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Alex

I am here for Networking

About Me

When you think about it, with the number of human beings being born every day on this planet, someone like me was bound to happen eventually. So basically what I am saying is that anything that I might have done, or will do, is merely the result of statistical extrapolation. I bear no personal responsibility for any of it. You have a problem with that, you can contact my lawyer. As a matter of courtesy, before you contact my lawyer give me a 24 hour notice, so that I may hire a lawyer. Also, I might need to borrow a few hundred bucks, maybe more than that. You wouldnt want me to have to get some crappy lawyer, would you?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fascists from the 1920s, men pretending to be women while online (I cancelled my aol account years ago, but I sort of miss it). People with far too much time on their hands, and people who wear sandwich board ads for a living. People who think there are two kinds of people, people who know better. The 3 people left out there that don't know Rabbit. Christian Fundamentalists, especially if they tend to fall for sucker punchs. Anybody who has returned from the dead to fight crime. People who know what Esperanto is and think it is especially funny. William Shatner but for the life of me I cannot tell you why. Presidential cantidates who smoked pole but did not inhale. Attractive first cousins. Anyone who is willing to act impressed by my computer. People that passed mandatory anger management classes by virtue of intimidation. Physicists (or anybody) who know, and can empirically show me, what the shape of the universe is. God, or one of his subsidiaries.