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jacob

francine, don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people into your home?!

About Me

I'm fascinated by fax machines.

My Interests

HOW ABOUT MY LIFE? DO YOU GET ENOUGH ALLOWANCE TO PAY FOR THAT? I KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL ME! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE COURTS? DO THEY ALLOW THIS LAWLESSNESS AND MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY TO RUN RAMPANT? I HATE THE SUPREME COURT! OH, GOD. GOD. GOD. GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER! DOESN'T SHE EVER WATCH YOU? TELL HER THIS ISN'T SOME COMMUNIST DAY-CARE CENTER! TELL YOUR MOTHER I HATE HER! TELL YOUR MOTHER I HATE YOU!

I'd like to meet:

a tree that grows money.. and gin.

Music:

poison, david bowie, motley crue, rufus wainwright, elo, abba, muse, alexi murdoch, marilyn manson, jeff buckley, the darkness, raveonettes,

Movies:

showgirls, beetlejuice, opposite of sex, igby goes down, a dirty shame, pep squad, transamerica, waiting for guffman, lost in translation, the ice storm, clockwatchers, muriel's wedding, american psycho, donnie darko, trainspotting, raspberry reich, the royal tenenbaums, the house of yes, ghost world, hysterical blindness, party girl, the triplets of belleville, kill bill, the brady bunch movie, a very brady sequel, she-devil, heathers, drop dead gorgeous, welcome to the dollhouse, team america: world police, desperate living, death becomes her, as good as it gets, about schmidt, fargo, girl interrupted, dark crystal, hedwig and the angry inch, best in show, serial mom, brokeback mountain, the talented mr. ripley, proof, pink flamingos, xanadu, mommie dearest, corpse bride, the shining, edward scissorhands, labyrinth,

Television:

abfab, pee wee's playhouse, arrested development, daily show, south park, strangers with candy, muppet show,

Books:

augusten burroughs, david sedaris... catcher in the rye is my favorite book.

Heroes:

jim henson, david bowie, john waters, patsy stone, jerri blank.