I'm a dead former used car salesman that has become a huge star in the Underworld. I'm the star of an amazing live stageshow every year at Saunders Farm. During the rest of the year I star in Underworld movies and television game shows, pick at my scabs and stretch out my quads.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Mortimer Toad (so that I can put him behind bars).
