Fact: I'm Italian, Scottish, Danish and German.
Side Note: That does not mean I was concieved in an orgy.
Fact: I have a nuclear family.
Side Note: That has nothing to do with plutonium.
Fact: I love making people laugh.
Side Note: Babies are not "people", neither are the homeless.
Fact: I speak French.
Side Note: Not well.
Fact: I don't have a golbladder, or tonsils.
Side Note: If my appendix bursts, I will have my floating ribs removed at the same time, so I will be a bionic woman. Known as "Future Chanty."
Fact: I'm Agnostic
Side Note: Jesus still loves me.
Fact: I am afraid of dolls.
Side Note: Dolls are unlike bears in the sense, that they are not "just as scared of you as you are of them."
Fact: My license is 3600$ dollars to renew.
Side Note: My kids can drive themselves to soccer practice.
Fact: I look really good in wife beaters, way better than Deanne Smith does.
Side Note: That was uncalled for.
Fact: I hate flying, but don't mind heights.
Fact: I have turtles
Side Note: They are Ninjas, but not the ones you are thinking of.
Fact: My mother is getting a new hip.
Side Note: We will here on in refer to her as "Future Marilyn."
Fact: I have really great eyebrows. plain layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
HotFreeLayouts
