I'm starting a band. |
Most of you who have known me for years know that I have played bass for a long time. About 10 years, not to be exact. I have also toured and recorded a few times.Anyway, I would like to start a band ...
Posted by Franco on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST |
Answer now for a FREE* shotgun wound! |
Memory-eating videos featuring women with phallic objects interacting with their mouths. A woman "20 years old, and only 30 miles away!!!" points her finger as to say, "hold on one sec, lol!" as she t...
Posted by Franco on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST |
Ian's Phone, you asshole. |
Ian Cooke was nice enough to play at our house last weekend. He has this to say:"I'm so pissed off right now. My phone was stolen while I was playing a house show on Saturday, March 10th @ 47 W. 2nd A...
Posted by Franco on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST |
Bassist Needed for Amphibious Jones! |
With the combination of work, school, working for school, and playing my new , I cannot keep up with my duties as bassist for Amphibious Jones any longer. If you or anyone you know is interested and c...
Posted by Franco on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST |
Texting from a few feet away?!?!?! |
Vamlumtimes Day is approaching. Anyone want to kiss me on the face?
Posted by Franco on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST |
"CBCB" |
Those are my final grades for this semester. I kind of dicked around entirely too much and slept through my speech on "The Psychiatric Misdiagnosis of American People", but "CBCB" has a nice ring to i...
Posted by Franco on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:11:00 PST |
I'm on the Jay Leno show! HAHAHA |
Yea, they were filming on campus and stopped me (hungover and extremely underselpt) to talk about the Jews. The whole piece is a satire of Mel Gibson's recent Jew paranoia. He would ask you questions,...
Posted by Franco on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:01:00 PST |
Yes, I'm trying to scalp some tickets... |
I was recently bestowed two tickets to the Avalanche vs. Minnesota Wild Feb 1st, section 128, row 18 seats 15 and 16. They are each priced at $105.00. I do not have any interest whatsoever in watching...
Posted by Franco on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:54:00 PST |
Get the hell off of my campus, you soul-soliciting fat bastards. |
You may have seen the public bible distribution on campus as of late. The Gideons (.. [gid-ee-uh n], noun, elderly men who choose to exercise their right to free speech by pawning off Jesus Christ in ...
Posted by Franco on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:23:00 PST |
Vegan Food, Booze, and Zombies |
Hey everybody, sorry about the absinthe. The small order came in and was promptly consumed. The large order for the party however, took too long. So, I cancelled it. Better to have a few extra hundred...
Posted by Franco on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:31:00 PST |
