WHOOP! Thank You Aggies |
If someone were to tell me that I would one day be pulling for the Aggies to win a game I would have slapped the piss out of them for such a suggestion. That's not unlike calling a nun a whore.
Anyway...
Posted by Nemo on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST |
Cigarette? |
The following story may be disturbing to some and caution is advised due to the graphic nature of this blog.
The following is a true story that occurred in early December of 2001.
It w...
Posted by Nemo on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST |
Gastric Evacuations at 70 MPH |
Ever have a random memory hit your cranium like a 12 pound sledge hammer? It happened to me this morning on my way to work.
It was five years ago and I was treating a young kid for a cocaine overdose...
Posted by Nemo on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:46:00 PST |
Canine Inflation |
Yesterday my black Labrador Retriever, Boomer, told me how nervous he was about inflation. He reminded me that his favorite dog food has increased .99 cents in price.
I told him not to worry and...
Posted by Nemo on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST |
I'm in Corporate Hell |
To those of you who have wondered where I have been and why I've been so quiet as of late, read the following and you may understand why I'm on suicide watch!
What happened to the good old days...
Posted by Nemo on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST |
Ain't that a Kick to the Head |
Good morning! I hope that this here blog finds you happy and doing well on an Autumn Thursday. Since my last post was so serious in nature, I thought I'd write something light today. First, though, I'...
Posted by Nemo on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:22:00 PST |
Sans Family 2006 |
I awoke this morning to the writhing pain of half a hang-over and a screaming alarm clock that seemed to rival the decibel levels of a 747 on take off. "What a fucking strange dream", I thought to mys...
Posted by Nemo on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST |
Down? Several Hundred Reasons to Live! |
A-B BUD Light USA-B BUDWEISER USA-B BUSCH USA-B DOC OTIS'S Hard Lemonade USA-B MICHELOB Amber Bock USA-B MICHELOB Black & Tan USA-B MICHELOB Hefe Weizen USA-B MICHELOB Honey Lager USA-B MICHELOB L...
Posted by Nemo on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST |
My Daily Prayer |
Our lagerWhich art in barrelsHallowed be thy drinkThy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)At home as it is in the tavernGive us this day our foamy headAnd forgive us our spillageAs we forgive those who sp...
Posted by Nemo on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST |
For Taylor |
Dear Abby...
Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Dallas, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of San ...
Posted by Nemo on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST |
