"But seriously, I'm a musician and a dreamer...However I make for interesting conversation and a helluva good time!!! Alright, so I'm a dreamer. What's your schtick?"A little photography too...I took the one you see above...I tell you no lie, the spirits were abound that night.
"Someone who I can't take seriously."
"Allz about it. Play the guitar, bass, banjo, theremin, and I'm the Jimi Hendrix of the flugelhorn. However, I've never played a flugelhorn and I've never covered a Bob Dylan song. I dig Zappa,Mr.Les Claypool Amphibious Jones (My band) and all the wonderfully innovative experiments in timbre and tone that fall on the ears and temporal lobes of those brave enough to waste their time with what may or may not be the finest expenditure of that aforementioned waste of time."
"And as for the other side of the multimedia spectrum, (whats left of it) I like some movies. Particular favorite genres include; Sci-Fi, Horror, and their subsequent subgenres as well. Particular non-favorites include soft porn."
"Yes there indeed exists such a device. When I was a young sprout, not half your estimated height, I came across one in an abandoned cornfield (Harvest season had come and gone) And indeed...There it was. Later, due to the industrialzation of agriculture, we had to move to Memphis to find work. Shortly thereafter, I was whisked away into the future which is now, and discovered that the TV I came across was nothing more then tachyon particles travelling in pneumatic wavelength. and then the thought struck me...I was actually just looking at an abandoned cornfield."
"As for the other 33% of the Multimedia trinity...Yes I am literate and familiar with books. Why, when I was just a little guy, not one dodecahedronth your size, I found a book in an abandoned zebra, and couldn't quite lift the cover to see what it was all about. However all I needed was the title..."Metaphysical Essays Concerning Advanced Studies in Complex Urethane Compounds, Or; why buy the zebra when you can have the book for free?"
"All my heroes are completely and utterly out of their minds"