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Miss T

Two protons stuck together have less mass than two single separate protons!

About Me



I'm.. a bogus employee of Company Zero,
where my only task is to circulate endlessly through
the bars and
restaurants of Los Angeles, in order to give the false
impression that their headquarters are nearby.
I enjoy throwing out good furniture,
bringing in other
people's trash, and locking my friends in closets....for a
very long time.
Would like to have children but not for long-
In fact, I may already have some I don't know about.
Would like to bring the NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
to the masses-in a lo-cost recreational home board game
that anyone can afford. (Coming soon to a store near you)
Seek the answer to the following:
If Jesus was a jew, why did he have a Mexican name?
Here is a test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.fhaphhhhht!

My Interests

Animals Manimals
Pranks Thanks
Toys Boys
Music and Art

Clothes Hose and Ohs!

Shoes Do's Blues Boos Booze Bruise
Clues Coups Dews Do's Ewes Foos Fuse
Goos Groos Hues Loos News
Ooohs!
Screws Roos Snooze Throughs Twos
Who's Woos You's and Zoos!

Dancing Prancing Advancing Enhancing

Sex Specs Wrecks

and...shhh...the smell of band-aids-
in the morning, of course!

I'd like to meet:

My Captors
Your parole officer.George Bush's cocaine dealer.

Someone who wears tight undies with pockets
- they are the window to the soul after all.
Someone who doesn't ask of me "what's wrong?"
when I'm quiet. I suppose I've dug my own hole.
I have a reputation of being "whacky, the life of the
party" and I feel obligated to entertain as that is what
is expected of me. I hate to disappoint.
You don't REALLY know me.
You just think you do.

Music:

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

Movies:

Schmovies

Television:

Schmelovision.(wait...i think i just invented something)

Books:

Excel and d-bases for schizophrenics.

Heroes:

Sometimes I Feel It When You're Down On Your Knees....

My Blog

BUDDHA...

...because as the Buddha taught, the suffering of beings is caused by their ignorance of reality. We want things we can't get, we get things we don't want, and if we do get what we want, we lose it....
Posted by MISS TORI on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1099355408ywm

I swear by it!
Posted by MISS TORI on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WELCOME

land no man can stand the pain less people staring through the sealed door step welcome greeting there is no way out...
Posted by MISS TORI on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST