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Johnny Cowboy

Die Motherfuckers!!! Die!

About Me


"If you're looking at things with the right set of eyes, people are endlessly fascinating and then of course if you look at it the wrong way, then the whole world is horrible and tedious and boring. -That's the battle really."
John Cusack

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Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.
You would make an excellent:
Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor
The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary. What's Your Ideal Career?
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The Shock Jock
-so, you could say your humor style is:
DARK-SPONTANEOUS-VULGAR
(57% dark, 53% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. It is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening
-to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely:
(a) you have no limits
(b) you have no scruples and
(c) you have no job.
Ironically, it's your type of humor
that can make the biggest bucks in show business!
PEOPLE LIKE YOU:
Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr - Lewis Black - Borat
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My Interests


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Y E S W E C A N !!


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I helped in the production of this television pilot in 2007.

Although this project no longer exists, PIXEL BROTHERS INC. in Chicago, IL is searching America for a host for its new motorcycle show.
Click here to check it out: WOMAN MOTORCYCLE RIDERS CASTING CALL======================================
I KEEP BAD THINGS FROM HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE!
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-Most homes start at $99.00.
Wouldn't you like to keep bad things from happening to good people, too?
Then ask yourself:
Which family member or loved one, do I care about most, who would benefit by being protected by a state of the art ADTâ„¢ Life and Fire Safety System?
Why? Because it may be worth a great deal to you!
The reason is because I also have a referral program through my company.
I offer my ADTâ„¢ MySpace Referral Partners up to $100.00 U.S. dollars for each referral they provide me. Payment is made after the installation of the state of the art ADTâ„¢ Life amd Fire Safety System.
Keep bad things from happening to good people!
Contact me for more information.
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I also do other stuff like this:

Videography/ Video Editing/
Poetry/ writing fiction, songs or just about anything with words.
-day-dreaming.../ Nature/ Camping/ /River Rafting/ Gambling/ Women/
Music/ Live Music/ Loud Music/ -da bass guitar and anything with Rhythm/ da obbsessive consumtion of Coffee/ A Solid Game of Chess/ Throwing Darts, Shooting Pool,
Elaborately Simple Yet Elusive Spirituality/ Magical and Mystical Mythology/
da-Numerology/ da-Astrology/ and da-funky Feng Shui/
Driving way to Fast/ Getting down on the dance floor/
Dining Out (Fine/Casual)/ Staying up way to late/
basking in the moonlight only to go mad/
Other KR8iV EndEaVors/
and...ahhh... blah, blah,blah...blah-blippity-blah.

I'd like to meet:


G O D!

He is the Creator.

Music:

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Beta Band/ Radiohead/ The Chemical Brothers/ Cat Power/ King Missile/
Susan Tedeschi/ LizPhair/ Patti Smith/ Norah Jones/ Cowboy Junkies/ Bjork
Beck/ The Cure/ The Kinks/ Ramones/ Wilco/ Janes Addiction/ Elvis Costello/
Tom Waits/ Tom Jones/ Roxy Music/ Princess Superstar/
Lords of Acid/ Benny Bennasi...
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KMFDM
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Movies:

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.. You scored asCaptain Jack Sparrow.

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into
trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. -Or maybe a mixture of all three.
Captain Jack Sparrow


92%
Indiana Jones
83%
Batman, the Dark Knight
83%
Neo, the "One"
79%
James Bond, Agent 007
75%
El Zorro
75%
Maximus
67%
The Terminator
67%
Lara Croft
67%
William Wallace
63%
The Amazing Spider-Man
58%
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Sean Of The Dead/ A Dirty Shame/ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas/ Fight Club/ Twelve Monkeys/ American History X (norton!) /Usual Suspects/ Resevoir Dogs/ Gladiator/300
-any movie with women shooting guns - LeFemme Nikita/ Tomb Raider/ Charlie's Angels/ RunLolaRun/ Resident Evil/ Underworld/
Once Upon a time in Mexico/ El-Mariachi
I Said G U N S Baby! -
Here's a few more:
Bad Lieutenant/ Goodfellas/ Pulp Fiction/ Full Metal Jacket/ Stripes/ Matrix/ Borat/ Waking LIfe/ The Secret/ High Fidelity/ Gross Pointe Blank/ Citizen Cane/ Anchorman/ Taledega Nights/ Walk Hard -The Dewey Cox Story/
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..some twisted shit, too: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon/
Killer Clowns from Outer Space/ Amazon Women on the Moon/ Spinal Tap/
Waiting For Guffman/ Best In Show/ Bowling 4Columbine/ The Big Lebowski/ +Cohen Bros. stuff (Miller's Crossing)
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I will always say my love for motion pictures is great.
Now, the Hollywood aspect is a totally adventurous tale...
...to get a taste of it, I've posted my [DRUID BLOG] below:
Now, my love for the movies is great. The Hollywood aspect is totally a whole other story.
This is where the spin really begins:
...........You see, once upon a time, long, long ago, the Druids lived in Northern Europe. They, along with countless others, were suddenly put under the persecution of the Ever-So Evil Catholic Church, by what is now known as the Spanish Inquisition. For some odd reason, this was somehow a seemingly ripe time for meaningless torture and slaughter for and in the name of Christ and and his Earthly annointed spokesman, the human, yet deathly inhumane Pope, the fearless leader of the Catholic Church.
(I personally think Mercury went retrograde four times that first year while Mars was also probably bombarding us in some sort of retrograde mode for most of the year,too, yuk!).
Well anyways, the Druids were up north and word came to them about this dastardly motley crew coming their way. These ancient Druids had been using very powerful magic and spellcasting with a divine form of especially enchanting magical sticks, or wands, made from holly trees, which they would conceal in their attire, for centuries. They too, were fearless like the Pope.
You see, by simply waving these wands of holly, they could create fantastic and elaborate illusions out of thin air and make anybody see anything they wanted them to see. So, they sneaked off mysteriously into the forest, slipping through the grips of the Inquisition with their cunning and skillful illusions.
Escaping the persecution of the Pope unscathed, they fled to the new world. They were sensing this was the begining of more death and meaningless slaughter and they couldn't escape it forever. More importantly, they did this because they knew the old world wisdom of the true secret to a long life: ..."The secret to a long life is knowing when it's time to go."
These prophetic and enchanting Druids came here to America and slowly migrated westward across the wilderness of virgin forests, to where the land was truly free. Eventually settling on the west coast, the Druids finally gave their magical wooden wands of holly their new resting place, in a place which is well known by the whole entire world. Of course, I speak of none other than Hollywood, their present home! How about that! Praise the Druids!
Long live the Druids!
...and may they continue to make amazing movies with all their wonderful wands of Holly!

--Brad Pitt is a Druid, by the way...

Television:


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IF I HAD ONE SHOW TO WORK ON IT WOULD BE THE
CONAN OBRIAN SHOW
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Check out my YOU TUBE site!

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Books:



...Books about GOD's Quirky World, His Benevolant Nature and tidbits about anyone of his creations
(including the ultimate bad-boy, his fallen angel).


Heroes:


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G O D!
...just go see the
[HEROES BLOG]
{From Jesus to Cinderella}.
-A Lesson In Culture
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Jesus is one. John is another, -he is a God of reason and pleasin' (hehe). The rest can be found in Mythological Archetypes, Fairy Tales, Fables and Nursery Rhymes. I believe we as a culture have lost the sense to see the treasure of these powerful and wise tales. Any heroe's characteristic one would choose can be found in these types of tales. The wisdom is fierce in Greek Mythology as well as Fairy Tales, et al. These mighty myths and fancy fairy tales where passed down from generation to generation through stories told by word of mouth.
Even since the time when they began to be written, these stories still had different spins put on them, depending on the culture, the class and time period. Cultures separated by hundreds of miles such as the American Indian, Chinese, Arabic as well as Celtic, in some instances have very similair mythology. How can this be? I believe it is important enough for me to be aware of and pay attention to these myths and fairy tales. Nowadays, movies are the vehicle where myth and culture are weaving themselves into the fabric of our modern society and culture. Its funny how much they depend on the same old archetypes and characters from the past. Hey, do any of you girls out there know a lot about the Cinderella story?
Yep, the girl who had to do kitchen work before her prince came around. Ya, she lived in the basement, where she had to clean the ashes from the chimney. It was dirty work, cleaning up all those cinders (thats how she got her name) and ashes from the chimney, which they would be using ALL the time. You remember all the hard work she had to do for her step-mother and step-sisiters. Was that bogus or what? Well, in the end she got her man and that is what is implanted in all you girls from a very young age (now thanks to Disney). My 3-year old niece has been watching her Cinderella DVD hundreds and hundreds of times. -Be careful who your heroes are. You may become them. As far as my neice is concerned, she'll probably learn how to do housework and cleaning thanks to Cinderella. Now, there's nothing wrong with that.
It leads to the age old question...Does life express art or does art express life? Who are my heroes? I have both kinds. Some in the real world as well as in make believe.
This woman is also a creator.
PRESS PLAY & WATCH HER AMAZING SAND CREATIONS!!!

My Blog

White rabbit...

ENJOY THIS WONDERFUL MESSAGE OF FAITH AND HOPE!!JOHN T========================================================A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint.The ra...
Posted by Johnny Cowboy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DRUIDS!

My love for the movies is great. Now, the Hollywood aspect is totally a whole other story. This is where the spin really begins: ...........You see, once upon a time, long, long ago, the Druids lived ...
Posted by Johnny Cowboy on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:51:00 PST

HEROES:

Jesus is one. John is another, -he is a God of reason and pleasin' (hehe). The rest can be found in Mythological Archetypes, Fairy Tales, Fables and Nursery Rhymes. I believe we as a culture have lost...
Posted by Johnny Cowboy on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:55:00 PST

ONCE AGAIN, ONCE MORE

ONCE AGAIN, ONCE MORE The distance beyond the amateur abused by not just few. Appealing to prospective folks, seeking news from you.Clip the monstrous beings, whentheir fangs shine with delight. Oh,...
Posted by Johnny Cowboy on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:58:00 PST

Adam Sandler's Accurate Horoscopes!

WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?Adam Sandler Astrology!Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to beprogressive. You lie a great deal. You make the samemistakes repeatedly because you a...
Posted by Johnny Cowboy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

VINE SCHEMATIC

============VINE SCHEMATIC============RAPED BY BELIGERANCE, INHERENTLY LURKING IN MY SURROUNDINGS. I NEED THIS. I NEED THISAS THE AMORPHOUS FOILAGE BLEEDS, IT SEEMS SO PRETENTIOUSTO BE WITHOUT, OR D...
Posted by Johnny Cowboy on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:12:00 PST

A Purely Elemental Shift

A Purely Elemental ShiftA purely elemental shift in thinking, did it result in a disastrous event? The gears, gregariously grinding while the torque on the walls of my skull bring me to the magical r...
Posted by Johnny Cowboy on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:26:00 PST

SO, what do YOU say after SEX?

WHAT DOES YOUR SIGN SAY ABOUT YOUR AFTER SEX CONVERSATION?=======================AriesOkay, let's do it again...TaurusI'm hungry - pass the pizza...GeminiHave you seen the TV remote?CancerWhen are we ...
Posted by Johnny Cowboy on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 04:12:00 PST

Rotten-scopes:

Just plain ROTTEN!Rotten-scopesAries (March 21-April 19): You're a tyrant, and that's one of your better qualities! You don'tfinish anything you start. You're so damn competitive that even if there's ...
Posted by Johnny Cowboy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOOK BLOG

IRON JOHN by Robert Bly/// WILD AT HEART by John Eldridge/// THE RICHEST MAN IN BABOLON by Richard S. Clasen/// DEMOCRACY FOR THE FEW by Michael Parenti/// THE SCREWTAPE LETTERS by C.S. Lewis/// LOOKI...
Posted by Johnny Cowboy on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:16:00 PST