IsolatedCaveMan

Top interests on my list of fun are... Listening to and createing MUSIC, DRAWING pictures, CREATEING structures out of toys, TRIPPING ACID out in fields on a nice day or during a thunderstorm, eating PIZZA, having sex with either cute young looking twinks or big, fat, huge titted, huge lipped controling black women and climbing trees
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason Haines
Birthday: october 7, 1981
Birthplace: Denver Colorado
Current Location: Centennial Colorado
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6-1
Right Handed or Left Handed: both hands get used
Your Heritage: Itilian
The Shoes You Wore Today: I wear a different shoe on each foot
Your Weakness: dealing with months on end where Acid is dry
Your Fears: future months of seeing no dose
Your Perfect Pizza: Jalapenoas, mushrooms, onions, garlic & pepperoni from Rikos Pizzaria
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Bang a big black chick and a cute little skinny boy twink
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: id laugh myself to the grave if that happened
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fucken god damn A...Im up
Your Best Physical Feature: chest and stomach
Your Bedtime: between 1 and 2 in the morning
Your Most Missed Memory: How the hell do I miss it if I still fucken have it?
Pepsi or Coke: Both garbage, Beer or whine
MacDonalds or Burger King: never either, I eat real food
Single or Group Dates: don't give a shit as long as theres payout
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: That shits garbage, what kinda questions R these
Cappuccino or Coffee: Fuck both of those. That shits as bad as piss
Do you Smoke: smoke what-weed?salvia divinorium?am I a guy?
Do you Swear: I swear to satan more than to god...he hears me
Do you Sing: Ill sing you a fucken lullaby motherfucker
Do you Shower Daily: try monthly
Have you Been in Love: love & care= same yes I care about people & shit
Do you want to go to College: Ill do what I fucken have to
Do you want to get Married: Fuck no, last thing I need is more god damn drama
Do you belive in yourself: I think therefore I am.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oh yeah- un fucken fortinately
Do you think you are Attractive: Threre R so many different perspectaves, everyones attractive to someone
Are you a Health Freak: kinda, I eat really healthy and stay in physical shape.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes...Yes I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: To a great extent love the sound of thubder...especially on ACID.
Do you play an Instrument: uh whatstrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: if it werent for wine I wouldn't be here right now
In the past month have you Smoked: Weed, ciggs, salvia, and PCP
In the past month have you been on Drugs: everything you consume is a drug. You must comsume to exist
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I fucked some people and had some dinners...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: the fuck R those half black half white people mixes? im not a canabole
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: thanks to gravity yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ive taken lots of dumps
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: im so skinny I could hide behind a sighn pole
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: stolen? according to the native americans everything is everyones
Ever been Drunk: to me, beein sober is the drunk
Ever been called a Tease: Been called lots uh things, thats probably 1 of them
Ever been Beaten up: no, but ive been beaten down
Ever Shoplifted: no but ive dropkickted
How do you want to Die: U never actually die whan U realize its a constant dream within a dream
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up...I am what I am
What country would you most like to Visit: Id like to visit Gwannawkwapead on planet Messaboterrian
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: depends on rest of body and who
Favourite Hair Color: depends on rest of body and who
Short or Long Hair: depends on rest of body and who
Height: depends on rest of body and who
Weight: depends on rest of body and who
Best Clothing Style: depends on rest of body and who
Number of Drugs I have taken: everything that goes in is a drug, dumb fuck
Number of CDs I own: I dont own shit, everything is everyones
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Wah wah wah I regret NOTHING...NOTHING-IM GALD IM EVEN HERE ALIVE!!

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