Jeff (Chief Big-Dummy) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Just a big 'ol redneck! and full-0-shit!! I spend alot of time on the water ( chief engineer on a ship) so I dont see land six months of the year. Been married for almost fourteen years to I think the only person that will ever put up with me! We have two boys that prettty much run the house! We live in the best state (Texas), and have a real tight family ( my 'big sis is probably my best friend). A die-hard Astros fan (wifes a Braves fan...yuk!) that never misses a game on tv (we make quit a few games during the year also, season tickets in the family!!). Love to sing (can"t carry a tune in a bucket!) karaoke. Couple of beers and there isn't a song I wont do! It's very disturbing to hear me sing the Bee Gees! And here lately, I've been Snappy the Alligator!! Mascot for Knapp Chevrolet who is the major sponsor for the Houston Roller Derby!! Layout by www.PimpedOut.info

My Interests

My sis and I grew up on Lake Sam Rayburn in east Texas, so water sports are a big thing. (nothing funnier then a 250lb redneck on a slalom!!) I love to kick back with the family and friends, throw some "shoes" (horseshoes for the city folks! Its a game! LOL), travel around somewhat, shoot pool, pretty much enjoy life.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet up with all my old out-0-touch friends! While I'm offshore, I get bored, so anyone, drop me a line. I'll be sure to email back! I would also like to meet that sumbitch that stole my truck in Houston back in 94!! I am however picky about chosing friends on here. If we don't have something in common, then I will not add you just to be doing it.

Music:

"Texas" country rocks!! I can listen to just about anything. Rock, country, etc. I even like some (stressing SOME) hip hop stuff, but that damn slow ass R&B crap makes my ass wanna pucker up and spit!! Anything else I can deal with!!

Movies:

I dont catch to many movies. I do like scifi stuff (but not a Trekkie), action, comedys. I hate those damn girlie movies the wife makes me watch from time to time. If I hear one more damn thing about this "Pitt" guy, I'm loadin up, heading to Hollywood! The real reason him and Jennifer broke up was because of me! He been talkin trash about me, from what I hear!

Television:

LOST!! As if. If they was realy lost, how come the T.V. station keeps getting episodes every damn week? The postal guy wont tell where they are or what? ESPN rocks! And am a huge (can't miss an episode) fan of the new B S G!! That show is soooo awesome!!

Books:

I like fantasy novels like Penthouse, Playboy, etc...!! Ha ha!

Heroes:

Al Bundy!!

My Blog

Hoorayyy me!!

Well, as those of you that read my last blog know, I've been playin hell with the "powers that be" about my engineers pay. So, i've been very unmotivated since then, but now the sun is shinning!! They...
Posted by Jeff (Chief Big-Dummy) on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST

Dedication!

Well, this is my first blog! And those of you that know me know I cant spell for crap, but you will get what I'm saying!! As most of you know, I've been working offshore on vessels since 98. After a f...
Posted by Jeff (Chief Big-Dummy) on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:44:00 PST