I still like cake.
My boyfriend is better than yours. And we have more fun than you do.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan Murphy! Exclamation point is included on my birth certificate.
Birthday: February 28, 1983.. and if I hear a single leap-year reference, I'll cut a bitch.. '83 wasn't a leap year
Birthplace: Columbus, Ohio
Current Location: Still there.. I know.. boring.
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Blonde.
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: Irish // German... I guess I'm a drunk that hates Jews?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haven't worn any yet.
Your Weakness: Thos damn Rice Krispies commercials with the Hawaiian guy singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow". I always tear up! And you can't go wrong with a good bottle of wine. (And America's Funniest Home Videos.)
Your Fears: Dying alone. Dying period, really.
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm getting pretty fond of Margherita pizza. But I'm sure if you put one down with anything on it I'll eat it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hm. The goal's pretty much already underway... I start culinary school in July. Let's say complete the first year in the top of the class?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm never really on IM anymore... and it's usually just talking to my sister.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is there blood on my ass? Why am I chained to this radiator?
Your Best Physical Feature: My skin, apparently.. strangers seem to have no problem complementing me on that.
Your Bedtime: It's gotten earlier and earlier lately.
Your Most Missed Memory: Those times right after high school graduation.. the people and the places.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi... Coke just reminds me of being in my grandparents house smelling like cigarette smoke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's!
Single or Group Dates: I guess if you're hanging out with your friends with your boyfriend it's considered a group date? So I'll say those... Although I'm not really opposed to single dates, either.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton.. Nestea sounds too much like Nestle.. and chocolate tea just sounds vulgar.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.. vanilla is for homos.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino. It's fancier.
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: Like a goddamn sailor.
Do you Sing: As loudly and obnoxiously as possible.
Do you Shower Daily: Ew. Yes.
Have you Been in Love: More so now than ever before.
Do you want to go to College: That's slowly but surely getting under way. Hopefully this culinary thing is going to work out.
Do you want to get Married: I'd like to. But it's not going to be some fancy-pants wedding. I want to be sponsored by like.. PBR or something. Or Dran-o.
Do you belive in yourself: Not as much as I think I should.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not as much as I think I should.
Are you a Health Freak: Not at all.
Do you get along with your Parents: More so now than I ever have in the past.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!
Do you play an Instrument: I did in high school. Now it's just a tune every now and then on my recorder.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hahahahahah. Is this a serious question?
In the past month have you Smoked: Pot? I've never been so fucked up by hippie weed as I was just a few weeks ago.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I suppose you could say yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I actually don't think I have.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ew.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. And I think this is when you're supposed to eat it if you don't live by the sea or something.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not unless you count crawling across the tables at Surly Girl "on stage".
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope. I really need to get back up on my game.
Ever been Drunk: My liver punches me in the face every morning.
Ever been called a Tease: Slut, yes.
Ever been Beaten up: I've beaten myself up plenty of times.
Ever Shoplifted: Only that set of Lee Press-Ons that I really wanted.
How do you want to Die: The way that lady in the faucet commercial does.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Am I seven years old?
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Light.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark.
Short or Long Hair: Short. Fag-shags are so on their way out.
Height: Taller than me.
Weight: You better be proportionate. No weeble-wobble bodies.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever you can make your own. And I swear to god that stupid hobo looking bullshit that's going on right now is NOT fashionable. Cut off that goddamn beard. And everyone knows you don't need those thick glasses.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I can still count them on one hand, so I'm in pretty good shape.
Number of CDs I own: I stopped counting.
Number of Piercings: Four.
Number of Tattoos: Four.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret is for the weak.
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