Super PORKY

Tu quieres saber de mi, so to strong para saber de mi. Me gusta luchar y tomar cerveza. No me gustan los pantalones. Estas son unas facts de Superporky. HT- Just right Sex- Every night from 5 pm to about 4:37 am WT- Just right Weakness- Why do you even ask, none bitch!!! Nickname: Brazo de Plata. Superporky es fuerte, whenSuperporky was born the nurse saw my dick and said, "WOW" then Superporky had sex with her, at the time it was the 3rd women Superporky had had sex with. Superporkys' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Superporky does not sleep. He waits. Superporky does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Superporky goes killing. Superporky is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. The chief export of Superporky is pain. Superporky sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Superporky roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. We now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. I, Superporky smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. If you can see Superporky, he can see you. If you can't see Superporky you may be only seconds away from death. A blind man once stepped on Superporkys' shoe. Superporky replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Superporky!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Superporky. Superporky doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Superporky and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Superporky once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Superporky. Now you know, ARRIVA LOS RUDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!