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Enki Alien

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

click on the little moving image on the top right hand corner or visit WWW.ENKIALIEN.COM for a quick gander..why? hmm..well why the hell not...Greetings Friend.. 'Tis always a pleasure to encounter the sheer wonderous awe of your presence, come hither my sweetmms ... take thy smelly shoes off and recline in your seat for a quaint and festive gander of photographic splendour whist your ears embrace in the wholesome warmth of nostalgic tunes of the yesteryear..images of old and new will please even the timid of hearts, rock your soul in the bossom of abraham whilst you browse thyn page my loved one...for the kind folk whom I've not had the glory of meeting your aquaintance, you are not a stranger, merely a friend whom i've not yet met..indeed i welcome all sorts including potheads, geekazoids, alien abductees, fellow trivial pursuit fans yay!! randoms, Oprah!!!!!! simple village folk from tabek sarojo in guguak ( dont front u know where the fuck that is!!!), perverts, soccer hooligans, that guy on the A train that sells rabbits little furry friends on mass transit, Gronks, unarmed homeland security / INS staff in a dark alley on a bad day after a sumo wrestling class, yobo's, hobo's, big foot, hobbie junkiecunts, houso's, professional ex luna park / wonderland character mascots ( where are you now), yo yo ma's (them lamo hangerounderers standing on random intersections), Sai Baba, MONKEY MAGIC ( WHERE R U NOW?)!!! sideshow freaks (the man girl hamaphrodite acrobat, the man with a hole in his stomach) and last but not muthafuckin least...Boy George!..

My Interests

sounds like the shit u hear in your head like a sonic frequency...your humming the melody... but you dunno the lyrics, the beat in your head got you tapping your knuckles against the mouldy walls as your crouched in an uncomfortable foetal position on the cold freezing piss, crack sprinkled rat shit infested floor of the county jail cell with 50 stinkin period smelling baby murdering dyke inmates and the only thing keeping you sane and stopping you from having a panic attack is that song you cant get outta your head, betta fuckin hope to god its not that song by Akon, 'locked up' or else you knock someone out, at times u forget it it with memories of the ENYA CLASSIC sail away sail away sail away dn dnd dnnndn d nnnd dnnd dnnn......

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Television:

TELL-LIE-VISION SUBLIMINAL MINDFUCK ANTTENA RECTUM RECEPTOR DECEPTAKON ECHELON BRAINWASH RADIOWAAAVES... sure i love my sitcoms king of queens, girlfriends, the family guy, mad tv, mind of mencia, chappelle show um what would i do without cable, i usually keep the national geographic / history or discovery channel on all day..but i could give a fuck about how fibreglass is made when theres some good shit on comedy central ..

Books:

disclaimer ( WAR ON CHRISMAS BANNER): i agree on everything except for god being a delusion - i love Allah! Christmas is the most gayest time of the year yaaay!
THE SECRET WEAPON ...FOR THE LUCKY LADIEEEESSS... how u doin ma?


REPPIN FO' DA GROUPIES ..U KNOW THEY NEED SUM LUV TOO...AYO SHO'TEEE!!! ( u the reason why i do what i do, holla!)

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