
Posted by The Hand Job Revival Project on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:02:00 PST

New England Bands

RHODE ISLANDSASQUATCH and the SICK-A-BILLYSRockabilly/Metal/BluesThe Brimstone AssemblyCountry/Rock/Honky TonkThe Cobra-MaticsRock 'N Roll - RIPThe ChasersSurf/RockThe SleaziesPunk/RockMidnight Creeps...
Posted by The Hand Job Revival Project on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:21:00 PST

Zombie Ghost Train

Zombie Ghost Trainwith SASQUATCH and the SICK-A-BILLYSI was really disappointed to see such a small turnout for Zombie Ghost train at the Living Room. Admittedly, I was a little more than buzzed when...
Posted by The Hand Job Revival Project on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST

Art - New England

GALLERIESAS220Empire StreetProvidence, RIwww.as220.orgThe Dead Cat Gallery669 Elmwood AvenueCranston, RI 02907401.709.4668myspace.com/46604452ARTISTSFrancene"Martha Rotten" - Punk Rock HousewaresMetal...
Posted by The Hand Job Revival Project on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:52:00 PST

Sample Design Work

Here is some of my recent work. A lot of these are being redesigned as you read this, or may have already been. But I call this the best of the beginning. Van Hand Job's Flyers Living Proof Living...
Posted by The Hand Job Revival Project on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:23:00 PST

Venue Directory NY, NJ, PA

This is a work in progress, people.  I'm starting with what I know and going from there.  As with the other Venue Directory, please feel free to contribute by adding a venue and information ...
Posted by The Hand Job Revival Project on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:50:00 PST

How Van Hand Job Does Favors

F A V O R SI don't do work for just three people because I like them, necessarily. I do it because they send me an email with the request for a poster, or a street team, or some other odd task. But ...
Posted by The Hand Job Revival Project on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:05:00 PST