The Jerktones are a Gothabilly-Punk band out of Providence, RI that rocks the lighter side of death...
Dan Jerkins: leader, writer, founder and guitar player of the band. Describes himself as the "Ed Wood of songwriting"...What the rest of the band calls him can't legally be put into print (even on the internet.)
except for Bassist: Dead Jenny, who calls him 'Spousal Unit No. 2'.
The band is rounded out by Front-man Tony Jones:
whom can best be described as a mix between Andre The Giant, Tiny Tim, Roy Orbison and (the fat and about to die) Elvis (on a bad day)...
With Drummer sTrAiGhT tOm:
(replacement for the former drummer, Twinki, who disappeared after a tragic bathroom incident)
The Jerktones Also feature lead guitar player: KARL-OFF who disappeared, for a short time, when he mistook a senior citizen casino bus for our tour bus because they both smelled like formaldehyde.
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