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Steave Gash

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About Me

I am a member of a secret society of printers founded by Benjamin Franklin .I guess its not a secret society now,I'm such a blabbermouth. But you are my friends,I can trust you.Right? Our philosophies are based on knowledge passed down from early scribes as well as engravers such as those who designed the popular hieroglyphics in egypt as well as those who carved the Rosetta Stone and countless others. Its really cool dude. I am afflicted with a disorder called dyslexia. (Did I spell that right? har har,rim shot) Despite its drawbacks,many dyslexics demonstrate unusual creative skills in fields such as art,music, engineering,architecture and especially comedy not to mention they are phenomenal in bed.Just ask my wife,she'll tell you. I can sleep better than the best of them. I have written and performed in numerous bands including Estrus superstars THE MORTALS which has cds available on Amazon or other fine entertainment sources or I can burn you copies for free because I am really swell. I have also worked with B+ Productions on the VAMPS series as an actor, composer and technical advisor. Yes "GASH" is really my true family name. The earliest records of my ancestors in this country dated 1727 record their last name as Gash. The spelling was later changed to TCH instead of SH, I don't know why. I am related to both the Cash and Carter famlies as well as William the Conquerer,George Washington,Thomas Jefferson,John and John Quincy Adams,John Tyler,William H. Taft,JfK,Abraham Lincoln,(most all on their mothers sides) Lillie Langtry,Jim Morrison,Carole Lombard,Junior Samples AND John Bonham.I am also a Sparrow,Crow,Hauck and Duck. I am a Black, White, Brown, Gray and Green. All that really means is that I like genealogy. I like big words like anthropomorphism. I also like subatomic particles and fizzy drinks. If you want to know more, the CIA has extensive files on me or ask your mom. She'll know.( and tell her to quit calling me at the office) As a rule,I do not deny anyone from being on my friends list with few exceptions regardless of their political beliefs even if they are crazy right wing lunatics as, long as they're cute and since I know that my own beliefs are the correct ones I do not fear those who have different ones.Besides, in the end you all will be thinking like me,Bwahahaha.Kissy kiss.Your results:
You are Venom
Venom 77%
Dr. Doom 76%
The Joker 75%
Dark Phoenix 75%
Apocalypse 72%
Poison Ivy 72%
Mystique 70%
Magneto 69%
Mr. Freeze 67%
Lex Luthor 64%
Juggernaut 58%
Two-Face 58%
Catwoman 52%
Riddler 51%
Green Goblin 46%
Kingpin 43% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
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My Interests

music,guitars,cool stuff,my family,indian food,tarot cards,jakalopes,mentally stimulating and funny people,ectoplasm,movies,coffee,metaphysical and spiritual sciences,rocket sauce,womens clothing,peanut butter and banana sandwiches,whatever Elvis likes,ghost pirate soup,the natural,unnatural,the supernatural,nature Which David Lynch movie are you?
you are: wild at heart
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I'd like to meet:

Chucky Cheese and or "The Pips". People who don't owe me money.Anton Shewitski,Martin Azerski,August Gatch,Kazmier Janikas,Charles Gudlik and Frank Razetski
What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Musician

Doo doo de doo waaaa doo de doo! (<-- That's you playing something.) Everyone appreciates the band/orchestra geeks and the pretty voices. Whether you sing in the choir, participate in a school/local band, or sit at home writing music, you contribute a joy to society that everyone can agree on. Yay! Welcome to actually doing something for poor, pathetic human souls. (Just kidding.)


Science/Math Nerd
Drama Nerd
Literature Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Social Nerd
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Anime Nerd
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Music:

SATAN DEALERS, Spooky Lawson and the Dead End Revival,TWANGU!,Dunter Bogan Band, ac/dc,hasil adkins,Dewey Cox,agent orange,the amino acids,ann margret,anti-nowhere league,davie allan and the arrows,louis armstrong,classic aerosmith,arctic monkeys,animals,Hoyt Axton,b52s,count baltes,john barry(early stuff),bauhaus,beatles,Bebe Buell band,bto,BANTAM,black sabbath,blue cheer,blues magoos,blondie,,boyce and hart,bow wow WOW,bikini kill,arthur brown,the brood,buzzcocks,cab calloway,wendy carlos,johnny cash,catholic girls,cheap trick,cheap chick,chocolate watchband,clash,alice cooper,elvis costello (the nick lowe albums)Jayne County,count five,cramps,cycle sluts from hell,the cult,DR. BUTCHER,the damned,dick dale,dead boys,deep purple,dead kennedys,devo,Neil Diamond,dickies,dictators,dio,doors,fats domino,dave edmunds,roky erickson,45 grave,tom glazer,grand funk,Flat Duo Jets,foo fighters,funkadelic,fallout boy,gonn,green day,the green door(cincy)girlschool,gun club,nina hagen,Pearl Harbor and the Explosions,the haunted,rev. horton heat,jimi hendrix,bernard herman,the hickoids,unknown hinson,HIVES,howlin' wolf,Holly (and the Italians) Vincent, iron maiden,wanda jackson,janis joplin,joan jett,Jet,judas priest,killer barbies,gene krupa,the kingsmen,kiss,lancelot link and the evolution revolution,leadbelly,tom lehrer,led zeppelin,julie london,love,nick lowe,L7,lunachicks,moam,mc5,misfits,monkees,mono men,Patsy Montana, (early)morricone,motorhead, nashville pussy,neptunas,new york dolls,ny loose,999,buck owens,only ones,pixies,elvis presley,pretenders,tom petty,louis prima,prodigy,purple filth,suzi quatro,queen,rabbit hash string band,rainbow,ramones,django reinhardt,replacements,runaways,brian setzer,sex pistols,shocking blue,patti smith,spinal tap,system of a down,stanley bros,stiff little fingers,stones,lenny and the squigtones,squirrel nut zippers,stones,stooges,superkools,sweet,TWIN ENGINES,tenacious d,tex and the horseheads,big mama thornton,THEO,toilet boys,toyah,trashwomen(even though they hate me),X(Billy Zoom years),velvet underground,ventures,Who,John"lost in space"Williams,John Williams the guitarist,white trash debutantes,Los Yetis,yardbirds,all Carpe Mortem artists,particular types of electronic music especially those which feature theremin or moog,dirty and overdriven with lotsa feedback and distortion and intensity.anything rockabilly,psychedelic,blues, 77 style punk,swing,electronica.music in all genres,anything good. ( for starters)
Dinah Cancer! of 45 Grave!

Movies:

The Dewey Cox Story,GhostRider,Jason meets Elmo,Jason and Freddie Go To White Castle,Nightmare on Sesame Street,2000 maniacs, (anything by HG Lewis) Hot Fuzz, THEY LIVE! My super exgirlfriend,hellboy, ken kong,Borat, night of the hunter, ,skulls,altered states, a clockwork orange,astrozombies,flesh gordon,any zucker bros., channel guide the movie, DUDE! where's my giant robot car? Spy Kids 3D,Shark Boy & Lava Girl, Sin City,Planet Terror,all robert rodriguez,shaun of the dead, rock and roll biography films ie. walk the line,buddy holly story,la bamba etc. The Jerk,hitchcock,shrek,fistfullofdollars,Shoot em up, ,abbott and costello meet Satan,dr. strangelove,fast times at arizona state mental institute,faster pussycat (all russ meyer)flesh for frankenstein,frankenstein unbound,bride of frankenstein,lisztomania,the music lovers,Ken Russell generally,mystery men,Barney vs Godzilla,little big man,monty python and the holy grail, Xmen,plan 9(any wood),pulp fiction,kill bill,repo man,UNBREAKABLE,eternal sunshine,being john malkovich,house of 1000 corpses,from beyond,mad monster party,metropolis,rocky horror,austin powers,TROMA films,Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow,Star Wars,Blue Harvest,Massacre at bill goodman's gun and knife show,one flew over the cukoo's nest,yojimbo,the good the bad and the ugly,Spider man 1+2+3,spinal tap,orgazmo,anything with Brinke Stevens or Michele Bauer or Linnea Quigley or Amber Newman,young frankenstein(any Mel Brooks),return of the living dead,Donnie Darko,dead alive, lotr,bad taste,wizard of oz,anything by David Lynch,anything by jon waters,marx brothers,Kevin Smith films,matrix 1,anything Ray Harryhausen worked on,house of flying daggers,King Kong,the lost world(original one)any Drew Barrymore,Dr Phibes, anything with Vincent Price,anything with Kate Hudson,Billy Wilder,any terry gilliam,anything with Karloff,Lon Chaney Sr., Lugosi,Peter Lorre,VAMPS! 50's Sci-fi,(great soundtrack) being a student of the cinema I enjoy most film with any kind of artistic merit.I especially enjoy old b horror films(like Dr.X,Dracula's Daughter,Cat People,Hands of Orlac,etc)film noir and German expressionistic stuff and vintage propaganda films.Anything dark and moody or light and happy.

Television:

television is a mindless vacuum. I have no interest in such things, blah blah blah. It amuses me when people on myspace say that sort of thing in this section. Hello! Comon already selfrighteous pseudo-intellectuals. YOU HAVE A MYSPACE PAGE!okaychannel guide,monkees,jack benny,robot chicken,the daily show,the colbert report,munsters,cpa case files,batman,Ali G,star trek(original series),Sarah Silverman,Metalocalypse,lost in space,pee wee's playhouse,Hee Haw,i dream of broccoli,dexters lab,sponge bob,who's pig is this,lil bush,harvey birdman,past prime playhouse,kids in the hall,simpsons,uncle al,skipper ryle,robot chicken,most adult swim stuff,the 50/50 club,twilight zone,family guy,most stuff on the comedy channel,history channel,the young ones,outer limits,robot chicken,billy and mandy,monty python,myth busters,south park,the andy milonakis show,test pattern(black and white one with the indian and the high pitched mind control tone)did I mention Robot Chicken?

Books:

Adams curse by Bryan Sykes,EDDA,Folk Songs of North America by Alan Lomax,Drawing on the right side of the brain,The Journals: A message from the council of ancients,the sociopath next door by Martha Stout(highly recommended!)The flip, The Truth About Fonzie , BARNEY'S GUIDE TO THE KAMA SUTRA Plato=The Republic. other faves include REBEL HEART by Bebe Buell.any POE (he's the best,why do you think they call it POE-try),Black Elk Speaks,Carl Jung, Joseph Campbell, Karen Armstrong,The Making of a Monster by Gail Peterson,Please Kill Me,Books by Bill Bryson,Lies My Teacher Told Me, Lies Across America,Guitar for Dummies,nuclear warheads for dummies( all the for Dummies books )Books about UFOs and ghosts,Huxley,H.G. Wells,Vonnegutt,Hunter Thompson,metaphysical stuff, , philosophy of time travel,,prosperity through exploitation,religious propaganda that tells me I am evil,Pat the Bunny,Captain Underpants, YOUR DIARY!, and books with lots of pictures and not too many words.I like coloring books too! I've been known to read pornography as long as its good Christian wholesome porno.

Heroes:

Travis Bickel,Jonathan E.

My Blog

Who will get my vote

Politics is all about sucking up,plain and simple. Who is the nicest to me and who will give me the best stuff is how to get on my good side. Last night we took our children tick or treating in the be...
Posted by Steave Gash on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 09:12:00 PST

Jesus was your grandpa

The Divinci Code professes that Jesus had offspring. If this was true, the likelihood that you are one of his descendants is extremely good. If you read my previous blog about being descended from Wi...
Posted by Steave Gash on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:02:00 PST

relativity

          As you well know, or you haven't been paying attention, I've been obsessively and or compulsively been mapping out my family tree. I discovered t...
Posted by Steave Gash on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:46:00 PST

psycho update,

After an attempt was made on my brother's life this past weekend, I was finally given kudo's for pointing out that the wanna be murderer was a psychopath and was a potential danger to society. The Cle...
Posted by Steave Gash on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:42:00 PST

the map

I have become aware of the map. The universe is much smaller now.I have seen you all before and I will likely see you again.1. It is strange. It cycles like ripples in water.The water is the same. The...
Posted by Steave Gash on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:00:00 PST

conversion time

It is time to stop using petroleum. It is time to stop supporting extortionists and terrorists. Lets all convert to alcohol fuel which can be made cheaply and easily from any organic material. In fact...
Posted by Steave Gash on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:34:00 PST

Hey Kids! Wanna make your fortune?

http://www.runet.edu/~wkovarik/papers/fuel.html
Posted by Steave Gash on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:45:00 PST

The right stuff

          Two fellows get on a train, one a navy man , the other air force. They were headed home, taking some leave from the big one. The two engaged in conver...
Posted by Steave Gash on Mon, 19 May 2008 04:08:00 PST

the Morrison connection

Since I have Morrisons in my family, I thought I would see if I was related to Jim Morrison. As it turns out, Yes. I wasn't too suprised knowing that both of our Morrison ancestors came from the same ...
Posted by Steave Gash on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:54:00 PST

beyond the veil

  It was a strange day. We'd been awating the birth of our new baby, I kept seeing 88's all morning. It was April the 8th as well. I was reminded of Bebe Buell's 22s she mentions in her...
Posted by Steave Gash on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST