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Sonny Alaska

If the world didnt suck we would all fall off.

About Me

I use to hold world record for walking on my hands one mile two hundred and thirty six feet. I was beaten by a midget from Australia named Clive. I was never a marine or in the FBI but I was a crossing guard in grammer school. I survived two earth quakes a tornado and several wicked hangovers.My favorite animal is bigfoot. I wrote a book about Slugs that was a best seller in Luxemburg.As for girls I like woman who shave there arm pits...

My Interests

I enoy makeing bluebery pancakes,frog raceing, restoreing old tooth brushes watching old reruns of the Magic Johnson show. Pinning my grandfather in our weekly wrestling match. Doing oil paintings of New Jersey's highways and oil refineries. Watching fat guys neerly have heart attacks as they root for there favorite sports teams. But my main interest is sitting next to some clown on the train while he talks about the most mudane subjects on his cell phone.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet fat Elvis, Napoleon, Ghengis Khan, Hellen of Troy, Picaso%D%AJoan of Arc, Ghandi, Marylyn Monroe, George Washington Carver, Abe Lincoln%D%AGeorge Washington, Marry Queen of Scotts, Hemingway,Jimmy Hendrix, Princes Di%D%Athe guy they named the Bronx after, Eleanor Rosevelt, Nostradamis, Billy the Kid%D?atty Arbucle, Geronimo, Jesus himself of course, Florence Nightingale, Cleopatra%D?milya Airharte, Bette Davis, Michelangelo,Pancho Via,Ava Gardner,the Marx brothers, Bert and Ernie, Led Belly, the Gabor sisters, the 99 New Orleans Saints cheerleading squad, Babe Ruth, Black Beard the Pirate, Sasan B Anthony, Ceasar, Jim Thorp Avita Perone and Mother Goose. I would like to meet all these people put them in to one big room and have a party with as much liqour and other mind altering stimullants as possible. Than I would sit back and watch the sparks fly.

Music:

Anything by William Shatner that guy is just the best. After Shatner in no order NewOrder,Cure,Sublime,VNV,JanesAdiction,Nirvana,VanMorison,N IN,Green Day, Clash, Depeche Mode, Chicane,Cranberies,Smiths,Led Zeplin,Sting, BAD,Beatles, Depeche Mode,Bob Marley,Sound Garden,Johny Cash,Bjork,U2,Sinead,Mobey, Social Distortion,Simon Garfunkel,Chuck Berry,Doors,Ministry,Fats Domino,Bach, James,Police,Nat Merchant,Marvin Gaye,Chili Peppers,Stevie Ray Vaughn,Bruce.

Movies:

A few of my favorites are the Marv Albert Story, From here to Bayone and of course Cool hand Luke.

Television:

Every one loves Stalin, The Honeymooners, The MR T show, Sanford and Son. The O.J and Jessica Simpson show, Seinfeld and of course Freindless.

Books:

Encylopedia Britanica the letter M, S and A are also breath takeing reads. C,D and E get all the hype. But it M that realy gets me thinking about life.

Heroes:

The Guy who invented the bug zapper. Who ever decided to stop makeing Police Academy movies. The last guy who knocked out Mike Tyson and of course Donald Trumps tupae.

My Blog

Da Easter Bunny

Look out folks Roscoe the giant drunken Easter Bunny is comeing. He will be out tonight getting hammered getting ready for his big day. If you see a six foot tall bunny with big ears and pink eyes wel...
Posted by Sonny Alaska on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST