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J. Whiting

Writer, Comedian, Landlord

About Me

I make my living writing. I'm also a small-time landlord. (I'm like Mr. Roper but with more hair & less homophobia.)

My Interests

I love reading and writing. I listen to podcasts. I enjoy sci-fi and thinking about the future. I don't eat mammals. I think I may be harbouring an interest in nice clothes. I'm a nerd with better hair.

I'd like to meet:

People who are interested in ideas and want to leave the world a better place than it was when they arrived.

Music:

I went to a semi fucked-up high school that didn't let people listen to music. We also weren't allowed to have girlfriends or pets. Masturbation was also frowned upon. Most everything, in fact, was frowned upon. By the time I'd left high-school, my musical tastes were shot, but my frowning muscles were world class. These days, I volunteer-frown for worthy causes like the state-sanctioned torture that's taking place in America's so-called "dark" prisons. (And that's even after I learned that "dark" doesn't necessarily mean that every prisoner in there is either black or brown. Even though that's also true, I'm told it's just a coincidence.)

Movies:

You know what's better than going to a good movie? Going to a good movie stoned. It's like putting the movie on entertainment steriods. Plot problems? What plot problems? All I'm thinking about is how delicious pop corn and Junior Mints are when eaten together. Your witty script-doctored dialog dazzles me. Your soundtrack? Moving and evocotive. 10 stars.

Television:

Best show on TV? The Wire. You'll never look at cops and robbers that same again. Brilliant writing, incredible performances. This show kicks ass in all departments. I also like, Rome, 30 Rock and Dirty Jobs.

Books:

You know what's embarassing? Misspelling embarrassing? Hardly. It's being in your 30s and reading a kids book alone on the subway. Nothing screams "creepy" like rocking a 3-day beard as you rifle through a book that has a girl hugging a tiger on the cover. And that should give you a pretty good idea of how good Philip Pullman kids' series, "His Dark Materials" is. You'll sneak in a couple of pages while you're waiting for your drink at the bar. Serious. Pullman wrote an amazing trilogy that simultaneously pounds the shit out of organised religion while making you want to live a better life. Great stuff.

Heroes:

People who dedicate their lives to making the world a better place. David Suzuki. Carl Sagan. Bill Maher.

My Blog

Jeanne’s Centaur show!

Hey all,If you want to get something for Jeanne this Chrifsmas, why not make her so happy and go see the show that's she's doing at Centaur Theatre.I saw and loved the Urban Tales last week and althou...
Posted by J. Whiting on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:58:00 PST

Jeanne Featured in Montreal Magazine

Jeanne was this month's featured artist at Montreal Magazine. Check out the short piece here. [Update: The article was written by Montreal funny-person DeAnne Smith. I've blogged about her here and re...
Posted by J. Whiting on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:21:00 PST

CBC Radio Demo Now Online: Looking for Feedback

Hi MySpacers.You heard it here second. As posted over at jwhiting.com, here is the "what's it going to sound like" demo for the new CBC radio series that Jeanne and I pitched to the network back in De...
Posted by J. Whiting on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

Animation Mock-Ups

Hey MySpacers,I've been behind in posting on MySpace. Here's an update. (As always, you can see my most up-to-date posts at jwhiting.com which looks unbroken when you browse with Firefox.)Here's the p...
Posted by J. Whiting on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

My Stand Up Audio: Now 'Subscribeable'!

Hey all.Lots of stuff going on over at my blog SDtSU including a prize that remains to be won, but I wanted to give all of my mySpace buddies a special notice about my new stand up podcasts. The first...
Posted by J. Whiting on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST

Last Night: A MySpace Story

(Posted on Sitting Down to Stand Up on Nov 23rd.)So last night, I called my buddy, to see if he wanted to head over to  to check out some comedy, but he was planning on a long night of fantasiz...
Posted by J. Whiting on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

Tasty Text

(Posted on Sitting Down to Stand Up on Nov. 22)A cognitive neurophysiologist named Julia Simner has identified at least 10 people who involuntarily taste words when they hear them. (Hey comics, this g...
Posted by J. Whiting on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:52:00 PST

Picture of Elephant in the Womb

There's nothing necessarily funny or satirical here, but holy fuck, look at this picture of a fetus elephant in the womb!Via Huffington Post. More here....
Posted by J. Whiting on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

I want to be a "Fire" Fighter...

Boing Boing recently brought my attention to this hilarious photo set on Flickr that's all about quotation mark abuse.I especially like this particular photo from Flickr's "srhbth" who captions his ph...
Posted by J. Whiting on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST

Tenacious D-athon

(Posted on my blog Sitting Down to Stand Up on Nov. 22.)I discovered Tenacious D's Fuck Her Gently with my buddies back in the early 00's and clambered eagerly aboard the Jack Black train of intensity...
Posted by J. Whiting on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST