Cross-stitching kittens on pillows and/or lace doilies, talking to my ungrateful children if they'd ever pick up the phone, bingo on Thursdays at the center (pink squirrel night), keeping a watchful eye on my neighbors and their private lives, etc.
Burt Bacharach, Andy Williams, Connie Francis (especially "Sings Jewish Hits"), any and all Doris Day soundtracks----"Once, I had a secret love, now he's no secret anymore". She's wise, I tell you.
MR BURT REYNOLDS! HE'S ALL MAN!
+ Phyllis Diller came down from heaven strapped to an angel's harp and was placed here to make the world smile. Oh and Jesus.