The Time Traveler

I started in wrestling in 1979 under an alias of Mad Dog Marcial Bovee, but in 1986 my identity changed as I became convinced of who I really was. I am The Time Traveler and I am from the past, the present and the future. I developed the secret of eternity and instead of using this power for good, I decided to use it for selfish purposes, which I still do today. I walk the winds of eternity and sail the oceans of the decades. I am and will be.Am I evil? Am I good? Where do the people I manage really come from? I exist in the past, the present and the future and how do you know that the image you see before you is my true face?I went to the Akron Armory to speak about booking some of my men with Walter Moore the other night. I want them to face The Great Scoot & Buddy Rogers. People try to tell me that the armory I speak of was torn down in the early 1980s and these men are all long gone, but they are wrong because I saw them. I went back to the old Phoenix Madison Square Garden just the other week, to discuss tactics to bring to my men here. I spoke with the Comancheros, Bearcat Wright and Firpo Zybysco. People have tried to tell me the Garden has been torn down and there is even a My Space about it. They try to say these people are dead, but I know better. I went up to Cleveland to the sports arena on Euclid Avenue last month. I spoke to Bulldog Brower about ways to hurt people. Again, people try to tell me Brower is dead and this building is gone, but how can it be? Oh ye of little faith, have you no understanding?Technically I am not the star of the show. My men are the stars. Still, they benefit by and from me. They know i am not insane, but a genius. I am very nervous, this is true, high strung. Maybe I have the polar depression or the Norman Bates disorder, but that does not mean I do not have the power to travel in time. I take that back! I have no disorder. Those of lesser intellect always run down those who are superior and that is what we seem to have here.I walked across the winds of time the other day and the earth stood still. I saw the face in the lake and the demons of the eternal fire. I heard voices from beyond, guiding me onward. they are not in my head. They are real. Last night my teeth crawled back in my head and tried to eat away at my brain. It hurts! Have you ever had that happen? Do fans even have brains? 1991. 1967. 1958. 1865. 1904.1616. 1953. 1689. Your men have a high mortality rate Frank, first three than two. Stella! The mendacity! We are the stuff as dreams are made of! Adrian! From the eternal sea he rises, creating armies on either shore, pit5ing man against his brother until man exists no more. How much is that doggie in the window? Feelings, nothing more than feelings. Is that you, Santa Claus? Take an eye for an eye. He's been shot, he's been shot, Lee Harvey Oswald has been shot! Air raid! I'd walk a mile for a camel. Mandy, you came and you gave without taking, and I sent you away, oh Mandy. Sing to me angel of music! Animal crackers in my soup! I'm leaving, on a jet plane. We have seen the enemy and he is ours. Why don't you like me?My friends and I are going to destroy the world. I am The Time Traveler and I am eternal. I come not alone. It is not just me, but me and mine! We will make you see the light! I want it all, all, do you hear me! He who laughs last laughs best. Wilbur Whitlock is my son. Do you know who you are dealing with? George of the Jungle, watch out for that tree. I am not a crook. Goodnight and may God bless. You can;'melt my heart of glass. School's out for summer. Jingle all the way. Only Capone kills like that. Behold the face of death.Yes, that's it. behold the face of death!