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PATRICE

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About Me

I AM A WAY COOL MOM...I am the definition of MILF and have every intention of being a GILF one day..lol...I am single and beautiful...and very independent...one of my favorite things to say is "I got it all by myself without a husband!!" ...I hate men who try to live off of women...MEN without jobs need not apply.....MY CHILDREN TURNED ME ONTO MYSPACE...I LOVE IT....I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF THREE GREAT KIDS...CHAD 22...CHANTEL 20....AND JOSH 18... MY OLDEST IS A MEMBER OF US NAVY...I AM VERY PROUD OF HIM...my daughter is living back home and attends college classes, she is very beautiful on the inside and the outside...my youngest is a senior in high school and a little money maker just like his mom...I am very proud of my baby...I LIVE NEAR JASPER, TX. IN A PLACE CALLED RAYBURN COUNTRY...I LOVE WHERE I LIVE...IT IS LIKE A VACATION ALL YEAR AROUND...WE HAVE A GREAT LAKE TO HANG OUT ON...AND NEW PEOPLE ALWAYS COME TO VISIT...I have my own business that I started 3 years ago..and I am very proud of this...can you say GIRL POWER???...I LIKE TO HAVE FUN WITH MY KIDS AND ENJOY LIFE IN GENERAL...I am highly motivated..ambitious...aggressive...demanding...fun...and funny...I love to laugh and make other people laugh...I have a few personal mottos that I live by in my life and I would like to share them with you the first one is "ALWAYS ASK FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT...ALL ANYONE CAN DO IS TELL YOU NO"...the other one is "LIFE IS TO SHORT TO BE UNHAPPY...IF YOUR UNHAPPY A BIGGER PERCENT OF THE TIME THAN YOU ARE HAPPY...THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT"......AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST NO MAN IS WORTH MAKING YOURSELF MISERABLE OVER...THERE ARE ALWAYS 10 OR MORE THAT WOULD LOVE TO BE IN HIS PLACE...and another thing...I WOULD LIKE TO TELL ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE...TO NOT TAKE ANY CRAP OFF ANY MAN...IF HE'S NOT ACTING RIGHT GET RID OF HIS ASS...and one more thing...IF I were to have a bumper sticker on my car it would say "NOT A BITCH TO F**K WITH"... and everyone would do well to remember this...I am half Italian and believe in paybacks 10 times worse....A few words about my interest in dating or hooking up on myspace...I am not currently interested in being owned or hooking up...I am taking a break from this....so if you want to hang as friends thats cool...but I don't want to lead anyone on...I believe in chemistry...and I know within minutes of meeting someone if it's there or not...and it usually isn't for me....the men I have loved in my life, I knew on the day I met them that we would fall in love....so it gets kinda old blowing off men that it isn't going to happen for...so its easier just to not date until the next guy I am destined to love comes along...(I am in NO HURRY for this to happen)....but I do love the occasional boytoy....I have a weakness for little hotties...lol...just like you men like the young girls...one of my favorite compliments I ever received was from my last great love, Barry...he told me once that...I was all girl, with tiny balls all tucked up inside.....I LOVED THAT COMPLIMENT...it is soooo true.......

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My Interests

I LOVE TO COME UP WITH NEW AND IMPROVED WAYS OF MAKING MONEY..I AM ALL ABOUT MAKING MONEY...LOL....I ALSO LOVE TO READ..CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT A GOOD BOOK...NOSESPRAY...BUBBLE BATHS...SWEET TEA...HAND LOTION...AND GOOD LOVIN'...LOL...BUT REALLY THOSE THINGS INTEREST ME....I like riding 4 wheelers, riding jet skis, shopping, cooking, weekend projects at home, road trips on the weekend.....I AM VERY INTERESTED IN SEEING HOW MY CHILDREN GROW UP AND EVOLVE INTO FULL FLEDGED ADULTS...

I'd like to meet:

MY SOULMATE....ONE WHO I WOULD WANT TO KEEP FOREVER...AND NEVER GET TIRED OF.....I have particular taste in men...most important is a FLAT stomach..I do not like anything BUT a flat stomach...and I like them to be tall and not corn fed...I can't stand steriod looking guys... that's as fake looking as girls with fake boobs...NOT INTERESTED in fake looking guys...and he has to be sweet, secure, honest for the most part and know how to make me feel "LOVED, WORSHIPED, AND ADORED"...because that is the way I plan to make him feel...my motto toward a man is "RUIN HIM FOR ANY OTHER WOMAN"...and I do this!!!I would also be very happy to acquire some female myspace friends....at this time in my life I would rather have a friend to hit the town with...go shopping with...go to Cancun with...and where I live...there aren't many single women my age to hang out with...and my close friends are married....so if you are also a single mom and need a friend then please don't hesitate...cause I am lots of fun and love to go places....and I am a good listener.......http://www.glitter-graphics.com title='Myspace Graphics'

Movies:

I just saw The Holiday...it was Great I will buy that one...I also thought the BREAK UP was great...I saw THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA... it was pretty good...the book was way better....I truly love scary movies...I just saw "Because I Said So...great movie...The pursuit of happiness sucked...boring.....I would much rather read...

Television:

I love to watch E TELEVISION...I really like to watch DOCTOR 90210...because I plan to have a face lift when I finally start to look old...I do not intend to grow old gracefully...I plan to CHEAT!!!!..I love to watch the daily 10...and E News....in the morning CMT....

Books:

I love JACKIE COLLINS...SIDNEY SHELDON...JOANNA LINDSEY...JUDE DEVEROUX...BERTRICE SMALL...STEPHEN KING...JOAN COLLINS...IVANA TRUMP...AND MOTIVATION BOOKS...all my life I thought I HATED Danielle Steele books...until recently when I read the Dating Game..this was an excellent book..and helped me realize that I HATE DATING!!!...it is too much trouble...but I did start reading more of her books and I love the newer ones....

Heroes:

Strong, Successful Women...My Daddy...My Son Chad...My Sister Kristi...Good loyal honest people...
Name: Patrice Renae' Mahoney-Meeks
Birthdate: August 10, 1966
Birthplace: Houston, Tx.
Current Location: Jasper, Tx.
Eye Color: Brilliant Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'4
Weight: 113lb
Piercings: ears
Tatoos: playboy bunny from tanning
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: open to options
Overused Phraze: "Chantel get off the DAMN PHONE!!!...."
FAVORITES
Food: anything expensive..I like Mark's in Houston....
Candy: Godiva Chocolate...I am spoiled...
Number: 7
Color: Red...Yellow for cars, golf carts, jet skis...but RED describes me...
Animal: my Siberian Husky...JADA...she is sooo fine...
Drink: Sweet Tea...I am addicted to it...
Alcohol Drink: Lemondrop Martini...sooo sooo good!!!
Bagel: blueberry with blueberry cream cheese
Letter: Love letter...so sweet....you can save them to make the next guy jealous...
Body Part on Opposite sex: flat stomach is soooo sexy...
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Rootbeer
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Chick Filet
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Both....but mainly coffee
Kiss or Hug: both love to kiss the right guy....
Dog or Cat: like me both....but have an outside dog...
Rap or Punk: I act more punk...but like some rap to dance to
Summer or Winter: love both...love to cuddle in the winter and dress sexy in the summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary all the way...love to be scared...
Love or Money: whats one without the other going to get you for long??
YOUR...
Bedtime: hard for me to do...
Most Missed Memory: my grandmother...
Best phyiscal feature: most men would say my JLO ass....but I have a brick house body...just the truth...and pretty big green eyes..
First Thought Waking Up: I am having a nightmare...do I have to work today???
Goal for this year: this year is over...but I wanted to make over 50k...
Best Friends: Amie Miller,,,Alan Chesnut...Rodney Pearson,,my daughter..Barry Brock...Brooke Jones...Bridget Fowler...David Eckman...Jay Roy
Weakness: I am a real bitch...I think most people are full of shit....
Fears: Big black bugs that fly...toilets...thats pretty much it...I am not scared of anything else...
Heritage: I am white..Italian...Texan...female...etc...
Longest relationship: Michael Meeks...I love you angel-butt...forever....
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: NEVER...okay maybe a few times
Ever Smoked: not really
Pot: not very good at being stoned...sleepy...
Ever been Drunk: less than 10 times...sleepy..
Ever been beaten up: been burned with a curling iron....
Ever beaten someone up: once in a grocery store but my husband the manager got me off of her....she worked in the curtesy booth...
Ever Shoplifted: I think I have...
Ever Skinny Dipped: not with a crowd...the way I look naked is for my man to know and my man only!!!!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no I am gay....what do you think...of course!!!
Been Dumped Lately: I have NEVER been dumped...ever....true!!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: as long as they are pretty eyes...
Favorite Hair Color: dark and long
Short or Long: long...sooooo damn sexy...bald is hot too...
Height: 6ft and up to 6'3....is all good with me....
Style: open on this...but he can't have a gut...NO WAY!!
Looks or Personality: Both...but he has to be funny...like my daddy is...
Hot or Cute depends on how funny he is....
Drugs and Alcohol: no addiction problems with either...social is okay...
Muscular or Really Skinny: no steriod guys no corn fed guys...got it???
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: some...
What country do you want to Visit: I don't know...cause I can't go....
How do you want to Die: peacefully...do not want to drowned...
Been to the Mall Lately: all the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: if I can stay home I do...great day to make love...
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: not really....but do stay thin...
Do you think your Attractive: well yeah...do you think you are???
Believe in Yourself: ALWAYS....
Want to go to College: want to finish...and I will...
Do you Smoke: uh uh
Do you Drink: uh huh
Shower Daily: take baths twice a day or get in hot tub at night...
Been in Love: more than once...love to be in love...
Do you Sing: I love to sing...ha ha ha...
Want to get Married: been there done that...bought the t-shirt...
Do you want Children: I already have a shit load of them...lol...
Have your future kids names planned out: I have my grandkids names picked out they all start with Patrice...lol..
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 89....okay so I lost mine at 17 1/2 to my baby daddy
Hate anyone: no...waste of energy...
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