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Your Mom

Yup, that's right.....Your mom

About Me

Your mom

My Interests

Cross-stitching kittens on pillows and/or lace doilies, talking to my ungrateful children if they'd ever pick up the phone, bingo on Thursdays at the center (pink squirrel night), keeping a watchful eye on my neighbors and their private lives, etc.

Music:

Burt Bacharach, Andy Williams, Connie Francis (especially "Sings Jewish Hits"), any and all Doris Day soundtracks----"Once, I had a secret love, now he's no secret anymore". She's wise, I tell you.

Movies:

MR BURT REYNOLDS! HE'S ALL MAN!

Heroes:

+ Phyllis Diller came down from heaven strapped to an angel's harp and was placed here to make the world smile. Oh and Jesus.

My Blog

Margaritas and whores: and I wasn’t at MTV’s Spring Break

Hey kids, mom here. Well I would first like to apologize for my extended absence. The fact is that I have spent the past few months in a tropical arcadia with sweaty half-naked men, white sands, ...
Posted by Your Mom on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:04:00 PST

10 Reasons why my daughter, Tina Denver, is going to Hell

It's Your Mom's day (don't get too excited just yet) and guess what? My daughter, Miss Tina Denver, hasn't called me or sent me anything, not even my spatula! Yes, kids, this outrage will not stand. ...
Posted by Your Mom on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:59:00 PST

Novelty T's

Hey kids, it's your mom. I'm just sitting here at my table drinking my coffee, and I'm a little miffed. Well, let me tell you, my sister Bev, bless her soul, bought coffe...
Posted by Your Mom on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:33:00 PST

happy your mom month!

Hey kids - stop watching that boob tube and listen to your mom! As you all know, or probably not, ya ingrates, that May is your mom month! that's right, another mom day rolls around. But this year's g...
Posted by Your Mom on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:00:00 PST