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enki - illegal alien

BASKING IN THE FAT OF THE LAND

About Me

click here to visit www.enkialien.comILLEGAL ALIEN MUSIC - 'ENKI' - PRODUCER / ENGINEER / LYRICIST MAKES MUSIC FOR THE SWEAT SHOP REFUGEE SLAVE LABOR HOT KITCHEN BACK BREAKING HARDCORE SUN BEAMING DOWN ON A HOT FUCKIN 20 HR WORKING DAY IN THE TRENCHES TO FEED YOUR KIDS 1 HAS CEREBAL PALSY NO MEDICAL CARE, CEO'S IN THE HAMPTONS COUNTRY CLUB HIRE HELP, U.S COMPANIES EXPLOIT YOUR COUNTRY SO YOUR MOTHER SELLS PUSSY FOR A PLANE TICKET FOR U TO GO TO AMERICA AND WORK FOR MILLIONARE CEO'S AS HIRED HELP IN A COUNTRY BUILT ON GENOCIDE AND FREE LABOR AND DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ITS PEOPLE BUT GIVE THEIR FIRST BORN CHILD TO PROTECT THIS COUNTRY, CLUBS AND SECRET SOCIETIES PLOT ONE WORLD GOVT. NEW WORLD ORDER SCHEMES, WHILE MY LITTLE COUSINS WORK FOR NIKE TO BUY CRIPPLED MOTHER MEDICINE FOR $2 A DAY, TO GUANTANAMO BAY, DETENTION CENTRES STEAL PASSPORTS TO CROSSING BORDERS CAVITY SEARCHES ZOMBIE OFFICERS LUBED UP GLOVED FINGER FUCKING ANAL ORIFICES SEARCHING CRACKS FOR CRACK FINDING MISCARRIED CASTAWAY BABIES ON A CARGO SHIP PLACENTAS SARDINES IN DUMPSTER CANS COLLECTED BY A CHINAMAN, ORPHAN IN RAWANDA PARENTS SLAUGHTERED STOWAWAY TO AMERICA WELCOMED BY COMPLAINING MTV KIDS CRY ABOUT GHETTOS, PUBLIC SERVANTS COMPLAIN ABOUT A 1 HR LUNCH BREAK BEING TOO SHORT WHILE I WAIT IN LINE FOR 5 HRS AFTER WORK PICKING UP TRASH AND CLEANING RICH PARIS HILTON BITCHES POODLES SHIT IN CENTRAL PARK, PUNJABI TAXI DRIVERS PRAY ON THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY, TOILET BOWL CLEANING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS STEAL JOBS FROM CRACKHEAD COUCH POTATOS BITCHES IN DUANE READE CANT TELL U WERE TO FIND THE SHAMPOO ISLE WHILE THE U.S CROSSED MEXICO'S BORDERS WHERE 5 YEAR OLDS SELL CHICLETS, AFRICANS SELLING PORNO'S TO 8 PACKS OF SOCKS ON STREET CORNERS TO SEND MONEY HOME TO A VILLAGE THAT HAS NO ROADS, BREASTFEEDING MOTHERS SELLING FRIED GOODS IN FRONT OF NIGHTCLUBS TO DRUNKEN GUIDOS AND DISCO HO'S, CORRUPT IMMIGRATION LAWYERS BANK ON BROKE REFUGEES FOR FORMS SO THEY CAN REGISTER TO BE DEPORTED ANYWAY, 20 YEARS IN THIS BITCH AND U WANNA SEND ME BACK TO THE PLACE THAT I ESCAPED CAUSE MY GOVT. SERVES YOURS LIKE A PIPE CLEANER IN A SEWAGE PLANT AND PIMPS MY PEOPLE LIKE SKANK WHORES FUCKING OLD WRINKLE DICKS AND YOUR FELLOW POLITICIANS AND OLD CHILD MOLESTERERS RAPE KIDS AS THEY LOOK AT ME IN A HOLDING CELL BRINGING ME BACK PUT ON MY HIJAB, PLOT WITH COMMRADES HOLD UP A BURNING FLAG CARRY A RIFFLE IN THE OTHER HAND LOOKING AT AN ARIAL VIEW OF A TARGET, GET BOMBED BY U.S TROOPS LOSE A LEG, BRANDED AN ALIEN STAMPED AND TITLED LIKE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL ANCIENT REPTILE CIVILIZATION CARVED ON STONE FROM MAYAN AND INCA GODS MOPPING MC DONALD FLOORS, ZULU WARRIOR WORKING SECURITY AT A WOMENS CLOTHING STORE, INDONESIAN PRINCESS SELLING NICKS AND DIMES TO NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS, ARUBAN CHIEF WITCHDOCTOR SELLING INSCENCE AND BATTERIES ON THE SUBWAY...ENKI'S BEATS AND LYRICS IS THE SOUNDTRACK FOR EVERDAY ILLEGAL ALIEN LIVING. disclaimer ( WAR ON CHRISMAS BANNER): i agree on everything except for god being a delusion - i love Allah! Christmas is the most gayest time of the year yaaay!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/19/2005
Band Website: enkialien.com
Band Members: ENKI
Influences:
Sounds Like: sounds like the shit u hear in your head like a sonic frequency...your humming the melody... but you dunno the lyrics, the beat in your head got you tapping your knuckles against the mouldy walls as your crouched in an uncomfortable foetal position on the cold freezing piss, crack sprinkled rat shit infested floor of the county jail cell with 50 stinkin period smelling baby murdering dyke inmates and the only thing keeping you sane and stopping you from having a panic attack is that song you cant get outta your head, betta fuckin hope to god its not that song by Akon, 'locked up' or else you knock someone out, at times u forget it it with memories of the ENYA CLASSIC sail away sail away sail away dn dnd dnnndn d nnnd dnnd dnnn......
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Enki
Birthday: today is the 11th of April it's my birthday and at home online picking my eye boogers ...wonderful
Birthplace: in den haag ( hhhhhaag pronounced with the back of the throat loogi exraction sound ) in Holland
Current Location: same place i said just then: at home online picking my eye boogers ...wonderful
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: peroxidededed interchangable discoloration chemically induced faded black
Height: thats a huge bitch!!
Right Handed or Left Handed: thats a huge bitch!!
Your Heritage: nibiru, sumer, andromeda, different nebulas ( oi who rememebers gas ball nebbies!!!), lemuria, atlantis, KIRRAWEE - south side Sydney Australia gday cunts oi maaate, it's a hell of a town!
The Shoes You Wore Today: the same shits i wear everyday...my treck em through the subterranean subway roadkill hockin spit n piss crack rock bums spoof cum splattered cemented sidewalks of this wasteland, my surrogate home
Your Fears: if i tell people they'll use it against me and send me to hospital like in 1989 when my so called 'buddies' pranked me and said there was one on my shoulder
Your Perfect Pizza: thats a huge bitch!! hot damn anything larger than 20" in diameter and it's got my name on it and i'm alone and ready to eat it with crushed peppers and all baby
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to win the battle of the buldge, to win the nathans hot dog eating contest, ( I LIVE FOR THE TRIPLE B'S - BBQ'S, BUFFETS AND BANQUETS!!!) and to meet that one lucky fella and make him my first ever boyfriend in MY FUCKIN LIFE ...it might be too late..the bitchface bitterness from years of neglect may take over and my destiny as the bitter crazy old lady in the big scary house near the school where kids throw rocks at my window as i rock in my gargoyl adorned rocking chair smoking a pipe may all come true... the quater of a century mark has passed TODAY, what the fuck is up with u faggots, will someone decent ask me out already? hahaha ( not with that attitude missy, why i outta wash your mouth out with soap u buttmunch)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol ... muthafucker u know people say lol but their sitting there with a straight face
Thoughts First Waking Up: getting head or just getting some in general having a smoke picking out eye boogers and eating a mc griddle meal at the same time mmm mmm mmm what a combination...im foul AARGGG
Your Best Physical Feature: god damn everything!! im fabulous!
Your Bedtime: when my eyes start rolling to the back of my head and involunary drewl comes down my chin and i start telling war stories about 1770
Your Most Missed Memory: summertime in Sydney with my best buds in me holden commodore drivin around bondi beach and cronulla beach and other beaches, having BBQ's ( I LIVE FOR THE TRIPLE B'S - BBQ'S, BUFFETS AND BANQUETS!!!) hanging out in the sunshine listening to my classic rock ballad mixtapes and 40's of hahn ice or tooheys new or fosters, actually do they even come in 40's ...mmm lets see its that english metric system, no that would be a 700ml of beers
Pepsi or Coke:
it's like saying dumb or dumber? grundle or asshole, tomato / tomato, potato / potato, cantelope or rockmelon, aluminium or aluminum, slapping uglies or beating guts, arent they all the same? tMacDonalds or Burger King:murder king
Single or Group Dates: this question is retarded....what the hell is a group date? sounds like some gangbanging orgy swinger shit if u ask me...anyways im single...but i think we have already established that point in an aforementioned question...further elaboration would be overkill and would suggest negative implications with regard to my level of contentment which in any event is very satisfactory despite any insinuations that it isn't ok AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGG
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both mixed together with montebello liver staining $2 pre mix long island iced tea... oi that shit is cheap and it fucks u up...believe u me it's saved me on those broke cheapass nights out when someone drags me to a party when i'm broke and cant afford to get fucked up
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate everything!!!!...i love easter eggs yay!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino is a coffee its just got more froth and shit...this is a trick question
Do you Smoke: YES SIR
Do you Swear: HELL FUCKIN NO
Do you Sing: i would like to think i can
Do you Shower Daily: ummm do u really wanna know that answer? hahaha, gotcha.. YES INDEED I DO ...who the hell is gonna answer no to that? smellycat smellycat what are they feeding you?
Have you Been in Love: yes i easily fall in love...but its just me being in love with them, often not returned, a non reciprocated in love feeling that often leads to nothingness ... people r selfish and dumb...who the fuck wouldnt love me back.....WWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you want to go to College: not anymore..i dont wanna go to school again...please the memories are too harsh and traumatising...please lets not go there
Do you want to get Married: yes i want to be happily married one of these days and don't we all, wouldnt we all love to be married to someone special that will hand you a back scratcher when u cant reach an itch or better yet have someone help u scratch your itchy back...HAVE A SHOWER!!!
Do you belive in yourself: what the fuck? i believe in me! do u think im gonna say no to that one?
Do you get Motion Sickness: unfortunately i carry bonine chewable motion sickness tablets incase i get on a bus for too long or im in the back seat of a car for too long
Are you a Health Freak: i smoke and drink and yes im a health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: yes we have an overseas telephone relationship...the best...i love them!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: yay!!! as long as i dont get hit in the head with thunderstorm induced debris
Do you play an Instrument: yes my underarm
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes sir e bob
In the past month have you Smoked: yes maam
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ummm i think so?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no fuckin no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: interesting question....malls... hmmm a place for young loiterers, mothers with strollers and old people, how about malls that r full of rednecks during business hours cause they go for the air conditioning and they dont work or have fans or AC at home / trailers...i cant say that i've been in a mall recently no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hot damn i dunno
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no i havent
In the past month have you been on Stage: sadly no...that sucks
In the past month have you been Dumped: um i think u have to be picked up to be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: whoa yeah skinny dipping ...apart from the dirty shores of this wonderful city upon the atlantic and the hudson river...what body of water would allow one to achieve such a feat...hmmm realistically if i were to i'd be skinny dipping in the man made lake made by a pothole the size of godzillas asscrack with rainwater in it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah toilet paper
Ever been Drunk: oh god no what do u think i am some sort of a lush...why i never ( queen of england voice)
Ever been called a Tease: no im straight up homie
Ever been Beaten up: everyday in high school by 3 dudes that called me monobrow, they coulda just told me to wax the damn thing...getting beat up used to be the daily pastime... fuckin violent aussies, im such a pansy nowadays, i'd run like a fairy to avoid getting beat up ...
Ever Shoplifted: didnt the last question say ever stolen? hey thats just like the capuccino and coffee question
How do you want to Die: hot damn! kinda morbid huh? definitely not on the crapper, having a root, guts flying everywhere or in any other compromising position where ambulance folks would be like ..hot damn! i just wanna be in one piece and not have to feel any pain and shit
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a space ship or a teenage mutant ninja turtle...turtles in a half shell TURTLE POWER!!!! oooo taking it back
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any who cares
Favourite Hair Color: im not picky
Short or Long Hair: oh shit its too vague, this wont describe my type, this is lame
Height: taller than me, im 5'7...i want someone to give me a piggy back every now and then
Weight: 210.982 lbs 95.258847855kg, 5659.5874415g, 0.057849892 tonns, 7465268.5874111458 nano kg's ...like how the fuck do i know?
Best Clothing Style: rugged yet purposeful looking if that makes any sense ... NO TIGHT CLOTHES!! no metrosexual / gay / homo thug with mascara and lisssp looking clothing style..no good..
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh shiiit!
Number of Piercings: no only ears im a pansy, i only ever had my nose done, till it got infected and a random lady told me that her son had a nose piercing infection and they had to remove his nose...hot damn!
Number of Tattoos: i dont have any, i guess that means i'm not cool now..
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOOOOOTHING!!! except not ever waxing my monobrow, i coulda avoided all those times i'd get my ass kicked, and i regret not sticking with kung fu i dunno why i stopped, and i regret eating that aloo pie just then with that extra hot bonnet pepper sauce and drinking soda afterwards its not settling to the stomach...noooo!

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My Blog

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Posted by enki - illegal alien on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:13:00 PST

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Posted by enki - illegal alien on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:08:00 PST

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Posted by enki - illegal alien on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:05:00 PST

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Posted by enki - illegal alien on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:18:00 PST

Fuck Cronulla! the town where i grew up with racist fuckers - its even in Wikipedia

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