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Lord of the pawn and pen

Try not! Do or do not. There is no try.

About Me


..Welcome to the domain of S.. .

I am a teacher and writer in Phoenix, Arizona, the ever-dry wasteland of masochists of old and masochists of now who deny themselves moisture, scenery, and sanity.

In the works currently in the land of S , the history of the famed Nemari people. Whew, this could take a while, people.

..Synopsis of "The Immaculate Stone."..

Anela always wanted to be a priestess of Phoeron. At the youthful age of seventeen, she meets both fortune and misfortune, as her mother is murdered and she is finally invited to join the clergy. Is the timing of these events merely coincidental? Or has something dark and deadly entered Anela's life...

Soon, she finds herself thrust into an adventure of danger and deceit, where the only one she can trust is a barbaric giant-man from the Northland.

Who is the sadistic magician what hunts her? What lies in the barbarian tribe's stolen sacred chest? Who is responsible for her mother's death?

And most importantly, what is the Immaculate Stone?



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My Interests

Writing creative fiction, playing chess, playing piano, singing, and coming up with new ways to torture young minds.

I'd like to meet:

Ralph Wiggum.

Music:

Music...favorite? Well, anyone who knows me knows the answer to that. But, I humor the rest...

Favorite artist: Billy Joel , DUH -

Farovite song: mmm... The Stranger, I think.

I used to be in a band... No I wasn't a guitarist...nor was I a vocalist. Just played piano. Funny, though, we never performed any Billy Joel songs. We did do Elton John's version of Pinball Wizard, though. I fucking rock, if I do say so myself (and I do).

We mostly emulated Hendrix type blues rock... did some Elvis covers, Steive Ray, The Doors. It was a good time. By the way, I got a kickin' PA, so if you got a band, drop me a line, and I'm all over it, baby (no punk, no ska, no bullshit like that).

As far as the piano goes... I was the laziest classically trained pianist. Like Billy, when I play classical now, it takes me forever to learn, and it sounds like shit.

Movies:

Oooh, good question. I am a horror movie freak, and in that category, my two favs are The Omen and The Ring. All other horror movies are comedies by comparison.

Naturally, I love Lord of the Rings

Sports movies: Hoosiers, and Rudy (who could be better than Gene Hackman or Sean "Samwise" Astin?)

Military movies: Full Metal Jacket (the first half).

Favorite anime: The Slayers, followed closely by Rurouni Kenshin.

Sci Fi: original Star Wars!

Drama: Searching for Bobby Ficsher, and Insomnia.

Television:

Duh, The Simpsons.

Books:

The Lord of The Rings. The only book I ever read more than twice. Loved it since I was 12.

Heroes:

Chris Reeve.

My Blog

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Leo - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You're almost always the center of attention - and easy for potential dates to spot Your happiness and optimism is appealing to all... and ...
Posted by Lord of the pawn and pen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Eat snacky smores

Since so many people ask, it's from South Park, at the end of the propaganda add for the war against Canada. It's the little advertisement at the end that lasts half a second: "Eat snacky smores."
Posted by Lord of the pawn and pen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Blog, eh?

I don't remember any HTML, and I'm too fucking lazy too look it up anyway. So blow me. Beware the blogs.
Posted by Lord of the pawn and pen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST