Nick

i'm white, i've only been camping once but i think the outdoors are beautiful, i'm jealous of straight people, i have the ability to insert movie quotes into everyday conversation, sometimes without people noticing, people always mistake me for other people and/or forget that they met me, i am the creator of the 80's cd compilation series "the gayties" which includes "it's the gayties", "back to the gayties", "revenge of the gayties", "return of the gayties", "the gayties girls" and the recently released send-off album "farewell to the gayties", my favorite restaurant is batista's hole in the wall in las vegas, i don't understand why people drink soda because it has no nutritional value and it makes you more thirsty, i was showing my student ID to a friend in the movie ticket line and the guy at the ticket booth accused me of using my friend's student ID and we had to get both of ours out at the same time to prove we were both students to save $2 and i think that is funny, i'm always eating but i'm always hungry, i am fascinated by space and the universe, i am also very interested in history, especially the WWII time period and ancient history, i'm a total pervert, i can't cook so i eat out a lot, i love movies and watch the same ones over and over, i want to meet gwyneth paltrow and ingrid bergman and i want to have sex with juliette lewis, i am obsessed with everyone's favorite aussie toni collette, i am socially awkward, i enjoy tennis on TV, i hated high school and i hate college, but not as much as i hated high school, i think paris hilton is a retard, i want to move to the pacific northwest because i think it is beautiful, if i had millions of dollars i would rather live in las vegas in frank sinatra's old house, i think walt disney had interesting philosophies about the future and idealism, i love watching boxing on TV but not the boxing with gloves, the boxing where the guys are in a cage and they get all bloody, i can't wait to graduate, the family guy is the funniest television show ever, closely followed by roseanne, i love science fiction movies, i want an internship with george lucas or stephen spielberg, i enjoy walking through art museums, i live alone but i still sleep with my bedroom door closed, whenever i watch a movie i always want to be a character from that movie (i.e. douglas quaid from total recall, i never get to be a bodybuilder and go to mars, polly perkins from sky captain and the world of tomorrow, i never get to be a journalist in 1939 in a sci fi movie made in 2004 or daisy from girl interrupted, i never get to be in a psych ward in the late 60's with an undisclosed mental disorder; "i want some f*cking colace!"), i don't understand why people who are driving 70 on the highway with a bush/cheney sticker on their 2001 hunter green dodge caravan slow down to 55 when they pass a cop because the speed limit is 65 and they will not be pulled over, i would rather bag my own groceries, i am obsessively clean, i love cedar point, i enjoy mailing things and/or getting things in the mail