I value a fucked up sense of humor in people more than any other quality, and I have no tolerance for self-proclaimed intellectuals. That's usually just a cover up for a stale assed personality as far as I'm concerned. I have a degree in Fashion Design/ Fine Arts and the college loans to prove it. Some time in the near future I'll probably be selling a testicle or two to pay that off so if that disturbs you then consider yourself forewarned. However, there's probably not a big market for pickled balls, so maybe I'll just have to go back to hookin'. Pick up a few shifts on the old corner. It'll be nice to see Ol' Cracky Tobaccy and Scabby Tina again.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Larry Conroy.Yes, Larry.Stop Laughing. Shut Up.
Birthday: 9-25- none a' your damn business.
Birthplace: Cleveland , Ohio
Current Location: Columbus, Ohio
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Which Damn One? Too Many. Or just enough.
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish/German/Drunk either way
The Shoes You Wore Today: Volcoms
Your Weakness: Candy. Sugar,sugar,sugar. And booze. Which I guess is also sugar.
Your Fears: poverty/various germ related scenarios
Your Perfect Pizza: Hound Dog's has me fucking down
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my shit organized, and double my cashflow
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IM-ing is ridiculous unless you're 15 or a whore
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's Meloux? Where's the remote? Those are pretty standard.
Your Best Physical Feature: I like my eye color. I try not to focus any any one thing fore very long or I get freaked out. Most of me has been chemically or physically altered, so it doesn't really count anyway.
Your Bedtime: 2-ish? Later if I go out I guess. Sleeping til noon is such a waste anymore.
Your Most Missed Memory: Having perfect skin, hair, and metabolism as a kid. What a timesaver!
Pepsi or Coke: I don't buy pop. But Coke if I gotta choose.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonald's fries, BK's burgers.
Single or Group Dates: What the hell is a group date? An orgy? my old man and I can always have fun by ourselves.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: instant iced tea is for hillbillies
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mulatto
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't like to drink hot things.
Do you Smoke: kinda/kinda not..I quit A LOT but when I'm buzzed...
Do you Swear: I should sleep with a bar of soap in my mouth.
Do you Sing: in the car. Alone.
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes multiple times daily.
Have you Been in Love: I am now more than I ever thought possible. He's the only guy I've ever been with that I don't have the urge to strangle and bury in my backyard. Usually.
Do you want to go to College: Did that. Still trying to make it pan out.
Do you want to get Married: Apparently, I'm engaged.
Do you belive in yourself: Sure, I just think I'm lazy
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when the trailer is a rockin'. Actually, I'm the only jerk who likes the rides that spin you stupid. No one else will ever go on those.
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I'm a chemically produced dream/nightmare
Are you a Health Freak: If booze has vitamins, I'll live forever.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes,the one I've known.NO, I'm not a bastard.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: not currently.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: enough to drown a pack of whores.
In the past month have you Smoked: a little
In the past month have you been on Drugs: You ain't been stoned til' you smoke a joint from a middle-aged hippie broad at a dinner party. CHRIST!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess I'm on a date wherever we go.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ugh, yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos are gross. That Pimple-puss filling makes me puke.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I'd like to.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I've taken a gang of em'
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the "swimmin hole with a coon boy?"..no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Changing pricetags isn't stealing, it's just marking down independently.
Ever been Drunk: Ever been sober is a more appropriate question.
Ever been called a Tease: Sure, and a whore. They even each other out.
Ever been Beaten up: sort of. It depends on how.
Ever Shoplifted: I prefer "elected to pay at a later date"
How do you want to Die: "He didn't even see it coming" sounds good.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Accomplished.
What country would you most like to Visit: I can have fun pretty much anywhere, but, I hate heat, so my options are limited.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde/black
Short or Long Hair: SHORT- no fucking faggy-shags PLEASE. CHRIST.
Height: near mine or taller. Not a real issue.No midges.
Weight: proportionate. SMALL beer guts are oddly hot..
Best Clothing Style: Make me believe it works. If I see one more "scene boy" with a beard and hat I'll scream. It looks like they're all railroad engineers in fucking Amish country. And their pasty, mousy girlfriends, Holy Shit, don't get me started.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Number I haven't is smaller. But not anymore.
Number of CDs I own: not enough really
Number of Piercings: 4 in use, lots on hiatus.
Number of Tattoos: 6, and a half- sleeve.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: That's a waste of energy. Just figure your shit out now.
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