Dancing, Drinking, Drunken dancing, fuckin shit up, the theatre of cruelty, Philosophy, singing, mourning Richard Pryor, cleptomania (jacking shit), neglecting the homeless and jacking their shit, the Keyboard, jammin, drinking games, sex on the couch, sex in other's homes, blaming the president for my unenployment, and anonymously getting chicks pregnant
Danny Elfman... Fucker still owes me some chile support
BOWIE, devo, towpath, adam ant, oingo boingo, barry white, nine pound hammer, GWAR!, cabaret voltaire, barbarian lovers, throbbing gristle, black sabbath, joy division, faust, can, pere ubu, iggy pop, suicide, fad gadget, scraping foetus off the wheel, primal scream, interpol, kraftwerk, prince, pulp, echo and the bunnymen, the shaggs, yo la tengo, the make up, !!!, super furry animals, talking heads, roxy music, placebo, the shins, happy mondays, new order, ministry, slint, the velvet underground, the au pairs, chet baker, dire straits, the fall, faith no more, pixies, killing joke, the monks, psychic tv, einsturzende neubauten, controlled bleeding, iron maiden, chrome, coil, parliament, tom waits, neil diamond, portishead, robin hytchcock and the egyptians, shuggie otis, soft cell and ass loads of other stuff
Monty Fuckin Python!!
Law and Order, Adult Swim, Anything on BBC thats funny (maybe 30%), Dead like me, Six feet under, the sopranoes, curb your enthusiasm, kids in the hall, the daily show, the colbert report, the simpsons, family guy, american dad, futurama, japanese infomercials (trippy shit) and those battling robots for when im feeling down and dry...
Nietzsche, charles bukowski, henry miller, kafka (help im a big bug!), schopenhauer, sartre, freud n' jung, gogol, artaud, bo li, yukio mushima, dostoyevsky, nabokov, pynchon, conrad, cervantes, tolstoy, palahniuk, flaubert, greene, thoreau, kant, kierkegaard, heideger, buber, burroughs, camus, ionesco, beckett, arrabal, feydeau, grass, horovitz, havel, bertrand russel, voltaire and the whole lot of em. get some booze in me and we can dance the literary tango of death! (respectively, of course)
anyone with a six pack and some love in their hearts.